Nice

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most excellent Sessions may be slower than Magoo but he's on point

God I love this man so much, can we please swap leaders for one month guys?

Feels real good bro

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Not so fast, Canada!
But really, keep that shit away from us.

Literally every woman in the middle East would qualify for asylum because of domestic abuse. Glad they are fixing this shit

About fucking time Sessions got off his ass.

>most excellent
his ass is still getting fired.

if they aren't coming from shitholes I couldn't imagine this being a problem anyway

Fucking-A. Stay in your country, fight back and fix the problem. Stop bringing the problems here.

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Fuck no.

You know how much yours could fuck up our road back in a single month? Look at your currency.

THAT IS HOW MUCH HE COULD FUCK UP IN A MONTH.

All that being said, I don't know Canadian constitutional law, but after we are done with him, you are free to use him to help you out. Just need a tired, corrupt, leftist cunt for him to run against and it's a sure thing.

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Beautiful.

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Fucking NEWFAG! KILL YOURSELF

major cudos. we aren't here to solve the world's problems.

GET THE FUCK OUT

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Abusing the asylum by randomly claiming "fear" is so well know that it was the punch line in the movie "The Terminal"

youtube.com/watch?v=l0XRRgrlXfo

>asking for asylum because your bf beats you
lmao wtf when has this ever worked?

i agree with this so hard

because he's the first president in over 50 years to value the lives of Americans over dirty spics, niggers and commies. Every other president was working against the American people and harming us.

I honestly don't know what Rosanne (((Barr))) was trying to say in that tweet, but I don't think it was about physical appearance.

The God King does it again! Glorious bastard!

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MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of fucking idiot permitted such a thing in the first place
>Oh no my husband beats me, give me asylum
>Okay thank you now you can take me and my husband plus our kids Paco, Taco, Manuel, Jesus, Picante, Chalupa, Jefe, Lapiz, La Raza, Cerveza, and Goblina

>plus our kid Goblina

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I mean, she does look like that.

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Well good because that's not a very good reason to SEEK ASYLUM. If you want to IMMIGRATE that's something else entirely and we wish you luck with the legal process.

you might be right. I was wondering if she was refrencing the new movies which I didn't watch but apparently are about monkeys escaping the science zoo.

That’s because (((NGOs))) are telling border hoppers to lie about DV or gang threats to get asylum. Blame them.

>Get robbed in your shithole
>Demand free shit in the USA

don't curse turdeau on anyone else, that's not nice

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WTF I LOVE JEFF SESSIONS NOA

thread vid/song:

youtube.com/watch?v=US2QZxyqrBs

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>my husband beat me
>give me & my kids asylum, food stamps, housing and free phone NOW!!!

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ummmm wow u r racist

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this... exactly...
Liberals are too fucking stupid to read between the lines, and theyre raging...

How the fuck are we supposed verify that shit?

>When the mexican border totally isn't a no-man's-land full of violent crime and you're a racist asshole if you claim otherwise, but you're also an asshole if you don't take in all the victims of the violence that totally isn't happening

Exactly

Really earned my vote and gunning for another one desu.

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'victims' of gang violence are also perps. most of the time.

you realize that trump is targetting POC victims? he does not care when brown men and women are hurt by white slavers, and instead helps them continue.
this is MESSED UP

why is every sorry low life son of a bitch in the world our problem?

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Summer children, Blz go.

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What species is this?

This must be your first time on /pol

does this mean dems are finally acknowledging that there are shithole countries?

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No fucking way that's enough time for that faggot to fuck everything up

>neighbors dog shits in my yard
>flee the country, claim asylum

Nobody here cares, Juan

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Fags are already pointing to the Statue of Liberty, as if that's law.

>get robbed of your shit in the USA
>move into a tent in the park

>What species is this?
meme-kin
youtube.com/watch?v=cAA7F7CDEIw

When that happens, always bring up Ellis Island and suggest we do the same again. Quarantine them for months, evaluate their usefulness, and health. Insure they speak english and are not criminals, and then let them in the country.

It wasn't even a funny joke. Probably just seen it used so many times here

They still won't call those countries shitholes

It was hilarious, and Val is fucking IRANIAN, nothing nigger about that whore. She belongs in the ground with the rest of the traitors.

>let's see those nuclear codes eh

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Sessions finally did something good.

You mean he did his job. He deserves no praise. He gets a paycheck and free healthcare for life.

You can't seek asylum just because your country is shitty. You get asylum from tyrannical governments.

If you have a problem with street gangs, buy a gun or 20 and keep killing thugs till they go away. The same people seeking asylum from gangs probably petitioned their government not to do anything about aforementioned gangs.

a Democrat probably

>You get asylum from tyrannical governments that you voted for

no you don't

oh no, I can't believe we can't give asylum to every woman that's been slapped in the world

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How could they put such a racist caricature in a movie?

Gringots is pretty fucking racist, and that's apparently fine.

This is the most overused false excuse of all. I have legal and illegal neighbors from el salvador and they advise everyone they know to say that the women are abused and that the men are in danger from gangs, Yet the fucking assholes go home to visit often,, Close the loopholes forever.

People tend to be liars and illegals are not immune to it so.........Fuck'em

He's actually doing a pretty good job overall and I've never seen a president actually try to make good on promises made during the campaign or call out cocksuckers foreign and domestic. Also he's the greatest troll the world has ever seen

every country in the world hsa gangs and domestic violence

those 'reasons for asylum' were being abused.

asylum was intended for people facing actual persecution in their home country due to political or religious beliefs. asylum was NOT intended as a tool for anyone from a shittier country to get into a better country.

this is fucking good.

now apply it retroactively.

>u r racist
Irrelevant. Being racist doesn't stop what he's saying from being true.

Are you tired of winning yet?

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Nice

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NICE

good. any leech in the world can easily claim domestic abuse

guess why it disqualifies you from accessing your 2A rights?

>domestic abuse
bitch cant move out of her abusive bf house but she can illegally move into my country.?
you have to go back.