Magic helicopter missile general

>On Sunday morning, at 3:56am Greg Johnson of Skunk Bay Weather managed to capture a mysterious vertical light streak on the northern Kitsap Peninsula. His 20-second exposure picture shows an orange-colored line with a luminous tail piercing through the clouds, appearing to be a launched missile.

>Naval Air Station said could be an ordinary lens flare

>Following reports that an air ambulance helicopter was flying in the vicinity of the northern Kitsap Peninsula at the time the shot was taken, the Drive report concluded that it likely “wasn't anything more exciting than a helicopter flying in a straight line in the wee hours of a quiet Sunday morning on the picturesque Puget Sound.”

rt.com/usa/429551-mysterious-flare-sky-theories/

military.com/daily-news/2018/06/12/military-mystery-object-over-washington-state-wasnt-missile-launch.html

thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21461/lets-talk-about-that-mysterious-rocket-launch-over-whidbey-island-photo-from-washington

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It was the juice.

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lmao

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I saw it, it was a seagull variety that is common in that area. Greg Johnson is an idiot.

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Now i get it. It was an spy heli, there is a secret base, that was AA top tech. Or they were testing AA tech there.

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its clearly a missile, probably will be quieted down by giving no attention to it by the gov like usually with things like that. anyone beliving its a helicopter is a bluepilled tard :D

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CHINESE LANTERN /THREAD

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Fake.

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this will be fun

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Space x is a govt nuke program thread

Ayys are shooting down the nukes

Get in here

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also very strategically launched, huge rain clouds around, 3 am. it wasnt probably seen from the city side. they didnt expect cameras to be there and take pics every 40s, fail :D

wtf am i looking at?

what, some america copters have long skinny cylindrical bodies and carry a payload. Deal with it bigot.

the footage of the magic helicopter missile that started all of this. Where you been at?

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Nice freemason star on that building
More proof ayys are demons

Easy.

Ayys operate within the infrared spectrum.

All we would have to do is set up massive infrared youtube livestreams near known nuclear missile storage locations and pass around the popcorn until they inevitably show up to nose around.

The chinook has at least two jet engines and anywhere between 11 - 15 blades while flying
Also from the underside it mimics the body of a ballistic missile
why the fuck is everyone blowing this one out of proportion?

ISRAEL TRIED TO NUKE THE SUMMIT FROM CLOSE TO WASHINGTON TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT CAME FROM THE USA

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Well thats kind of a paradox until we have the means to finally figure it out. It can be demons larping as ays. Ayyes lapping demons and gods. We honestly have no way of knowing. At least we know there is a third party among us

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One of presidential advisor/son-in-law Jared Kushner’s responsibilities has been pursuing a Middle East peace plan. And while Kushner has long expressed sympathy for Israel — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu once slept in his bedroom — relations haven’t always been smooth.

Kushner used profanity to scold Israeli ambassador to the United States Ron Dermer for being too heavy-handed in his dealings with the White House.

On February 13, 2017, the day that Michael Flynn was forced out as national-security adviser, Dermer reportedly went to the White House to try to arrange for Trump to sign secret documents, as other presidents had done, which the Israelis saw as an American commitment not to ask them to give up their undeclared nuclear arsenal. Dermer asked to meet privately with Flynn, prompting aides to explain that he could not dictate whom he wanted to meet with. Advisers felt like they were being taken advantage of.

At one point, in front of witnesses, Kushner swore at Dermer in his West Wing office, saying he wasn’t going to do his bidding just because of his Jewish background. “You’re not going to tell us how to run these things,” he told Dermer. “Don’t try to push us

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not here user, the other thread

This place is so comped we cant even have happening threads anymore without getting slid into oblivion. Mods are fucking kikes.

Launcher was SSBN 737

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repost it

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hold onto your butts

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Ah yes chinooks can launch directly vertically with the engines toward the ground.

It's been flying around for days now! Where's it gunna land?

The launch very obviously came from land

>tfw your weaponized autism begins to turn against you

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Yoy know what convinces me the most? The absurd attempts to debunk it coming from the military.

>it was a helicopter lol

Even a kid can see through that and the military are not famous for their imagination. Sounds exactly like the story some desk rat was told to come up with for obfuscation.

I can deal with lens flares, atmospheric phenomena and all kinds of crap, but a heli is pushing it.

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Better thread:

That’s what’s so fucking obvious and bad is that idk how people don’t questions that

Hey, these are the same brainlets that came up with swamp gas. Did you really expect any effort to conceal the unconcealable?

Next thing you'll have Jim Oberg here having an autistic fit of rage trying to debunk it. These people have no self awareness.

>it was a helicopter lol
its almost like they didnt even bother to look at the picture

you should be ashamed

How did you find this image. This is an illegal photo wtf

Anyone else feels kinda sleepy? Let's just go to sleep guys.

I just woke up and am off to work.

You know what convinces me you are a moron? Kind of retarded to keep this thread going when flight data backs it up being a helicopter, same time, same location. Let me guess, that's also fake. Everything is fake, the moon landing never happened, and tooth fairy is real, I know because I believe in it, therefor it's real and what everyone else says is a shill. You guys actually hurt your cause by being so naive.

>flight data

Do you trust what other people tell you over your own god damned eyes?

>believes some bullshit story
>accuses others of being gullible

Really made me think, FBI user

I believe in evidence, and so far I have seen more proof that it's not a missile, and more than likely a helicopter vs a missile.A picture alone is worthless. Yes it looks like a rocket, however, we are not taking into considerations all the other possibilities and labeling it a missile from a picture alone. Even the original source looks strange in general because of its exposure.

>I believe in evidence

Show it then

too slow for an ASHM

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why? you're going to say it's fake anyways.

twitter.com/AirliftNW/status/1006675063175704576/photo/1

It's clearly a rocket lol, are you trolling?

Ok, so where's your compelling evidence that it is what YOU think it is? No one here is making absolute statements that it is anything, we are speculating.

That you already have a preconclusion regarding what it is, despite having no absolute facts is highly suggestive that you're a glow in the dark piece of shit dishonest motherfucker and deserve the rope.

Don't worry guys. Trump stoped the missle.

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Shills are here

That's it. I'm 100 percent convinced that all the meme magick bullshit during the elections and all of the crazy, out there fuckery that has happened in my life since all this started, is fucking legit.

Holy fuck guys, a literal interdimensional war of some kind is taking place and we can do nothing but fucking sperg out and make dank memes. What the fuck.

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Wtf!! Acosta just screamed, "aww nippy nippy no more nukey!"

Wtf is he doing!?!?

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Just relax and enjoy the ride, and realize it never ends.

>Ok, so where's your compelling evidence that it is what YOU think it is?

I already posted it several times, nobody wants to read it because they would rather believe it to be a conspiracy because their life is so mediocre that they have to believe in fake missile launches, along with the hundreds of other conspiracies that run wild on here..

The helicopter that flew there said it was them. Big fucking coincidence that it flew at the EXACT TIME AND LOCATION, yet lets just call it a missile launch instead because it looks like it.

>No one here is making absolute statements that it is anything, we are speculating.
>No one

Go read the last 4 threads on this topic. Majority of them believe it's a conspiracy, and not something simple like a helicopter. This shit isn't new though, I have lost count how many times people believe they have seen missile launches, ufos, when in reality it's landing lights or an aircraft.

I have now exited this thread, too many idiots on here believing in horse shit that doesn't pass the smell test.

bye

byeeeeee~

thats not even the full image

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Why are ayyys always naked?

user, stop mate.

dunno bud

You mean like this?

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saul goodman, you can find comfort in the fact that Judgment Day is a loving arrangement that will bring great blessings to the human family

just follow the golden rule

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>ASHM
That's an NSM.
kongsberg.com/en/kds/products/missilesystems/navalstrikemissile/

time lapse photo

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Everyone believed the magic bullet story with JFK so why not a fucking wizard copter?

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Yeah, I think you're trying just a little too hard to make it be what you want us to believe you think it is.

No one gets this emotionally invested over something that can't be verified. Consider trying to be less obvious in the future.

Check out this sweet helicopter takeoff.

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kek

don't buy into this garbage its fucking boomer faggots

Do we even know what kind of missile it was? That'd be a good starting point.

'twas a helicopter user, we have been debunked

yeah, obviously

Thanks faggot

>and anywhere between 11 - 15 blades while flying
huh?

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For quick sexy time.

i think the recording wasn't supposed to happen....they thought no one would ever see it, whatever it was

no shit. something to consider: us navy releases report about an encounter with a UFO traveling at ballistic speed, docking with some kind of underwater "mothership" and essentially doing all the things UFO's do. now the military won't say fuck all about this and the best they can come up with is... it's a helicopter.

>errant missile fired
happens all the time. if all the time is every five years or so

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It got destroyed in midair!

i have literally taken 20 second exposures of helicopters (the police helicopter is over melbournes northern suburbs around 5 - 6 times every night).

that is not a helicopter.

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obligatory nuke melbourne, but thanks for the input

>chinook
yeaaaa

THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING UP REPLIES NOT BEING SHOWN FUCK WHEN THE Q POSTS CAME ABOUT THE MISSLES SHIT POPPED OFF
I ALSO GOT BANNED FOR SAYING BAAASEDYYYYLLEENTTTTTTTTT IS KILLING US
MAKING MEN WOMEN
AND IT S PROB HUMAN
IM SPLERGIN BUT YES THIS SHIT IS REAL 100000 FUCKING TIMES OVER
FUCK
I HAD TS

"We don't know" would have been a better excuse. Fuck.

foxnews.com/us/2018/06/12/mystery-object-spotted-over-washington-state-island-military-denies-missile-launch.html

>a spokesman from NAS Whidbey Island said there are no missile capabilities at the base.
>"There's a lot of speculation around here,” Tom Mills, the spokesman, said. "But it's definitely not a missile launch."

But then

>A professor of Atmospheric Sciences at the University of Washington speculated that the object looks like a missile.

Who do we believe? A random grunt or a professor?

Also, I find it interesting the FOX article has cut the top part of the pic (pic related), so you don't see the missile, only the trail...

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yes NSM is an ASHM, ASHM = anti ship missile.

NSM not an anti ship missile, it's a sea, air and land missile.

Doesn't rule out a SLBM or any SSBN launch though

The dress is obviously blue

wasted digits

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General MacArthur! General MacArthur!
did the US have to drop Two scoops?

T. Jim Acosta

Actually, it sums up the this entire situation in a somewhat amusing, pop-culture-ish sort of comparison. I'm really quite brilliant.

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Why would they cut the image?

So you don;t see the top, the missile part, and just dismiss it as lens flare or some shit.

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