Brit/pol/ - Jahans edition

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PM 'to appeal for unity' on Brexit vote:
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44434998

Mystery over identity of Nazi camp 'victim' from Jersey:
>bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-44424122

Dozens evacuated after fire at London hospital:
>news.sky.com/story/dozens-evacuated-after-fire-at-london-hospital-11401171

Italy shuts ports to rescue ship carrying over 600 migrants:
>news.sky.com/story/italy-shuts-ports-to-rescue-ship-carrying-over-600-migrants-11401125

MPs call for police to investigate Arron Banks' links to Russia:
>theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/10/arron-banks-mps-call-for-police-investigate-russia-links

Labour denies toning down water industry nationalisation plans
>theguardian.com/business/2018/jun/10/labour-denies-toning-down-water-industry-nationalisation-plans
(civil disorder general civil war general Tommy Robinson England freetommy bong ptg sg)

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YOOFS
READ TYNDALL
GET NATIONALIST

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I improved this.

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High Tory tbqhwu

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Lewisham East Voting Invention:

LAB: 49% (-19)
LDM: 25% (+21)
CON: 16% (-7)

Via @businessinsider - June 2018
Changes w/ GE2017

JUSTamy Corbyn

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feel like pure shit just want Mary and Philip's united Catholic England and Spain back

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can someone make out what this man says at 1:47 when he's mocking the british accent?

LIB DEM SURGE

Its coming home lads

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It's a very important ISSue

I love election season brit/pol/

thanks.

One to add to the headline lists next thread:

Busty Labour MP Jess Phillips Brags About Sex Offers from 600 Men
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-44438468

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How many of you lads are members of a political party?

Rain is so comfy when you're inside or outside

are you montenigga?

>election season on brit/pol/
>/trans/ and /wc/ on /sp/
>ice cream man about

Good summer desu

Yeah, Communist Party of Britain (Marxist–Leninist)

no its crap and full of toryboys

No worthwhile parties run in my constituency.
Or any constituency in my county.

Making threads about yourself again? You had one funny line a year ago and that was it. Your channel is extremely boring.

Lib Dems (unironically)

I don't follow the footie, I honestly can't tell if that is the "England" team or not.

Saucy, mate

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no. no idea who that is.

Ecology and Conservation Party

It would be best if non-English people stayed away from Britain for the next few decades, at least until Brexit is sorted out. Actually, make that a few centuries, it might take a while, we don't actually know what we're doing.

not enough mutts to england teak

You are winning the skirmishes but losing the war.

Bump

The rocks will melt in the sun before Labour lose Wogsham.

I was, until recently a member of the Women's Equality Party.

I'm not joking. The amount of clunge it got me from bookish types (shy glasses girls is my fetish) was phenomenal. I was the only man there at meetings and I put on a nice act of being really passionate about equality for men and women and a nice approachable guy of sound financial means.

I argued that I did not want to tie any woman down to one man and they passed me back and forth between them like a splif at a party.

Good times, would recommend, they are generally interested in equality rather than wanting to be better than men or get special treatment like feminists do.

Eddie on suicide watch

"Kiss my sweaty feet!"

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We vote for Trump, get a fucking clown

UK votes for Brexit, gets possible economic destruction

Someone tell the commies they might win by default

>high mutt
get out

Based desu. In my experience the ones who push the equality agenda the most want a man to dominate them.

How many did you pork?

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Why do Monarcucks pretend to be nationalists when they support a foreign institution and foreign rulers?

Does Jahans still make videos? I've not watched him in a long time. All I see is the stuff he shares on social media, and his posts about the novel he's writing, and his posts about how perfect submissive lesbian women are.

> tfw you join the conservatives
> tfw you think you can change the degenerate party it has become

Why are recucklicans so disingenuous?

*wishes luck*
will you?

hopefully enough to fill an entire farm with, fuckin based pork senpai

You getting glebby with a squirt sleeve, you wanna get a badge on clack for tappers m8?

Yeah one that is easily changed if need be.

Don't bother, they are basically George Warleggan, The Party now.

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This place is like /sp/ before king doxxed the tripcancer

Eddie got bodged sideways by clang woppers, sniffed him out round back for squits

Ah Warleggan, the embodiment of over compensating.

based

STOP NOT HAVING SEIZURES

>The mother of a boy who has up to 100 epileptic fits a day has been told by a government minister that potentially life-saving cannabis oil confiscated from her at Heathrow will not be returned.

>Last year, Billy became the first child to be prescribed medicinal cannabis oil on the NHS. He then reportedly went 250 days without a seizure. However, his GP was later ordered by the Home Office not to renew the prescription or face disbarment.

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Bin that oil m8!

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>possess illegal drugs in airport
>get them taken away
whats the suprise

Fucking jahans

fucking anonytrip

A whole length of uncooked spaghetti down my japseye, a new personal record

>Cancer is like cancer before cancer cancered the cancer

Nice whiny faggot voice you whinging twat

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Cassette tapes

Geoff Capes

Anonytrip.

>criminal incompetence in germany = busses being 2 minutes late

>criminal incompetence in britain, doesn't exist

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ROODY CORBYN

AYYYY

>toies break all immigration records
>destroy the economy

ROODY CORBYN EY
ROODY IMMIGRANTS

*votes tory

Erogenous zones

Saxaphones

Telephones

The time sponsored by acurist will be eight, thirty-seven and 15 seconds beep beep beep

Economic collapse was already about to happen in fact it's probably about to happen worldwide or at least in a few major countries that's what happens when you have centralized Banks printing currency with nothing to back up that currency it creates inflation even worse when you actually put debt on that inflation

>tfw when ukip win a local seat

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die flut komt

this general is fucking shit
fuck all of you autists
even outerpol with the dumb trumpkiddies is better than this shithole

You dont' know me brandy and cider adn then i'll drink cris[ps

been 2months and he shoah'd his blogspot posts

it's kickin in find the right time for crips when the buzz kicks in it's what it' sall about

the buzz

the crips

crisps

actually mental how shit this place is

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The tripfaggots have won. The age of Brit/pol/ is over.

nice

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shush you big pansy

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the age of Brot/pol/ is sniffs

Jesus christ i nip off for ten mins for some tea, look what you autists have done to the thread...

Absolute state of this thread

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Absolute state of this thread

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I can feel my mojo returning lads.

I was depressed and badly lethargic for years. Going a bit mad at times. But now I can feel a chemical heat in my body. I can feel the mental tea stains of bitterness and anger being bleached away by a new clarity. Concentration is elbowing itself to the centre of the crowd.

Power in body and mind. Yesssss. Do you feel it brothers? Are you waking up again? Are your shoulders made broad by the wind of anticipation? Do the the strides of your future unravel before you like luminous piano keys?

These uniforms look fucking stupid, they need some fashing.

>wake up at 7 am and from then until 11 am I repeatedly wake up, drink water to quench my dry mouth due to yesterday's large binge, go back to sleep
>waste lots of time browsing the internet on my phone and reading a little bit
>go to gym
>don't feel strong but workout is start of a routine so it feels like I'm making progress (and I will, if I can avoid coffee)
>decided not to go to work today
>did some chores
>at 5:20 pm I went walking around central London while feeling sad about life and then drinking coffee (my last one that's not on a Saturday)
>hot and sunny day
>see office Staceys everywhere and feel demoralised
>go to the library
>see school kids in the best years of their lives (16-21) outside the library
>read stuff
>realise after 7 pm that a gang of literal Chads and Staceys are outside the library, in the sun, having fun in the affluent surroundings
>feel like a pseud who goes to the library instead of reading at home so I leave, feeling pathetic
>currently drinking coffee
>considering another binge (eaten nothing all day because of yesterday's binge) because life is demoralising
>currently trying to work out the life philosophy or rules that will make me happy and successful in life and which can easily be summarised in a few lines on my phone's notes app; know I will come to an epiphany and then a reverse epiphany where I know all rules are bullshit

If I could motivate myself to do productive stuff at home, avoid coffee in the evenings, and stop wasting so much time on the internet at home, life would be passable if it wasn't for my ugliness.

Summer in London is brutal if you're an ugly loser. It's almost 8 pm but still sunny outside.

Disgusting racists.

(You)

So... do you ever post anything apart from this shite?