THE CURSE IS REAL

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>accidentally
The bitch tried to suicide

Artie Lange'd herself

i-is that the raccoon?

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>dat ID
>dose 8s

Was she also shot in the back of the head multiple times?

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>accidentally stabbed herself with a knife
Come on, Trump, at least make it subtle.

Everyone believed Bourdain hanged himself, but this getting to be a bit much.

Holy shit

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wow great pepes
youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

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BIN THAT KNIFE JOY!!

I hope that raccoon made it though. I tuned out for fear of the worst.

kek a silly

OH FUCK

damn son

Joy Vey

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Ch-checked

talk shit get hit

ID and digits check out!
Oh Joy!

Same it stresses me out watching it. I have grown soft.

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He may not have made anime real but he did make liberal-specific The Happening real. I'll take it

It’s just her hand

>photo of the injury

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He's here

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Jesus, anyone who talks shit about trump seems to be getting got.

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Witnessed

How do you dig a knife into your hand that deep?

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give him muh power

More checked

drugs or alcohol

Here

Holy
Mother
Of
ALLAH

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SUFFER!

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Yes

God fucking damnit

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Right. She accidentally stabbed herself.

GOOD

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G7 and Joy. What did he mean by this?

What a fucking retard

i'm scared.

Trump will officially be king by December.

youtube.com/watch?v=s79qJvGwINk
Holy fuck and it's a Tuesday

haha the oldest stupidist trick in the book while fucking with avocados
I swear to god kek is real, I mean I swear to kek

>bow to the ones

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Time for common sense knife control laws.
Where is the Hogg when you need him?

thecut.com/2018/06/joy-behar-injured-in-bloody-avocado-accident.html

Avocado toast is bad for you

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Too busy living it up in his 30s

Witnessed

I remember correctly, this is the stupid cunt that thinks only doctors wear stethoscopes.

I'm not even going to check the source on this, it's more than likely true and she will probably do it again in the future.

why would you put avocados on toast? the texture would ruin each other

What even is happening in that gif? Is she having a stroke?

fake and gay
heres your (You)s

It's actually ok if you add thinly sliced radishes.

>ID
>digits

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Sorry, but my faith is weak.
I won't believe until the signs appear before me

And black pepper.
HOGG THESE SEQUENTIAL NUMERALS

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Check the ID Hans

Way too statistically unlikely

I mean 1/10 chance

Join this thread if you want to bathe in the glory of Trump, there’s only so much time left

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The opposite of mine. Nice

If you have a knife in your house you are 100% more likely to cut yourself with it.

Kek has spoken

STOP THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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PEDOGATE

Two Nobel peace prize winners.congratulations!

what anime is that?

Nobel prizes are awarded by the Norwegian Parliament. So this is unlikely. We have to make our own prize: The Trump Prize

That shit's years old.

Don't fear Kek

Leg lamps?

Golden leg lamps

DEAR KEK,

TODAY I HAD A DREAM

It was kek
youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

these inbred Kenite/Khazar children of the 'serpent' think (((they))) are so 'superior'...

so let it be written, so let it be done
praise him!

Pic related I’m not very internetish.

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Solid gold though. They cannot be fragile.

Saved this pic user. Thank you. Praise Kek.

You right. Leg lamp bad idea. Need something tho.

Did she perhaps cut into the middle finger of her left hand?

Leg lamp good idea. Should have a jackboot though. Crushing a tiny liberal.

Please the 3rd to die.

Grabs crotch

Cuts wrist

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Won't happen this time, but it will next time.

>Accidentally stabbed herself with a knife
So she is either so fucking retarded she can't cut an avacado without slicing herself open or she's so fucking retarded she can't even commit suicide correctly. Either way this is a fucking retard no one should listen too, she apparently can't even cut fruit without cutting herself open.