>Be Canada
>Unironically America's greatest ally
>Always be alongside America in any stupid issue they put themselves into
>Always defend America
>Speak the same language
>Share the longest border
>Be America
>Call Israel your greatest ally instead
>Give them billions of dollars
>Israel fucks with America behind their back
>Leader of the Mutts decides to declare a trade war with Canada instead of Israel
Be Canada
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Easton Rogers
Get over it, life is too precious to give bullies too much attention.
Brody Watson
Well no shit, mutts are the most delusional and ignorant posters
Nathaniel Sullivan
> inb4 burgers mistakenly consider this as salt
Nolan Lewis
Hey, Pavel.... about dem refugees...
Cameron Butler
>Canada charge us shittton on tariff while we charge Canada none.
>okay let’s do fair trade
>Canada wtf you can’t do that and you are becoming my enemy.
>USA just facepalm’d, look dude, just drop tariff and we won’t have to do that too.
>Canada, hahahaha no. You are officially enemy!!!! Our friendship just ended.
>USA, okay we will charge you equally as you charge us.
That’s how it went.
>
Parker Stewart
Let's face it goys, we're the new "CHYNA" that Trump was supposed to trade fuck
Carter Torres
>doesnt blame his prime minister for being completely fake to our presidents face and then acting like a tough guy as soon as he left
Your guy is as cucked as they come. What a pathetic bitch move. Everything was going well until he decided to try to save face with his globalist friends. Dont worry. We'll annex you.
Daniel Edwards
Have fun not being able to sell your maple syrup to Canada.
Ian Torres
>trade war with Israel
I’m sure that a boycott of hummus will do wonders to balance things out.
Asher Lopez
Fuck you leaf
Austin Clark
what? are you trying to be funny? are you defending mutts? are you retarded? fucking krauts jesus christ just fucking dissapear already
Austin Ramirez
>unironicly America’s greatest ally
Imagine actually believing this
Sebastian Morgan
You're easier to find on a map. Most burgers don't even know where China exactly is and would nuke Russia or Australia instead if push comes to shove. Not that I would mind, but damn, it's hilarious how fucking dumb they are.
Jack Robinson
It’s fine, they only care about the cheap milk. They go over the border just to buy our milk.
Owen Peterson
Its like talking to a wall. An uneducated full of shit smug wall.
Oliver Parker
Everybody's gotta get a fair share of refugees, mhkay? Wir schaffen das!
Colton Anderson
Hummus is loaded with estrogen. That explains why Jews are weak and have squeaky voice.
Christopher Hall
Thomas Howard
The Germans i met here were quite dumb. Your own country have plentiful of dumb people.
Parker Taylor
Yeah Trudeau is a faggot though. If Canadians don't like Americans I don't blame them for not liking us either.
Jackson Jackson
It’s funny that you mapleniggers and sausageniggers are delusional.
Jonathan Ward
We don't exactly send our best and brightest to your country anymore.
Isaac Phillips
>be French Canada
>invade Pennsylvania
>hire Indians to rape and scalp Americans
>lose war
>try to settle Ohio river valley
>forcing Americans to unilaterally declare independence from the British Crown
>invade America again
>lose again
>forced to accept Loyalist cucks kicked out of America as your fellow countrymen (beginning of British Canada)
>invade America a third time
>pillage Washington DC
>burn the White House
>lose the third war anyway
Israel is unironically a better ally than you, and I think they were behind 9/11.
David Thompson
Too bad we made ourselves so fucking dependent of these Jew loving retards
Adrian Bell
Sorry buddy. But the day of the rake has arrived. Would gladly go to war with you chink and poo'd mongrels. Could use some excitement
Eli Campbell
1812 was a draw.
Eli Sullivan
Everybody hates you, including Israel. Let that sink.
Owen Reed
>Israel attacks you on 9/11
>It wuz da terrorists (continues reading My Pet Goat)
>Go die to sandniggers for years all over again all for Israel
That's how it went
Grayson Bennett
Blow it out your ass, Pablo. You love pesos as much as Jews love shekels. You're like an Aztec Jew who sacrifices children to Tescatlipoca instead of Moloch.
Mason Lewis
The Canadian objective in the War of 1812 was to retake your homeland so you could stop living with the retard frogs in the snow. You totally failed.
We still militarily occupy your country.
Jordan Flores
Enjoying your student debt and mortgage? Or did you decide to go full NEET because momma's basement is comfy enough to sustain you until your mid 50s or so?
Brandon Mitchell
>We still militarily occupy your country.
That's why we hate you, among other reasons.
Mason Rogers
So go kill all the drug cartels Sherman style tactic then genocide the worst kind of people, prefer entirely of Mexico, then start rebuilding Mexico and build factories, invent medicine, airplane and etc, then manufacturing them and sell them. boom! you are now a first worlder.
Juan Stewart
>be other nations considered "allies"
>charge to US Tarriffs
>have huge trade surplus with the US
>US, Hey guys is it cool if we even THIS out and use Tarriffs of our own?
>Allies:omg wtf I thought we were friends
This trade shit is making me unironically fed up with leafs
Owen Reed
Jeremiah Morgan
>Israel is unironically a better ally than you, and I think they were behind 9/11.
Mutts actually believe this
Zachary Gutierrez
I used to believe in the dumb burger meme unitl I came to Jow Forums. European posters are fucking dumb as shit on here
Adam Taylor
Canadian objective was to defend our lands which we succeeded in. Remember it was you niggers who were the invaders.
Zachary Bell
Pesos are worthless, everyone just leeches off American dollars but at least we give them cheap oil, drugs and slaves in return, unlike kikes
Christopher Martinez
Just to be clear: you're not my comfy hat anymore. Get your bitch ass PM out.
Charles Bell
“Greatest ally”
Doesn’t even have the GDP of Texas
Really makes you think
Tyler Hernandez
We've been in war with Canada 2 times, and aside from that have almost been to war with them 2 more times.
Jaxon Torres
Say that in my face, meet me at the bar, let settle down man to man.
Carter Ramirez
Calm down Muhammad
Ian Myers
>no qt leaf gf
Chase Hill
I wish we were at war with them right now. I want a cute Canadian chink rapeslave
Julian Evans
Drug lords here are just puppets of the real Jewish lords that control supply in the states
Jonathan Cooper
> #2 on the list is China instead of Israel
Jayden Perez
Wyatt Jackson
I want a quebecois whore as well
Henry Parker
you fucks lied about inventing Hawaiian style pizza
as far as I am concerned our friendship is over
Lucas Scott
>mutts doubling down on being zionists
imagine my shock
Ian Howard
>Always be alongside America in any stupid issue they put themselves into
PM Chretien told them to go fuck themselves at the last Iraq war and some Ameriniggers started calling us Soviet Canuckistan kek.
Asher Thompson
Don't worry leafs. This is step one of the takeover of your cucked country. You will soon be able to be even more ardent supporters of the US as US citizens (after a probationary US territory period where your women must crank out at least 10 white babies first).
Luis Gomez
Sorry but ...
Canada = coat tail freedom moochers
Angel Williams
Please, for the love of God and all that is holy! Hurry up!!!!!
Jack Lewis
I just think he hates Justin
Bentley Martin
>A draw
You're being too kind.
>Be American
>Invade Canada
>Quickly get your shit kicked in by a bunch of lumberjacks and farmers.
>Lose a war you started, when your enemy was busy fighting one of the biggest wars to exist an ocean way.
Hunter Bell
Oh God I can imagine some stuck up French Canadian girl mouthing off about how culturally superior she is to Americans before getting her mouth stuffed with that freedomcock
Andrew Long
>Be America
>Invaded Lower Canada in 1775, get ass kicked in by French Canadian Militiamen and some British Regulars
>Invaded Lower Canada again in 1812, get ass kicked in by French Canadian Militiamen, volunteers and literally 50 British Regulars
Caleb Richardson
Actually our geatest allies in order are Australia and Poland
Kayden Thompson
This doesn't concern you dad.
Aaron Wood
>>Always be alongside America in any stupid issue they put themselves into
What was that war we fought you sided with Britain in again?
Anthony Gonzalez
This is only step 1, CanaCuck.
Hudson Wilson
>>Quickly get your shit kicked in by a bunch of lumberjacks and farmers.
This.
Nicholas Gutierrez
OOOH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Noah Anderson
Reminder: this is the leader of the "competition."
I think we'll be just fine, UKuck.
Lincoln Johnson
Smarter than you Mohammed
Daniel Jackson
>implying we won't hit all the red buttons just to make sure we don't miss Germany.
Jace Rogers
all leafs should read this
theconversation.com
how dumb your PM really is, been going on for a while now
Isaac Foster
Friendship with Canada ended.
Now North Korea is my best friend!
Bentley Gutierrez
What the ficm do you mean "new" Chyna? You guys are just regular old China, now closer to our border.
Jonathan Thompson
>be America
>invade Canada thinking it'll be a quick and easy war with Britain fighting a literal World War
>get shit pushed in
>lose cities to some indians literally walking back and forth pretending to be an army
>"ackshually the war was about British sailors or something so America totally won that war guise"
Michael Hughes
Hate us cuz you aint us.
Connor Rogers
>>Unironically America's greatest ally
leafs actually believe this and that they are not the single greatest threat america faces
Julian Perez
Cool story, bro. Now tell me how this--
Hudson Jones
Canada is what Usa could be without the population of uneducated mutts.
Owen Lee
--is going to stop this?
Jordan Cook
>Be Canada
>Burn down America's capital and specifically the White House
eat shit and die and burn in hell forever
Austin Fisher
I'd rather be an uneducated mutt than a Chink-cuck.
Elijah Gutierrez
>Sweden is what Finland could be without the population of uneducated mongols
Luke Walker
This thread is still alive? Guess butthurt mutts are too dumb to sage.
Jaxson Hernandez
>man to man
*mutt to man. Also, I'll substitute for Hans, as he's having a hard time recovering the crapyard one calls Germany these days. Which bar, what time and what will be your last words?
Lucas Mitchell
Look at this faggot pretending that the US is the only country occupying Germany right now
Wyatt Smith
Oh, we hate them too. But you're really something special.
Thomas White
Well? Do something about it, pussy.
Colton Stewart
Still quite a few steps higher than Amerimutts :^)
David Phillips
Wrong.
Gabriel Ward
Keep poking.
Luke Moore
They still got the camps...
Sebastian Nguyen
>leafs buy chink metals at 0% tariff and then sell to USA at a markup (0% tariff because lolNAFTA)
>think they can get away with this bullshit forever
I hope you fucking die. We don't need your lumber, we don't need your oil and we don't need your chinkshit.
Nathan Taylor
>
>Everybody hates you, including Israel. Let that sink.
> They hate us but they'll respect us...
You're just hated. Your culture had become an embarrassment to Western Civilization
Jeremiah Allen
>No debt
>No mortgage
>Own business with little tax and regulation
>No unions
>No employment quotas
Independence and freedom of choice and direction. You wouldn't understand...
Elijah Parker
Charles Wood
Wakanda forevah! *brofist*
Oh god, watching this delusion is painful.
Joseph Martin
4D chess ?
Nathan Garcia
There is nothing wrong with supporting Israel
Carter Robinson
I'm sure that made sense to you and some level. Or are you a bot with misplaced posting?
Jack Williams
Well, to be fair, Trump was dealing with Justin Trudeau...