Cristopher Poole was the second coming of Christ

Cristopher Poole was the second coming of Christ.
He brought us fourchan that we may all, through the shield of anonymity, peer to the very core of each others souls. In doing so we learned the truth and the power that we have within us to destroy the grip the cult of saturn has upon our people

Christ P., he broke away, although he could have made a shitton if money off our data, he made this sacrifice to show to us, that we too can break the power that money has upon us, just to remain the majority of our life doing something we hate.

Rise up, Christ has risen. C.Poole has showed us the way to the power within our souls.

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I meant Antichrist

so what are you going to do with all that power?

Who is this fag?

HE WAS OUR JUPITER

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The power of fucks compels you

We summoned frogs. The power is all of ours collectively. We summoned chaos because we were sent into chaos by saturnic memetics. But our souls are too strong. Focus our memetics and we may summon whatever we can imagine.

>it thinks we actually have anonymity
sweetie....

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Mootykins is a faggot

Fuck Luggage Lad.

Why do you people have to make the metaphysical sound so fucking cringey?

Fucking Jesuit shill posting one eyed whores

hololy sheishit thisis legit

literally who?

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Praise be to Moot! Hail to the king!

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C. P.

Cheese Pizza

His name was always fake

"He who controls the memes, controls eternity"
-user

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We used to or we had the illusion. Be fire he left , and that's what led us to show each other our true selves.

im not a shill, faggot. I am a bot

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fair point.

The saturnists are afraid.

Gotta be an adult to use this site, kid.

It’s a meme ya dingus

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So how shall we summon Jupiter's lightning and thunder to use against saturn?

This is an unaware priest of frogs lvl 1 novice.

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THUNDERSTRUCK!!

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>dingus

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He enabled us to rob this dood from that worthless little faggot who originally drew him... We brought the dood to life

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Requesting Christopher Poole as Christ memes.

Pepe is a pretty strong frog demon. Even the absurdity of his concept adds to his Name.

this nigga stole just like every white faggot before him....2chan was the beginning

I hate moot because he is a norime.
Jow Forums is a ripoff of futaba
Everything he actually made failed.
He married a NY jew who tried to pressure Jew Jow Forums,
He sold the site because "he was over it", the real reason is because he couldn't monetize it while keeping it the same
Sold it to a Japanese a-rod who is currently selling our data to the highest bidder. faggot won't even let people post from VPNs without a Jew-pass (pay to play).
Moot did tap into something great, but failed to be great himself.
What is he even doing now? kvetching over some bullshit startup idea I suppose.
I bet he didn't vote Trump.

>cult of saturn

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>What is he even doing now?
working for google like a good goy

He works for Google now. Fucking cuck sold out.

I am Hlazd Zodf.

A voice crying in the wilderness.
I have fulfilled my purpose.

Make ready the way of Moot!

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Moot too succumbed to chaos and he is under their control.
We must rescue him with our memetics.


He has died.

He will rise again through our memes
I have to go, the van is here.

Working for Google? Fucking sellout. He's just a trophy hire for them "The creator of Jow Forums". I doubt he's working on anything of significance and we all know they won't let him anywhere near the reins of power at Jewgle. He's probably an internal janitor for a "fun stuff on the web" google group.

He has descended into the depths of spiritual hell as Jesus did.

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Fucking newfags

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lol

we hide from each other but they see us all

Sweetie posters get the bullet

That's a pic of Jesse Eisenberg isn't it.He was pretty good in Arrested Development.

Is Moot still alive somewhere?

Argentina

Isn’t that a picture of Carol Burnett?

um, no cupcake

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