Masturbated while drunk last night, so technically I could not consent, therefore I raped myself

Masturbated while drunk last night, so technically I could not consent, therefore I raped myself

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did you just assume your gender??

based and redpilled

Technically in the eye of the law you are a rapist and should register as a sex offender. If you are also gay it could be considered a hate-crime as well

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this

i like this thread. more example's of lefty logic being retarded plez.

Never masturbated while drunk, don't know why.

Now this is a high quality thread

#Metoo. Feelsbadman

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Fapping is gay. Period. Unless you are an hemaphrodite.

kek underrated

Guys this isn't funny sober me is a victim and drink me is a criminal rapist pig. Next time I'm drunk I'm writing my sober self an apology letter then turning myself in. Once I'm sober I'll break free

Pack your shit and hit the road. They're on to you.

i hope they lock you up for life

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Throw the book(s) at this goy

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Whenever i masturbate when I'm drunk i always have to piss a hundred times and it feels like i can never empty my bladder. Whats wrong with me Jow Forums?

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We are all one race the human race.
Diversity is our strength
Women rights are human rights
Love is love
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Science is real

I hope you rape yourself in prison.

#y-y-youToo

You're a fucking slut and you liked it. I bet you came.

OP is clearly a faggot, so yes, hate crime. Clearly OP is also 9 years old, so also contributing to the delinquency of a minor (providing alcohol) and sex offender pedophile. OP is getting locked up for life, but will get shanked two weeks in to his sentence by Tyrone.