Alright, which one of you was it?

youtu.be/8hxEvqRG01c

Comics need to relearn the art of bantz. Instead they all just seem to freak out. You're supposed to be witty and clever, dorks. Be witty and clever.

Well, you have to be somewhat intelligent to come up with a comeback to hecklers. It requires more brainpower than memorizing and delivering a prepared comedy set.

you have one job
link it or kill yourself
tired of this shit

>fan
>wants her to shut up

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A routine largely co written by other comics.

Holy fuck I can't contain the fucking cringe.. holy shit end her life now.

Wow, she's lost a lot of weight, along with her black audience.

that hairdye is turning bitches insane

jew nosed rabid coal burner

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"comedian" hard to tell from the pic, but this lady was born in 1961

What would you say back anyways?
Did Michael Richards have the best comeback.

Someone needs to get the shotgun, take it to the back 40 and put that thing out of its misery

pic related is the audience member

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It varies by what said. But it can be done.
See

What the fuck happened to her lol didn’t she used to be a blonde bimbo? If I recall Comedy Central roast days

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here is one of her talking about fucking niggers
i knew i had heard the name, she was on a bunch of those celeb roasts
it looks like she has aids now, she is a lot smaller

youtube.com/watch?v=1QxlWtFEfzE

Women aren't funny oh wow who could have know

That's funnier than her act.

Imagine how many times she did this before the cameras came out. There are hundreds of empty seats in the upper level

Baiting ultra-liberal "comedians" into throwing public meltdowns is easy amd would show the public what hateful emotional toddlers they are. This would work on tig nataro margarat cho etc. We could start #hecklergate

wtf happened to her

For her, I think two hundred would be good value.

Holy shit, trump trauma is real.

>Here's $100 why don't you just shut the fuck up (((cunt))).
You know she didn't give the $100 back or throw it on the ground in outrage.

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hilarious. we should rally and support anons to show up and crash these retard lefty circlejerks.

Trump trauma.

The more we talk about this elderly whore, the harder it is to forget she exists.

Flush this turd.

You're an idiot.

Fuck you nigger we post links in here

Better call up the white-knight reserves to defend her honour from these incel mysoginists

I'm starting to enjoy watching these dipshits have mental breakdowns, deniro last night, this nobody now. Maybe we can get one public spaz out per day for the next 6 years.

Listen, I fucking despise Lampanelli. She is a vindictive, cringy, poor comedian. When Patrice died, she couldn´t hold herself and talked about how miserable and cruel he was. That revealed her true colors, how mediocre and resentful and stupid she is.

Having said that, to behold an emotional breakdown like that don´t amuse me at all.

Fan identified as canadian trailer park dope grower Ricky Le'fluer.

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The Wall: Before and after.

Seriously what a fucking retard

she looks 70 years old

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>female comedians
dont't forget:
>so, muh vagina
>menstruation queefs
>hurr durr

>be op
>be massive cocksucking faggot
>makes a thread that's not even political
>doesn't include link or archive.
holy shit, it's like youre a shill trying to bait and slide.
oh well, sage it goes.

Make sure to post a link next time ok?

>I don't need to work for people

Based Ricky

She's 56 years old. Ew.

JUST

It was me, I did it

shrieks in Katy Perry.

Why are those people allowed to be so utterly vulgar? It's disgusting.

who?

It is happening everywhere

Men are turning into sound machines and women think their labour baby birth stories are funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=s7ALdl0gkaY

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She was funny when she was fat, but even that's a bit of a stretch.
Now she's insufferable.

>women
>comedy

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Literally who?

almost no women are funny.
99.9% of comedians now are leftist propagandists and are not telling jokes just spewing insults at men or political statements or nasty skankery none of it delivered with any timing or humor. comedy open mics are overrun with people doing same thing. its a wasteland. there's comedy schools now churning out cookie cutter comedians. comedy school. fail immediately. ridiculous. people with no originality, no charisma, nothing witty who believe they deserve to be paid to dominate a microphone for 45 minutes.

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Some whore who used to tell jokes about getting exclusively fucked by niggers

She used to be a fat tub of shit, but in recent years has done the impossible and become thin and even more unfuckable.

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Please tell me she dresses like that as a joke?!

Damn, she went full bull dyke.

>not posting aa direct link to the video

>youtube.com/watch?v=8hxEvqRG01c

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Holy FUCK she's ugly. What is the point of her existence?

did she keep the money?

What a horrendous looking cunt

kek, this is what it's all about. true comedy.

>Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)[1] is an American stand-up comedian and insult comic.

>can't handle an insult

Top Kek! Such an insulting comediant.

a warning to all women should they choose to follow in her footsteps

Real comics know this is part of the act, what you must learn to do... that is if you're going to do authentic small bars rather than get gifted to the top because you have resist appeal.

>0:36
hahahahahahahaha
Did she just try to pull some sleight of hand shit and pocket that 100 note?

She's just a Kike psy-op designed to bait white women into trying nigger dick. Her diseased Jewish mind has caught up to her and now she's fading fast.

what the fucking fuck has the fem virus done to her ?

She used to be based as fuck on the comedy central roasts, One of the few genuinely funny women.

WRONG TIMELINE

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>>Lisa Lampanelli (born Lisa Marie Lampugnale; July 19, 1961)[1] is an American stand-up comedian and insult comic.
>insult comic

What the fuck, burgers?

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Fucking hell the Normie's are on point..

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>based
>whole act is talking about getting the BBC

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Disgusting. Even if she was funny, who wants to pay money to see that face? Yeesh.

I'd pay her $100 to put a bag on that

S E X I S T B A S T A R D

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>that thumbnail
not even gonna watch this, that's enough for me.

>add a mustache and you got Hitler 2.0
MY SIDES

>whore
>exclusively fucked by niggers
>fat tub of shit
>unfuckable

Is she a Roman Catholic?

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Trump Curse

It looks like she's performing in a school auditorium.

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more like lisa slampignelli

OP is a FAGGOT

jesus does she have aids

What if it turns out that the money he gave her was fake and she tries to use it later?

>wants to keep the conversation private
>literally has the mic up to her mouth

imagine being such a massive faggot that you make yet another twitter screenshot thread about some literally who cunt on pol

>Hitler 2.0
Fucking roasted, but her (((people))) are used to that.

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Hi, Lisa. Did you keep the monies?

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This lady is not even funny. She just dropped 10 F bombs on the guy who offered her $100 to shut up. Why would anyone pay money to watch this garbage?