Jow Forums humor thread, cheer me up edition

Bad day; show me the comedies.

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report and sa ge
dupe thread

You must be new here.

>summerfag
sage
third humor thread in about 20 minutes

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The final shower you will ever need.

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How long until possessing metal of any sort is a crime in Britain?

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fake news
I call bullshit and raise you deez nutz.

POST YOUR ARSENAL!

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If they are really doing that how will any one put marmalade on toast at a picnic

cheer up user

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What's this? No lock? What about the children??!!

Cheerd me up user.

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that's a pretty good deal on the 12 hour child care.

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Top quality kek

thats what a wife is for

It was true until their tweeter got raided and not only by Jow Forums. Some old brits were asking if they did not had better things to do . Then they erased the post.

Common this must be a satire account

Nah those accounts are pretty rare

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Here ya go OP. Hope ya feel better

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Reading some of there shit is fucking hilarious to be honest

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he can't keep getting away with this

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LOST!

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does that mean cops are completely crazy or that they don't kill niggers on purpose?

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Keked so loud the dog came to see what was the matter.

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I can't tell the real ones from the fakes anymore

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nigger's a fukken saint

beat me to it

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plastic knives m8, provided you are 18+ with bong ID and valid shopping license

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kek'd hard. just got done telling my wife about NK and the CIA. she didnt believe me :(

>tl;dr Jow Forums user wrote a novella and 22% of it was some variation of the word "nigger".

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its basically saying
YEAH THE COPS TOTALLY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL NIGGERS WHEN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GOING TO BE BREATHING DOWN THEIR NECK BUT MAN ITS WORTH IT

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It's niggers, but YouTube Sanford and Son. Watch any episode. Thank me later.

Obviously it means cops dont want the terrible stress and risks that comes with killing someone especially a young black man. Why destroy your whole life?

>looking at the shape of the head to determine their behaviour

Phrenology is real!

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>Boys will get examined at the door I can look at the shape of head and tell if they bad or not
Holy hell this blackman is legitimately BASED

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Well then you just anonymously report every muslim you can find.

Weapons of mass destruction

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>BUT MAN ITS WORTH IT
don't be fooled, it's not that anonymous.
they'll keep your ID if you complain about islam

What? No.

A yo dog I don’t feel so goo....

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Top of that, its the bongs job to fix there own shit not mine.

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lolwtf

Curious how big everyone's pol folder is?

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assault tableware

>imagine being the intern at penguin

holy shit im literally crying right now

Reeee

3685 files. 2.5 gigs

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shit at putting them in folders. Have named a bunch though

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Dump em

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If it wasn't for these threads I would have less to live for.

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one more. a fitting one

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Post the slavery gets shit done one.
My fave is the daddys lil squirt. Got that for my daughter.
The "Is it solipistic in here, or is it just me?" Is my fave to confuse brainlets
Tshirt hell is amazing

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so we are not chinx then?
>you letting us down leaf

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