Domino's is filling potholes

>an-cap cannot work IRL
>muh roads

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filling your moms hole was a mistake

>Calls it AnCap
>Domino's is literally keeping my car from wearing out
>Strutt and Shock companies will lose monies now
>Violates the NAP of Midas

The Midas-Domino's War will claim thousands.

What are they using, their disgusting excuse for 'za?

Glorious

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Why can't the world actually be this way?

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>marketing by doing something socially responsible and constructive

See this is how you defend capitalism.

as long as its harder than their pizzas amirte guys ok to use amirite in 2018?

Why do I love this post so much? Why are burgers so fantastic?

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Excuse me, your nigger is leaking.

This is actually a pretty clever marketing strategy.
Instead of pandering to niggers and feminists, they actually do something that makes someone's day a little easier.

That's actually very clever free advertisement. A few dollars worth of asphalt and some spray paint and you have a new ad on a roadway.

>get seizure driving down road from all the colorful ads

>get concussion and whiplash driving down road full of potholes

I live in a place so shitty you actually want to call dominos

Top kek. This user gets AnCap

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I'd rather go hungry than eat dominos.

edmonton ain't that bad.

Why do Americans have absolutely no class?
Councils allowing [large fast food chain] to spray their logo on public roadways is the tackiest thing I've seen all week.

>The Midas-Domino's War will claim thousands.
I don't know what weapons will be used in the 3rd world war, but the war after that will be fought with suspensions coil springs over the last stuffed crust pepperoni.

Because that isn't how the NAP works.

honestly pretty clever

I used to have a Little Caesars, until the circa 1970 Kmart housing it went out of business taking LC with it. LC was the good pizza in town.

>tfw mercenary in the Great Car Mechanic-Fast Food Hyperwar

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Midas will regret going to war after everyone with a brain wants them out of their town.

>I live in a place so shitty

We know, we can see your flag.

just graffiti the pothole with nazi shit and they'll fill it up fast

Isn't this breaking the law? Why is a company allowed to mark public roads, but citizens are not? Besides the fact this pothole will just rot away after a few months.

why is domino's a pizza company filling holes in roads ?

great post, leaf man

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Sounds like a great gun running opportunity. I'm down.

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Our roads are that fucked up, and the city only fixes them every few years

free advertising, faster delivery.

Why can't they just declare such roads designated shitting streets and let the pajeets shit down the pot holes

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>it took until 2018 for a corporation to tie infrastructure into their marketing campaign

yeah, real promising

Probably because pot holes are bad for their delivery cars, just like everybody else's cars. Not to mention the drivers. Not to mention the pizzas.

The memes are becoming real again.

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>Why do Americans have absolutely no class?

We're a relatively new nation and we're still learning a lot of things.

Also, we don't care about class.

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It might be but they may figure it's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.

Pretty much this Doing public deeds can net bigger profits. Sometimes...

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lol ancaps getting excited at such small useless shit

Come back to me when Domino's is building roads and bridges

How long until some statist government drone charges them with destruction of public property/vandalism?

nice!

>The Midas-Domino's War will claim thousands.
And I'll make a killing selling recreational tomahawk missiles to both sides

>Born just in time to enlist in the Domino-Midas Pothole wars

The maybe councils should do their fucking job instead of pandering to the gibs crowd. It's hard to fathom getting mad at somebody else doing your fucking job for you.

The logo will wear out faster b4 the filler does.

Isn't that illegal?

This is America, bitch.

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Impoverished towns are happy to have free road work.

Love you too hanz. Send schnitzel

These. And it works cause now I want a pizza and fuck I want it from domino's

Why are Ancaps the ultimate meme ideology ?

Nice advertising.
Why can't they just make good pizza? I don't understand how Domino's, Pizza Hut, and little cesars can actually make a gross pizza. How the fuck do you make a bad pizza?
You almost have to try to do it, it's the easiest, cheapest food ever.

It's like the guy who sprays dicks on potholes to force the city to cover them.

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poor people don't have cars

>tfw too far from dominos to get delivery but they got time to fix pot holes

Cowboys > class obsessed faggots.
Who would you rather be, Clint Eastwood or John Oliver?

I've heard about this before. I think a lot of companies fill potholes then spraypaint their logo on it.

I think it's brilliant. It's a good way to help the community AND a good way to advertise.

I personally think there should be more of this.

Imagine an effort to beautify Detroit. Every ghetto shithole would be completely repainted, sidewalks repaired, windows replaced, but the building would be painted as one fucking huge KFC logo.

I'm all for it.

Yeah they do. Old beaters, but still cars.

You can get a running car for a few hundred bucks.

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Dominos > Little Caesar > Digiorno > Round Table > Red Baron > shit > Pizza Hut

Lucky Americans, can't do that here in the UK!

>fill a pot hole 5-6 years ago where i use to live, had been there almost 3 months; approx the size a dustbin lid.

>6 weeks later all houses on the street recieved a letter informing residents that doing so is illegal, that the incident has been passed to the police for investigation;
that the pothole must now be drilled/widened and patched correctly; now costing tax payers many more times the original cost.

>4 months later i moved out; they still "redone" the pothole

Yes!

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well maybe if they fixed the fucking roads this wouldn't be an issue

Right up there with the party that got busted for playing a song mocking Bin Laden.

Good, now people can switch from texting, to reading potholes.

Autobody shops are jizzing.

Are you using a proxy or something?
Even the poorest of niggers have a shitty car.

kekd audibly

What is corporate interist?

In Europe they would dig the new asphalt from pothole, because it wasn't approved by ten different bureaucrats and therefore was against the law.

>poor people don't have cars

If they are poor, then why call them "people"?

Their pizzas are edible at least and somewhat tasty.

>yfw government just hires private contractors at an inflated bid

>an-cap cannot work IRL
Why would they even into roads, rather than just run massive tanks

I might actually buy a dominoes pizza if this turns out to be real

I hope the future brings would-be criminals beaten to a pulp and left handcuffed to a lamppost with nothing but a Dominos Pizza LLC logo branded on their foreheads to identify their attackers.
>oh yes we did

Montreal?

I’m ready to die for my pizza pasta overlords, are you scum, or are you one of those little Cesar’s fans

I got a pizza for lunch today from Papa Johns. The website lets you fill in a message to the driver. I always put "Drive safe and beware the Jews!" Been doing this for a year. Forgot it was even there. Stereotype lanky (probably Jewish) teen with pedo facial hair came to my door to deliver it but not before he gave me an earful of how he found it offensive. Told him it was a joke, get over it, and closed the door on him. Probably need to find a new pizza place. I don't think anyone cared before, especially when I tip like 25%. Though now I just want to order with more offensive stuff and see what happens.

Before more ass hats try to claim this violates the nap let me make somthing clear.

The nap is about protecting oneself and one's property so if someone comes up and tries to show your property you have the legal right according to natural law to take back what is yours, if you are attacked you have the right to defend yourself depending on the circumstance of course.

Businesses will go after each other via competition not Wars anyone who says otherwise is a complete moron who doesn't understand business practices and economics.

Really it depends on the location. Maybe your shitty town just has shitty pizza.

God damn mike judge

The paint fades in a week or so it saves the town money, and helps people who drive those roads. Better than any other type of ad, especially invasive ones that show up in your mailbox or pause your entertainment

Little caesars may be trash but it is cheap and convenient

>Being this angry over a hilarious shitpost.

ancap is the one true meme ideology. takbir

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And you still ate the pizza? Guarantee he spit on it or worse.

This post is a microaggression

How old are you? Do you live in Hollywood?

Yeah sure it's not

Settled down mo

Dominoes Pizza delivers...justice.

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>shitposting now violates the NAP

Which is less shit, Dominos or Pizza Hut?