Evening, boys. Maple fag and current Starbucks employee here. Just got home from the racial sensitivity training...

Of course not! I went to the training with my klan uniform in my bag, and threw it into the dumpster as soon as it was over

We just watched a bunch of videos on iPads, and talked about race. It was a giant waste of time tbqh. There was an anecdote about a scruffy looking man who walked up to a woman in line and said something to her. She handed him money, and an employee said "hey, you can't panhandle in here," to which the woman replied "that's my husband!" Sweatpants are also an oddly recurring theme; basically anytime a Starbucks employee assumes someone is homeless, they're wearing sweatpants

We watched videos of black people being brutally assaulted, and followed around in stores, so that was nice. At least I can say I've never been assaulted

Blue. I've always really liked the colour of the sky

God, I fucking hope not

Tim's uniforms are black and brown, the worst colour combo. At least I get to wear my regular clothes and Starbucks

how did you conceal your power level in the face of such megafaggittree?

I told his grave, but I don't think he heard me

We most certainly did, user. I was surprised that we did. Wasn't even in our country

I wanted to give myself a shotgun haircut the entire time

What kind of nigger training did you get? Not showing up to work for a day?

I'll have an ice mocha frap half decaf extra chocolate and a scoop of ice cream bitte

how much nigger do you have to suck a day to not be called racist?

How many hours of blacked porn do they require you to watch?

Didn't show up to work, then had to have and abandon a kid

Same answer for both. I get presented with 5 black guys, and 5 blacked videos. I have to suck and watch 3/5 from each group

What do you do if a black customer demands reparations covfefe?

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Give to them, and then suck their dick. Gotta #MakeTheMomentRight

You need to pass a more rigorous Level XXII certification test to deal with those blacks

We just usually have private security fats or maybe off duty cops making an extra buck to take care of them. It's not uncommon in the liquor store, for instance, if you live in an area with a lot of blacks.

How many in your store took this seriously?

how do you get free coffee or coupons?

did you learn to check your fucking privilege?

How many niggers got arrested at your location today you CIScum human garbage?

City?

I didn't. I'm not sure how many actually did. It's one of those things nobody wants to say out loud for fear of backlash

Basically just complain. We have to #MakeTheMomentRight, so if you throw a bitch fit, we're supposed to bend over and just give you what you want

I'm a straight, white, cis man. I've been getting yelled at to check my privilege since like, 2012ish

Since we were closed most of the day, only 4. Normally it's a lot higher

You're not getting me that easy, corporate shill

Actually serious question, why are you working there? There are a lot of higher paying jobs even if you're low skilled.

>maple fag

I wouldn't trust this leaf as far as I could throw him, boys. Maybe he's some sort of chink import or some shit.

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No Western country has the experience with blacks that America does. But a lot of them will soon enough

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Do the new cups really have a nigger mermaid? Or is that a meme?
We all know dindus can't swim.

Do niggers even drink coffee? Let alone the absurdly expensive shit that Starcucks sells?

>You're not getting me that easy, corporate shill
You dumb fucking nigger. Hope I never see your filthy black skin in my city.

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>Of course not! I went to the training with my klan uniform in my bag, and threw it into the dumpster as soon as it was over

2/10, you tried but it made it too obvious

It's a fine job. Pay's alright, slightly above minimum wage. I get benefits so that's alright too, and it's just a pretty easy job. I don't want to work there forever, but it's fine for now

Scottish heritage, but born and raised here in Canada. My skin is pasty white as the snow that falls during our eternal winter

Our customer base is like 85% white people

I'm white, dumbass

What exactly was too obvious?

What have you done with the bodies?

dat aint right

are you ready for the ethnostate yet?

>I'm white
Funny, that's exactly the sort of thing a fucking nigger would say.

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After this training, yeah

I don't have any kids, but if I did, I wouldn't abandon them

What do you put in the coffee that makes people act like radical feminist bitches?

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I don't think it will be the same. They made fun of us for having like somewhat normal blacks and a lot of them turned into Christians and whatever for use as laborers.

They're getting a flood of Islam and the most backward, decrepit types that can be shipped in for use as automatic welfare rapists.

Racism. Hence, the training

I know you can't reveal corporate secrets, but what do you think a person should do to radicalize feminist bitches as fast as possible?

Give them gnarly skateboards, dude

you should of quit, PUNISH them for their assuming that you're racist and stupid

I got bills to pay, my guy

How funny would it be to hold a gnarly skateboard event for girls? You could have skateboard painter booths. Daytime training classes. And at the end open up the bars so we could drink and watch them rash out on display.