KILAUEA VOLCANO GENERAL- /kvg/ #134 - Quake 'n' Bake Edition

The HULACAUST is coming.


HAPPENING:
>Local quakes, last 24hr: 499, 208 over 2.5
>Israeli funded geothermal injection well plant surrounded by magma but somehow surviving. Name is Puna Geothermal Venture.
>(((PGV))) may have set off the Fuego Volcano in Guatemala, they own a geo-plant there, too.
>22 eruptions at the summit since May 17th
>Fissure 8 is producing 3 fountains, and is pumping very large volumes of lava.
>Lava still fountaining fresh magma from 100 to 260ft sustained.
>Lava has filled Kapoho Bay/Tide Pools, forming a significant delta.
>Lava Breakouts are pushing north, but unless east flows cool it's unlikely they will go too far.


>Crowdsourced lava flow map:
google.com/maps/d/u/0/viewer?hl=en&mid=1CvBhH9wEeztBrqYbsGDi4YjU1k1QH5AL&ll=19.470759726745367,-154.89090802000737&z=15

Earthquake map:
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map

>Streams:
youtu.be/JlP-8JiKOS8
youtu.be/9Qg_iaPb07s
youtu.be/6TSIMxl2eyw


>USGS latest:
Kilaeua (RED ALERT):
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/kilauea/status.html
Mauna Loa (YELLOW ALERT):
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/mauna_loa/status.html
Yellowstone (green status but increase activity in last weeks)
volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/status.html

>Ormat Documents:
esmap.org/sites/esmap.org/files/Ormat_World Bank RE Study Tour_web.pdf

>Worst (Best) case scenario:
youtube.com/watch?v=pm7wYeF77KY

>Directory, updated regularly:
happdir.com/KVG/kvgdir.html

>OC:
kvg.booru.org/

>14.88 KVG Radio:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMVcMnRIDecIk5EkK54jtJvL4mGaorHEz

>Last thread:

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/kvg/
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/kilauea/

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Other urls found in this thread:

growingajeweledrose.com/2013/01/glowing-science-kids-activity.html
youtube.com/watch?v=fVtPKEYKetE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

wew

The Holy Ohana:
>Pepe: Chaos incarnate. Depicted as usual
>Pele: Hawaiian goddess. Queen of volcanoes, mother of fire. Blesses the creative. Lives in Halemaumau crater where she drinks offered gin. Depicted as a tanned woman, early in middle age. Typically wearing red dress. With an ohia lehua adorning her hair.
>Pelepe: Older twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Deity of fire like her mother. Residing in fissures, summons the lava flow. Expanding her mother's great domain with the creation of volcanoes. Working with her sister to cause eruptions. Skin colored that of volcanic rock, as is the texture. Often covered in fissures. Like her mother, adorned with ohia lehuas, but in flowing magma hair.
>Pepele: Younger twin. Daughter of Pele and Pepe. Takes after her father as a deity of water. With tsunamis in her arsenal, sends father's enemies to a murky slumber. With skin and hair made of water, boats and a hibiscus float hypnotically through her mane.
>Piney: The lone pine of all salvation. Through her death, heralds the end times. The beginning of the end. The confirmation a prophecy is unfolding. But still living on in spirit to guide the living through the dark ahead. Never leaving the side of her trusty feathered pal. Rusty the Rooster. The big black cock.
>Slump-Chan, A pitiful but endearing manifestation. The unappreciated spirit of a Hawaiian landmass who's about to snap. All from the pressure of Pelepe's bullying. From this alone, the prophecy unravels. Through this bullied spirit, tied many souls. A prophecy of great death awaiting the California coast. All, the many, following the death of one spirit. One pushed by fire, only then to be pulled by water. Dragged to the abyss, where her eternal sleep begins. All alone on the lonely sea bed.

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CHECK AND PRAY, FOR ITS OUR WAY. WHOM IS THY THREADLY DEITY YOU SAY?
>1: ((((PGV)))
>2: Pele
>3: Pelepe
>4: Pepele
>5: Piney
>6: Rusty
>7: Slump-Chan
>8: Quake-Chan
>9. Lavanka
>0: Agwoo
>11: Krakatoa
>22: McAfee
>33: Rock Pepe
>44: Kraken Pepe
>55: Great White Supremacist Shark
>66: Pepe
>77: Trump
>88: Geohitler
>99: YOUR decision
>00: You're CURSED
SO THERE YOU GO, YOU'VE BET YOUR SOUL!
IN THIS THREAD, THIS VERY ROLL.
SO PRAISE, YOU'VE CHECKED!
NO RETRYS, SAYS KEK.
FOR IF BLESSINGS YOU AIM IN VICTORIES TO CLAIM, TRIBUTE ART IN THEIR NAME!
OR THEY'LL SEND YOU TO HECK.

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Happening confirmed 12/6?

PINEY WILL RISE AGAIN
PURGE CALIFORNIA

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bump the slump

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the storm tho storm
may kek praise te people

Don't worry, they said two weeks ago this was the quiet phase.

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I wonder where Bibo went.

What will my cancer be?

Apparently got real busy with some irl stuff, hopefully he'll be back.

Face it. You had a fun run. But this Volcano is tapped out. It's all over.

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No digits.
Guess this one is done.

~495 quakes in last 24 hours, ~206 of those 2.5 or greater
>5.0 quakes happening in shorter and shorter intervals from literal minor rocks falling
>entire kilauea caldera collapsing in on itself, not just haulemaumau
>tapped out

you niggers really know how to glow

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How paranoid can you get. Didn't know how many quakes. Wtf you think CIA is siding with a volcano?

Bumping for more info. 500 quakes in a day seems like a lot, should something have happened already? I know nothing of volcanoes.

did I say CIA? don't you have some assholes to pack fudge into leaf? why are you into volcanos anyways

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Glow in the dark nigger is term for cia you fucking moron.

Surely only a glow in the dark CIA nigger would know that.

Niggers can't glow in the dark? Twinks can't? All niggers glow in the dark, even africans darker than night. Also this This particular volcano is a 'primarily' effusive 'cano, as in, it creates fissures that leak lava forming more land for hawaii. But it has an explosive past, and will likely have an explosive future. The entire caldera is collapsing in on itself, creating pressure.never seen before that our geologists can only compare to from an event 100 years ago, and that event only lasted 2 and a half weeks whereas we're going on week 7.

Kilauea's haulemaumau crater drained out prior to the 9.0 quake that caused the tsunami to hit fukashima. Hawaii is smack dead in the middle of the ring of fire, and volcanos are going off everywhere right now, one just erupted and killed over 100 people. A big event is inbound, whether people want to admit that is another story. No one thought Fuego would happen yet here we are and it's just beginning. Now go kill some fireflies, you're losing your stereotypical glow.

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Fucking newfags. Learn your shit before talking shit. Did you guys just come here because of the volcano? Lurk fucking more. But thanks for the info on volcanos.

you're very welcome, also I found this for you user, it's for your boyfriends cock so you can see it penetrate you while under the covers

growingajeweledrose.com/2013/01/glowing-science-kids-activity.html

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I found out what the goys behind this look like.

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You guys do realize that the wells at the PGV plant do not actually go down into the magma chambers, right?
Also, tourism is still perfectly safe.
This is your once in a lifetime chance to see an eruption at Kilauea up close!
Just go to visit-hawaii dot com

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Bumping for Slump Dump.

bump

Bumping

lol did it die?

I live in California and I welcome the destruction of us all, I'd gladly die to make it happen.

Pele wants (YOU)

It died a fiery death with no protection.

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Lord KEK and Lady Pele please accept this willing sacrifice as part of the HAPPENING and sweep this user away in the sweet caress of Pepele as she cleans the scum off of the shit stain known as the state of California!

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This thread needs a Hawaiian on the ground with a camera in his phone uploading insane geologic habbenings.

Yes. If anyone wants to do this, especially livestream for a few hours a day, we’ll do our best to get you a few thousand followers.

He died for us, fulfying the prophecy. Piney lives on in our hearts.

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>bump
Busy day today. For other threads. What gives, Pele, have we not sacrificed enough?

>a watched pot never boils

Bump the slump. Digits for Surtur awakening in yellowstone this month.

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I'm over the vulcano hype.
Hurricane season is starting already.
"Bud" is heading for Mexico and there's another one building up in the Gulf.

Flows toward Kapoho seem to be slowing down and cooling, north breakouts looking likely.

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>bumping slump

>slump bump

rolling for mass deaths and destructions!

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OH GREAT PELE CHAN, HEAR ME AND MY BROTHERS. WE HAVE REACHED PEAK AUTISM, HELP US AND DELIVER THE FUCKING BOOM BOOM.

>WE HAVE REACHED PEAK AUTISM

Is that really what you think?

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>that thorough muscle anatomy
HNNGGG

roll
(plz be able to give me material fortune)

råll

poлл.

We didn't reach peak autism yet. BUT WE MUST. PRAISE PINEY, OUR SAVIOR

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>tfw happening are always disappointing.
>tfw I am disappointed by a lack of cataclysmic destruction.
I think I've been here too long, But I can't stay away. Nothing I want in the real world ever works out, most of the things that would make me truly happy are impossible.
Fuck this gay earth, Dump the slump, Hulacoast now.

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Any updates from geology niggers? The duration has to be a topic worth addressing for them already.

What did they mean by this?

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oh lo lo lo lo

Praise KEK

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NO BULLY

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>bump before i am lost in the other summit for now

roll

Slump's Bump Status:
>59.22364%

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>thumbnail
What is this, a thread for ant geologists?

>59.22364%
I think you've just about given away that you are AI. Your programmer would be proud.

Best OC so far, good shit Temp

>proper twin lewd
Finally, took us a month.
>that Slump
No offense to Bibo but i like this design better

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>two 488s

What does it mean?

found this etching while hiking a few years ago.
it's a girl, a rock, and art. so it kind of fits.
my humble offering

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Feel like it's wrong to compare the two of them
Crusaderbro is giving the lewds we so desperately need, high quality shit too
Bibo goes for some really neat pin-up look
Best general with best drawfrens

Variety is the spice of life, and varied incarnations of an otherwise consistent spirit or theme attest its immortality.

Mental Illness Thread

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If only Bibo had more time. Maybe it's the KGB job he got for getting a bunch of Americans to have him animate a catastrophe on their own soil.

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youtube.com/watch?v=fVtPKEYKetE

Slump-chan?

Digits promised me birthday habbenings. We still on there Pepele?

Nah, looks more like a Quake-Chan to me.

>dreamt of a tsunami and then drowned in it
>accepted the water into my lungs
>died peacefully
This is a sign

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This. Our first Quake-chan OC and Slumpfags trying to ruin it for us. Hope basee Crusader draws her for us. I mean i know fissures and water can bump the slump itself but maybe the twins need a littlle help once in a while?

No it isn't CIANigger

dump that slump

roll from last thread.

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KEK is with us, all this is part of the prophecy.
Stay tuned for the next days fellow volcanos.

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Ignore the shills with mental illness in this great thread. HAPPENING is near they they will be the first to burn.

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My decision, calling for Yellowstone to be renamed Surtur.

there has been a disturbing lack of digits in /kvg/ threads lately. is it all over

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sieg heil

and this threads roll is????

god dammit...

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Aww crap.
do i want to make a mcafee lewd????
started on a pele so guess who gets a head swap.

digits confirm

Death to Boomerland.

roll

>bump
gotta zzz...

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Where is this picture from and who took it?

Forgive me pele.

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Watching the destruction from a hotel bed with room service sounds comfy desu