PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LOCKED IN WITH A MADMAN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets w/Singapore PM Lee 6/11/18
youtu.be/hejFsjhDmrU
>WH Press Brief from Singapore (Sarah/SoS Pompeo) 6/11/18
youtu.be/xkgbRpfFwpQ
>WHVideo: Pres Trump meets w/SingPM Lee 6/11/18
youtu.be/lXPLrnSVPRQ
>Pres Trump arrives in Singapore 6/10/18
youtu.be/2WNqDGfsKoc
youtu.be/u1wrpAkuRXU
>NECDir Kudlow doing the sunday shows 6/10/18
youtu.be/m7S3CadEbVs FtN
youtu.be/a4HCULGOxN8 cnn
>VP Pence @Faith+Freedom Coalition 6/9/18
c-span.org/video/?446773-1/
>Pres Trump leaves G7 6/9/18
youtu.be/DVOGBceW2vs
>Pres Trump Press Conf @G7 6/9/18
youtu.be/-6sSFohHqD0
>Pres Trump @G7 Breakfast 6/9/18
youtu.be/YJdmUcmaoAg
>Pres Trump/LilKim Impersonators in Singapore 6/8/18
youtu.be/LUDleD6ddQ8
>Pres Trump w/Macron @G7 6/8/18
youtu.be/e6j5-d4QsG0
>Pres Trump w/cuckdeau @G7 6/8/18
youtu.be/XTPnGcXNgtU
>Pres Trump @G7 Meeting 6/8/18
youtu.be/xvmFuyHyjEU
>Pres Trump @G7 Family photo 6/8/18
youtu.be/nLi8PnyftRw
>Pres Trump meets the leafs 6/8/18
youtu.be/QOYb_v2PxAc (pre)
youtu.be/zKW4V40AfJw
>Pres Trump Arrives @G7 Summit 6/8/18
youtu.be/WDpQxry5f_w
>Pres Trump Arrives in Leafland 6/8/18
youtu.be/lki4yNKSSA8
>AF1 Landing in Canada 6/8/18
youtu.be/cYbfLakSFAs

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>another 7 burgers and a half
it's gonna be a long day

Guys I have been shitposting for a long time now but my paycheck still hasn't arrived. Have you gotten yours yet?

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RAPEFUGEE OF PEACE

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Have to have Israeli flag

Da, we need your account and routing number to route your 15 rubles properly.

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*nods knowingly*

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islam is a fag

1 Muslim is too many on American Soil.

FLORIDA POLLS:

Cherry Communications for Florida Chamber
Scott (R) 48%
Nelson (D-inc) 45%

AARP for POLITICO
Scott (R) 40%
Nelson (D-inc) 39%

Phonetic pronunciation of MAGA

The only thing I'm looking forward to today, to be honest.

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DIVERTED TO IRELAND

if they were going to kill Kimmy they would've done it during his late night stroll. he's gotta be nervous. or was. perhaps that's why they took him out on the town.
>we don't want to kill you!

maybe mellowing out about now.

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Yeah, that cute little Russian figure skater just showed up at my house about an hour ago, the wedding's tomorrow. Hope you can make it.

b-but Roves Whiteboard says FL is a Dem Lock

Niggers acting like animals again?

It's probably some drunk or nigger acting like an idiot.

>Nelson losing in Florida
literally a doomsday scenario for the Democrats.

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When did we become such a microcephalic penis of a nation. Kennedy would cringe at our kike loving handjob of a country.

Got last weeks check from the Kremlin this morning. Were you meeting your posts-per-hour goal? If you were, just call them and ask.

>American forums.

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Post milkies moar

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There are people who unironically follow Bill Kristol's twitter.

what do the characters literally mean?

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Time to head there now and grab some tendies

>my paycheck still hasn't arrived. Have you gotten yours yet?
Shareblue and correct the record paid me lots in 2016, but nothing since then

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wtf i want chickfila now

at least someone is looking forward to the future

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>Nelson losing to a gungrabbing R
JUST
U
S
T

BAN ASSAULT STRAIGHT FOODS

Scott has a shot for sure.

Just how many of those are there even for the democrats?

Shaka Bra!

Ride the blue wave or drown, Drumphiles

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Uh, individually they don't mean much? Think each word in a phrase as an alphabet

LOOKS LIKE WE UNLOCKED THE GOOD ENDING

PRAISE kek!

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fuck IHOB

>that leftist cuck at the bottom

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I'm not a fan of gun-control Scott, but I will still root for him against Nelson.

why do people want to live like this?

agreed

ihob
DDD

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How long till CNN starts praising her again?

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> he didn't asked for his shekels in advance
It's like you wanted to be ripped off user

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kek

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A milkment.

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Start thinking about killing instead. We're gonna need you soon.

Unless you're jew or muslim, in which case, go find a water tower to backflip off of.

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How is this real life i read kim wants a mcdonalds in north korea how is all this happening right now
has god lost his mind?

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Denny's makes better burgers than IHOX

I love this Wendy art. Moar?

How did anyone find out?

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Fuuuuuuggg I want chick-fil-a now

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OH-12 Special Election: Monmouth University
Balderson (R) 48
O'Connor (D) 39

Gonna throw a curve ball

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>be a billionaire CEO
>get bullied into submission by a random fag on the website you founded
don't do this

>he thinks this makes trump look bad

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there is no god and we are his prophets.

delete this

what's he seeing?

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God is the original shitposter, we are only pale imitations of His almighty banter

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He doesn't want to live like that
He wanted protection for his unprofitable, monopolistic business.

I actually tried one of their burgers saturday evening. Pretty juicy and tasty, but a lot smaller than the picture makes you think. 'Mega Monster' cheeseburger is definitely a misnomer, and it wasn't particularly cheap. I wonder if I had waited until after this announcement they would have had better prices.

I agree. Way bigger, and a few dollars cheaper, at least when comparing double cheeseburgers.

russia strikes again
when will trumo put a stop to this

why does everyone steal my memes
remind me to go get some chik-fil-a this month just for the principle of the thing

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“We’re America, Bitch” is not only a characterologically accurate collective self-appraisal—the gangster fronting, the casual misogyny, the insupportable confidence—but it is also perfectly Rorschachian. To Trump’s followers, “We’re America, Bitch” could be understood as a middle finger directed at a cold and unfair world, one that no longer respects American power and privilege. To much of the world, however, and certainly to most practitioners of foreign and national-security policy, “We’re America, Bitch” would be understood as self-isolating, and self-sabotaging.

WHAT IS THAT STAIN ON SARAH'S DRESS
BILL WHAT DID YOU DO??

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I went and alpha'd this awoo. Take.

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he tweeted his receipt

Two chucklefucks saying "Globalization is just inevitable"

The best distillation of the Trump Doctrine I heard, though, came from a senior White House official with direct access to the president and his thinking. I was talking to this person several weeks ago, and I said, by way of introduction, that I thought it might perhaps be too early to discern a definitive Trump Doctrine.


“No,” the official said. “There’s definitely a Trump Doctrine.”

What is it? I asked. Here is the answer I received: “The Trump Doctrine is, ‘We’re America, Bitch.’ That’s the Trump Doctrine.

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>a new gender has been invented

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What does that even mean

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How many bongs till the meeting?

Don't be like these guys.

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You wat?

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a room full of feckless cunts

Well said globalist slut.

>IHOb sells burgers
So they've become the International House Of burgers?
Do people not like pancakes anymore?

Florida best state. Also I discovered that Publix now exists in North Carolina now.

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don't have much

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>That image
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Orthodox Jews have a certain way of life

>publix posting after they sold out to the hogg
you better disavow real quick son

>“The Trump Doctrine is, ‘We’re America, Bitch.’ That’s the Trump Doctrine
I like it

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They cant compete with Dennys in breakfast

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people don't like the atmosphere
there is no saving that shit

>Publix
Are they even any good?

several anons have multiple gb's of awoos. don't play this game, you will lose everytime.

But will he put it on a hat?

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They're randomly placed buttons. Boutique dresses are retarded that way