Gentlemen of Jow Forums, meet Socrates.
Gentlemen of Jow Forums, meet Socrates
We waz philosopherz n shiet
WE WUZ GREEKS
FEMALE SPARTAN
holy shit best timeline
Looks greek to me
>durr greeks were nordic n shiet
No
Are we going to believe that people in the Mediterranean sun don't get tan or something?
>Greeks
>Romans
muh white ancestors!
WE WUZ GREEKS
that's clearly sokrates and not Socrates
will they show him masturbating in public like he did in real life?
pretending the greeks didnt have olive skin is just as bad as the nogs pretending egyptians were black, no?
Italians literally were romans you we wuzzing snownigger.
seems accurate, certainly people under the greek sun wont stay pale
I laughed hard when they showed the female sparta character. Fucking kek'd.
Proof that Greeks aren’t white
Hey idiot, you might want to work on your history.
Greece is brown now based on literal millenia of racemixing with turks and other brownies.
Ancient Greece is pristine blonde & white.
These fucking nordcucks are annoying as fuck
yeah, Meds are pale niggers and blonde with blue eyes souless eyes
I unironically see nothing wrong with this. He looks Greek
I was born in Greece. That's exactly what Greeks look like. What's the problem here?
Too white.
No it wasn't you tard.
thats diogenes
Well then I guess white genocide is a historical inevitability then
hell yeah
I am whiter than the greeks
t. retards who know fuck all about ancient greece
>main protagonists are the niggers of Greece - spartans.
If ubisoft cucks added Macedonians to their shitty game i really do hope they are white with blue eyes.
What game is this btw?
Uh, guys...
You really are a complete idiot. Keep digging yourself deeper, retard.
>Italians
>white
pick one.
At least Cyberpunk showed a White Male and libsharts sperged out.
I'll wait for that and RDR2..
implying civilized people stand out in the sun all day. high longitude people tan better than meds anyway.
This. Even nordicks can get tan if they spend enough time in the sun, the only ones that can't are Finns and Anglos.
>Born in Balkans
>Can trace family history through Balkans for 1,000 years
>Some fag on the internet tells me about my ancestral homeland
100 points for you good sir
Socrates was a massive troll.
Today he would be shitposting on Jow Forums on Jow Forums, /his/ and Jow Forums
Complaining about the skin tone is a perfect way to deflect legit criticism like having a female spartan warrior
The sun is a fucking thing that exists
>t. kike
oh shit, white marble! Pack it up boys, its proof.
He was put to death for trolling too hard. Absolute legend
I do that too. Does that mean I'm the next Socrates?
lol was about to make a similar thread
I've been to Greece a few times, they are not that fucking dark.
>not understanding that "white" means western european.
and here i thought you guys were educated
>with very little subversion
Interesting choice of words there...
he looks fine, stop whining
You mean Diogenes?
Nose and eyebrows look similar, but the beard looks off
Looks fine to me.
To be fair he was notoriously ugly
accurate vision of the future,looking forward to seeing it happen
>it happened once therefore it will always happen
I hope it's only South America where retards like this exist
Beard is obviously stylized though
>Greeks are shitskins
watch and weep, faggot
youtube.com
>with very little subversion
>jade is coming back as a villain in bg&e2 to take her game back from space dindus and space monkeys
ubisoft did something right
Not bald enough, other than that, looks fine to me.
Ah true, maybe he would look similar if they showed him when he was much older and bald?
According to nordicists it happened in Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece etc
You wouldn't know, turk, you don't know your country's own history.
What causes the Nordicist’s autism?
You don’t see celts trying to say we wuz Greeks or Romans
>Sócrates begin neckbeard autist
Make sense
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why do greeks say this shit all the time
WE WUZ WHITE N BLUE EYED N BLONDE HAIRED N SHIT
Nords taking credit for Greece and Rome is really sad. I’m neither Italian nor Greek and it’s gay af.
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they didnt have internet and AC, buddy
Explains why he fucked boys all the time.
>the virgin Socrates
>the chad Plato
>socrates
>civilized
You definitely have not read the dialogues, Socrates was a cunt and he was probably out being annoying to people in the town square most of the day.
His hair is white because of old age you stupid retard
Greeks are Greeks. If you go to most of the northern parts of Greece you'll find more blondies. If you go Athens you'll find OP's pic everywhere. If you go to the Peloponese you'll find super short white dudes. Depends on the village/town and it's history. I'm not Greek by blood but where I was born in Greece had lots of tall lighter skinned folks or really swarthy people.
Where I'm from in Albania everyone everyone is a fucking giant with red hair. My cousin looks like a Norseman. I look like a redbearded pirate.
I have Greek cousins who are blonde and blue eyed and I have Greek cousins who look like Turkroaches.
What did Turkey use to be?
His face is fine but he should be ripped, he was a soldier and talked about being a gym rat
looks like a spider mating dance
Where is the problem? Look like a Greek to me- he does not look like he's black at all
>painting from the Renaissance
>historical Socrates
I just finish watching Ubisoft E3. What I saw, was horrible. It's not Assassin's Creed anymore, it's some fantasy-RPG now. How, just FUCKING HOW can you choose dialogue options inside Animus? There's no way.
ANCIENT GREEKS WERE WHITE
MODERN GREEKS ARE NOT WHITE
How about his skin, turk?
Again, you don't know your own country's history, because your ancestry goes back to turkey, idiot.
>longitude
>high
>ANCIENT GREEKS WERE WHITE
Most people in that picture is paler though, looks like the modeled them from the darkest of Greeks
That’s true: Hell even Turks seem to vary from almost white like Ataturk to literal shitskin tier depending on the location
Worst part is the female protag, not the browning. Ancient Greeks might have been a few shades lighter, but completely ignoring the culture of ancient greece to shove in strong womyn is just flat out revisionism.
cherrypicking,
also usually poor plebs go to these kind of protests
>high longitude
Americanos...
True wisdom is in the knowledge, that you know nothing
I just saw the trailer for it. I don't really play video games, so can someone tell me why movement animations are always a little wonky in every game? I've never seen one where people don't move a little bit off. Especially in this day and age
Greeks were turked in the medieval period right?
In what world is this a black man?
>ubishit model
>historical Socrates
>Greece is brown now based on literal millenia of racemixing with turks and other brownies.
Nice Jow Forums meme but false:
sciencemag.org
nature.com
Ancient Greeks = Modern Greeks
>No Diogenes
Trash.
It seems to me whenever someone’s skin color is in doubt, Ubisoft will just make them as dark as possible without breaking plausibility
Staying all day in the sun makes you tan.
Post with your real flag you fucking nigger.
>full macintosh
so retarded even sarkeesian dropped him
It's not and no one is saying it is.
They made him drink hemlock because he knew everyone was a retard.