Socrates

Stop giving ubisoft attention, who the fuck cares about assassin fucking creed?

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>Be a Greek Finn
>Pale as fuck to the point where I look downright sickly during the winter.
>Nearly instantly turn into Ubisoft Socrates the moment sun graces my skin.
Nothing wrong with his skin color there.

Not black enough

He walks around with only his left nipple covered, of course he's fucking tanned.

>a greek man portrayed as a greek man

holy shit

>why white nationalism/national socialism/identitarianism/whatever the hell Jow Forums calls itself is not a viable ideology

>don't have nigger haplogroup
>be hwite
Seems quite valid. One drop rules.

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>Jow Forums is one person

>actual socrates
you relize the one on the left is just a painting from the middle-ages, right? greeks were/are swarthy fucks, get over it

STOP BUYING GAMES UNTIL THE SJW'S GO BANKRUPT!
NONE OF THEM ARE ANY FUCKING GOOD ANYWAY!!!!

I saw The Death of Socrates in person once. Seeing this painting had a tremendous effect on me and it’s not a stretch to say that it changed my life and how I behave. Jacques-Louis David is a very important artist to our movement.

>Is Mediterranean
>Walks around the acropolis all day philosophizing with his students
>Somehow not tan

My father in law is from Athens and looks like this now that he has started jogging, but is still lily white outside of his farmers tan.

Hell even the bust of socrates has a big ass greek nose. Renaissance art is great but isn't true to the actual figure.

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Looks borderline caveman, but hardly a nigger. You get a pass on this one, Ubisoft.

Gentle reminder that division between whites is a Jewish scheme

Greeks were fucking white and blonde-haired until they got turned into a Turkish brothel 500 years ago. Just go read anything the ancient Greek historians wrote about themselves. The current 'Greek' people are over 80% genetically Turkish.

He looks like a modern greek in ancient greek cosplay. Not even mad

>actual socrates
i hate this place

Greeks aren’t white

The one on the left was painted 1500 years after Socrates died.

>Comparing the old aged with a younger version

After 500 years of turkish miscegenation? Learn some history before you post on these sacred forums, merimutt.

Looks more like Karl Marx than Socrates, best he just quotes Marx throughout the game as well.

I will never understand how people can be stupid enough to assume modern Greeks are genetically related to ancient Greeks. Greek historians write that the Mediterranean civilization of Mycene got destroyed by blonde-haired invaders from Northern Europe, who then went on to become what we know as the classical Greeks. Afterwards, the classical Greeks were pretty much wiped out genetically after hundreds of years under muslim rule, basically being raped out of existence.

The story is not that hard to understand: Ancient Greeks were from Northern Europe, modern Greeks are crypto-Turks.

Fun fact: ask any nigger and he'll tell you Socrates was a nigger.

Not all of them had blonde hair. Not all native Swedes have blonde hair, not all native Danes have blonde hair, not all native Norwegians have blonde hair, not all native Germans have blonde hair, etc, etc. You Nordicists are as fucking delusional as the Kangz.

Turks aren't even close to 50% Turkish.

If you read any book and stop subtly praising the middle-east, you'll do better.

Myceneans - J2 (Originated in Northern Iran)
Mainland Greeks - EV13 (Originated in Egypt/Ethiopia)

holy fuck an abbo learned how to use the internet, someone call AIAM

Old Greek vs Young Greek
>The current 'Greek' people are over 80% genetically Turkish.
>Greeks mixing with Greeks
The horror. You guys should stop believing every Jow Forums meme you see

Oh well, I didn't realize some white liberal hipster kid knows better what ancient Greeks looked like than, you know, ancient Greeks themselves. I guess Polybius was lying about the characteristics of his own people to please the evil modern day Nazis.

And native Swedes originated in Somalia. Am I being politically correct enough now?

So is anyone going to post some actual historical writings to prove greeks were blue eyed - blonde haired nordics?

>Odyssey comes to mind

Modern Greeks are even lighter than ancient Greeks due to Slavic settlement in the Balkans during the early Dark Ages.

nature.com/articles/nature23310

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Though, definitely not Nordic.
That's a theory of one philosopher.

"Liberal" I'm not even close being that, i just find Nordicists to be delusional and similar to the Kangz and constantly claiming credit for stuff Nords had no part in.
Also i said not all Greeks had blonde hair, there sin't a European people around where every single native person has blonde hair. Like every other European people, the ancient Greeks most likely had a lot of variety in hair and eye colour, from dark to light, black, brown, blonde, red hair, etc.
As for an ancient Greek lying, why not? Ancient Romans lied about a lot of shit, especially when it came to comparing themselves to the "barbarians". Even though they took a lot of agricultural, metal working, and things like chain mail from the "inferior" Celts.

I don't think American educational level is high enough to be reading and understanding ancient Greek literature. This Amerilard probably thinks the Odyssey is a name for a new flavor of Mountain Dew.

Except that it's widely accepted by historians to be true. But why waste my time, liberals like you don't give two flying shits about historical facts if it doesn't comply with your SJW narrative.

I'd say it's a mixture of 2ml leftist political propaganda and 4ml bait.

Anyways the Socrates in the picture doesn't even look non White European to me, i could find plenty of native people in Britain that look like that.
The most retarded thing about the game was the female Spartan Warrior.

>right nipple uncovered
Just learned Socrates died of skin cancer

>Except that it's widely accepted by historians to be true.
There isn't a single respected scholar who doesn't believe that Greek genetics has changed as dramatically as you claimed since the Bronze Age.

Jesus...

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>Doesn't agree with me so i'll just call him a liberal and SJW.

People like you are the reason people buy into Sargon's stupid horseshoe bullshit. I have never been liberal and despise SJW's. I'm just not so retarded as to believe every single Greek was blonde haired. It's like when Americans think that everyone in Britain is blonde. It's laughable.

>Socrates being a real person.

>actual Socrates, as portrayed by a painting 1000 years later by some french nigger

>As for an ancient Greek lying, why not? Ancient Romans lied about a lot of shit, especially when it came to comparing themselves to the "barbarians".
The Greeks weren't trying to be historically accurate in their accounts. They wanted to dazzle the reader with symbolically potent descriptions. Verisimilitude is a recent (post-16 century) idea, and only began to affect literature in the 19th century, when writers like Mark Twain tried to provide realistic descriptions of how the locals of the settings appeared and spoke.

What I hate is when they try to make them black. The guy on the right could be a guy on the greek side of my family, but this bullshit could never be

youtube.com/watch?v=FwitONWEgsk

>everything that goes against my SJW narrative isn't true lalala and everyone who says otherwise is lying lalala.

How do people live with such cognitive dissonance? You're setting yourself up for suicide if you keep ignoring reality until it smacks you in the face with a sledgehammer.

>How do people live with such cognitive dissonance? You're setting yourself up for suicide if you keep ignoring reality until it smacks you in the face with a sledgehammer.

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>sunny, warm greece
>everyone runs around in togas
>sports are done naked due to lack of clothing options
>trousers don't exist
>Socrates isn't tan?

I'm as much of a Jow Forumsack as anyone here but this is period-accurate. Not to mention brown haired-brown eyed whites (Mediterraneans) are the real master race.

>Genetics is SJW NARRATIVE
You are 100% factually wrong and everyone is laughing at your retardation.

"""""actual"""""

Yes, they lied about their own appearance, 2500 years before the notion of an Aryan ideal even existed. Makes sense.

To be honest you can't be that white living in Greece. You get bronze skin because of unlimited mediterranean sun whether you want it or not.

big if true

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>tan

White people don't turn into fucking niggers if they get a bit sunburned, dipshit.

I met pale sickly Iraqis. I'm sure the Greeks are not super brown.

Ubiasoftbitch

Ancient Greeks were a mix of Nordics and Middle Easterners.

Today they are probably extinct or lives in at best 5% of Greece

Nah man. They're blonde, pale, super saiyan, Aryans who came from Atlantis. Jow Forums told me that is a fact

>So fixed as to if we were blonde or blue-eyed.
Jeez, neoliberals just officially converted to Islam.
I'm blue-eyed and not too tanned since I didn't spend much time on the beach yet, though, who cares.
This meme is old.

They were describing mythical heroes of a previous age. The Greeks had no concept of history as "res gestae" i.e. a study of what actually happened. Their histories were "historia rerum gestarum," or tales told of what was passed down through observers at the time, and considered no different from lyrical poetry or other forms of art. Gold hair symbolically links the hero/maiden to the solar archetype, harkening back to a mythical Golden Age. They were not providing naturalistic accounts because they had no conception such a thing even existed.

The comments are pure reddit
Also, checked

Earth was a lot cooler back then, idiot.

Nobody is saying that there aren't Greeks with Blue eyes or light to blonde hair. We just have a tard in this thread that thinks that every single individual ancient Greek looked like a stereotypical Swede.

This, we turn orange or bright red.
In the case of Socrates, it's likely he'd have gotten sunburnt a lot so he'd be all red with signs of skin damage

How come my Greek friend isn't a nigger?
The funny thing is he's also a natural racist without any influence from the internet

Blue eyes are found throughout West Eurasia. The Indo-Europeans weren't exceptionally blue-eyed or blonde-haired compared to their neighbors, and they started out dark-featured like everyone else until near the end of the Bronze Age.

>unironically believes only the 'heroes' had fake blonde hair
>hasn't read a single word of Thucydides' writings

I guess it's true that your 'history' lessons only go as far back as WE WUZ COWBOIS N SHIET.

That's just because one person in recent history created a theory, an art theory. Which was never proven, obviously.

Socrates is so awesome, that I'm pretty sure Plato made him up as an idealized representation of what he wanted to be but could not.

>Mohammad doesn't know that you can get sunburned even when the temperature is below zero and it doesn't totally correlate with temperature

>Greeks were always sunburnt
Goddamn it, they have olive skin from generations of sunlight from labor and other reasons. They didn't jerk off to fucking anime in their parents basements, unlike your pale ass

Not to mention his hair literally turned into straight Sub-saharan nigger dreadlocks from getting a 'tan'.

Most Greeks who are of actual Greek descend usually have Nordic features. But Hellenes were not Nordic, only retards think so.

95% of Greece is ME though

I have italian genes and I'm pasty white.
Italians usually have the same 'olive skin' than you mentioned

Explain this

The fact that a historian would mention someone as specifically having blonde hair would mean that it is something exceptional, noteworthy, stood out to their peers at the time, or added to the striking character of the person being described.
>unironically believes only the 'heroes' had fake blonde hair
Never said that, but it was common practice among the ancients to bleach their hair.

Half naked and in the sun all day. Makes sence.

It truly is a great painting, especially after reading that section from Critos. I had something similar

"His hair burnt off" - nigger 'scientist'

It's really irritating, people saying ubisoft made Socrates non white or black. My old boss has the same skin tone and he and his family are from the Isle of Lewis going way way back. There's nothing non European about his skin tone.

>doesn't understand the correlation between temperature and the amount of solar radiation that reaches Earth's surface

You genuinely make me sad I'm half Russian. You pretty much just confirmed you're either a Tatar or a Chechen.

The Greeks saw the Persians as pale and effeminate.

t.memet

That would need more thousands of years.
It's active, the change, the tan, ultimately.
You can check that out by looking at Greeks living in the UK or Finland.

meds don't get sunburnt nearly as much. we tan.
it's called tanning.

Why is everyone so fucking retarded.

Socrates was a homo asshole who got killed for being a dick.They were like bro stop being a dick and we will let you off scot free, Then he was even more a dick to the point where they killed him

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