Be kim jong un

>be kim jong un
>go to historic summit blah blah blah
>#1 thing on your mind is "dude, can you show me the inside of that ballin' limo you got?"
>trump is like "sure dude check it out, it's bitchin'"
TFW trump kim north korean summit ends up like every deal i make with someone off of craiglist when i sell shit out of my garage.

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CNN is so fucking assmad it's hilarious.

i guess it is a pretty nice limo, in fairness.

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More award winning journalism.

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no CNN is awful and stuff, but i mean i saw the "limo tour" part on TV. i saw them doing it live. i just think that's nuts, like you're there discussing what you're going to do with your military and nuclear weapons and it's still stuff like "dude sweet ride, can i see inside?"
lol, just seems like so much "regular guy stuff" you know??

imagine going over that leather with a black light

trump is a fucking stud, so who knows.
also we are getting a lot of nice digits in this thread.

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I love it. And can't wait for tomorrow when Acosta gets raked over the coals for being a fucking moron and threatening world safety.

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Oh that was him? That is an embarrassment to America how can you heckle them in this. He'll go down n history as that retard who threatened world peace

wow this is genuinely fucking awful. he just gave the world a great reason to hate him. he should be fucking barred frankly. what he does is not journalism, it's the obscene fit of a petulant child.
bad enough he does that grandstanding shit in the press briefing room, but doing it in a situation like that? dude is clearly one of the most anti-american people living in the country.

Good sign!
World Peace confirmed

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Those digits.

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Your digits ..

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jim accosted
jim arrested
great memes

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Trump is showing that diplomacy and politics isnt rocket science. Governments are there to protect it's people and provide some services, it's simple when you boil it down. And even Kim is just a human that likes cars and basketball and shit.

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P A X

Why couldn't you have gone a few seconds early for the 34

It's called developing a rapport
Works better for long term peace than sending a plane with billions in cash like Obongo

This.
Can't let this slide. White house needs to pull his creds.

I bet you it was Acosta that yelled "did you talk about auto warmbeer" too. That fucking kike.

"Check this out. It's even got a mini-fridge!"

We will see true peace in this timeline

These threads have been unusually heavy with cool digits

You know what this reminds me of, the reverse of that Kim Jung movie where Kim shows weed man his tank.

yeah pretty much, i was thinking the same thing. this is very much something that the kim john un in that movie would have done lmfao.