Why did God invent women if they suck so bad?
Why did God invent women if they suck so bad?
Colton Ramirez
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Nathan Robinson
The same reason he created the jews.
To fuck with you.
Ethan Harris
Why did God put the Tree of Knowledge in the middle of the Garden of Eden and then make a snake to convince Adam and Eve to eat the Apple?
Henry Cook
What are you talking about? Some do it pretty good. Keep looking
Colton Bennett
lilth was obnoxious that shit
Daniel Allen
Women are a punishment inflicted by the gods because Prometheus decided there was more to life than eternal life
Take the fucking fire back
Ryder Cruz
I've known a few that sucked pretty good.
Justin Price
God did not create the Jews. The devil did.
Also the devil made women more naturally sinful than men. They have a harder time being righteous and walking the path of a clean Christian life.
Eli Campbell
Good question. 2nd post is good too.
Answer is complex, but basically comes down to teaching you to put Him above all else. anytbjng else amounts to idolatry. I have not solved this dilemma btw- I just know what it amounts to. Even wanting a wholesome, loving relationship w a woman- if you place it about your service to God - will bring you ruin eventually. Desire is a double-edged sword user
Jaxon Sullivan
they would have been fine if you didnt give them rights idiot,
Joshua Young
Cooper Ortiz
The world is an emanation of your will.
If You had but desired differently, you would perceive differently.
Ryan Martinez
Yeah I don't take psychedelics anymore bro. 36 now. Things are pretty straight forward. You can't trick God by pretending not to desire that which you naturally do, in order to get it. There is some very real fuckery going on here.
Asher Murphy
Because they suck so good. That is the way user. Pucker up and kiss it.
Jayden Thompson
>Why did God invent women if they suck
>they suck
He wanted his dick sucked
Jacob Richardson
Idk asks the jews since youre a nigger
Nolan Stewart
Adam was fucking animals and God was pretty upset by it.
Joseph Brown
Gavin Thomas
Don't know what women you've been around but the ones I know suck so GOOD!
Adam James
Adam was lonely and wanted a companion.
Benjamin Green
>You can't trick God by pretending not to desire that which you naturally do, in order to get it.
Retard, maybe you "desire" stupid shit because your ego never bothered to examine yourself. Just because you're willfully ignorant of a better path in life doesn't mean that a better path doesn't exist.
Kayden Garcia
As retaliation for Prometheus's gift of fire the gods inflicted the worst ever punishment upon mankind - the goddesses got together and created a being in their image and imbued her with certain qualities and called that being Pandora. They also gave her a box and made sure she would open it by telling her explicitly not to.
James Myers
That's a bit presumptuous, faggot. I'll tell you this much- everything I've ever desired, I've had.
Anthony Stewart
>population 1 doesn't have sexual dimorphism: men and women compete into the same social niches; females then incur in the same mortality as males
>population 2 has sexual dimorphism: women can't compete into society and are restricted mainly to their reproductive niche; females incur in decreased mortality than males
try to guess which one outbreeds the other
John Williams
Hey, whatever you have to tell yourself man.
Ian Jenkins
God promised heaven and hell, but nudity with snakes wasn't really cutting it. So he took from Adam to make Eve, giving him both. Or so the story goes.