>be me >be speeding into town after having four triple whiskies going to buy stakes at the local wall mart >its worth it >get there and theres a sale on triple A steaks of Canadian choice cuts >sure they’re just walmart steaks but Canada has way higher standards than burgers >end up walking out with 8 pounds of steaks >was only going there for two >almost the same price >As I’m going to check out i stand by the quick check out lane, 12 items or less >i tell user “i feel bad using the self check out because theres no one working it” >guy smiles “looks like some decent meat” >”i like to cook them rare, 3 minutes each side” >”thats good enough” cashier says >as i walk out i wonder he’s on to me as i most certainly smelled at least a little like rye >maybe next time i will use the self check out >as I’m walking to my car i realize i parked pretty close to the one on the left of me >this old couple are going to get into it and they don’t seem to mind >”sorry guy” i say >old user chuckles and responds “oh no its ok I’m going towards the wrong car anyway” >wobbles to the car next to if >his wife asks what he’s doing >he stumbles and goes back to where he was >i think he may have had a couple as well >as I’m pulling out driving out i see him smiling and nodding at me >did he know? >I’m driving along the coast of the shore where i see all the fishermen catching their pickerel >feels good man >i get home and instantly pour drink >get bbq going >make them bloody >3 minutes on each side on high >some people recommend cooking for an extra 2 minutes making it 8 minutes in total >6 minutes is plenty >i’ve been eating bloody rare steak for about five days now >never felt better
You can live the life you want to user, its the simple things in life that get you by
I hope you wrap around a telephone pole you degenerate, drinking and driving is a blight.
Nicholas Hughes
Yes fellow leaf. Stay away from the sugar and you will be fine. Cut back on the drinking and driving though cunt, we need all the white people we have and you drinking and driving isn't helping.
>Eating that much red meat everyday Dude you must feel your intestines have concrete in them and your stomach must constantly hurt. Your bowl movements must be horrendous.
Juan Gonzalez
dude like the steaks are only about a pound a piece, only need one around 6 or 7 to keep things lit, although i might indulge in two
Isaiah Long
Hey I know living in Regina or whereverthefuck is hard, but listen to Put The Keys Down by Uncle Adams and tell me you still want to drink and drive. Dumbass
you dont know life in the north everyone does this even the cops this is our way of life up here i love the canadian way of life
Noah Flores
You Canadians must have digestive tracks of steel and livers made out of granite
Xavier Smith
Bump for happiness.
Julian Gray
>Be me >be speeding into town after having four triple whiskies going to buy stakes at the local wall mart >hear sirens >"hey officer, i" >"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND" the officer says >i wobble a little bit on the way down >"I HAVE AN INTOXICATED AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE RESISTING ARREST" the officer says into his radio >he opens fire shooting me 7 times >"HE WAS GOING FOR MY GUN, BUT I STOPPED THAT NIGGER" says the officer into his radio. >did he know?
Parker Price
TL;DR some stupid wannabe American cucked leaf story.
>be you >drive across border to Michigan >borrow gun from nearest hunter >finish fucking dog >kys
it probably comes from all the fish we eat from all the pickerel we get from the great fresh water lakes, one time me n 5 lads went to near hudsons bay and fished 5 different lakes for pickerel, we each had assigned tasks but thats for another green text. Needless to say we ate almost nothing but pickerel for 7 days ridiculously good our hair had a golden oily colour felt good man
Colton Mitchell
An alcoholic buys steak and then eats it blog. Sage
Ayden Price
>>Be me >>be speeding into town after having four triple whiskies going to buy stakes at the local wall mart >>hear sirens >>"hey officer, i" >>"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND" the officer says >>i wobble a little bit on the way down >>"I HAVE AN INTOXICATED AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE RESISTING ARREST" the officer says into his radio >>he opens fire shooting me 7 times >>"HE WAS GOING FOR MY GUN, BUT I STOPPED THAT NIGGER" says the officer into his radio. >>did he know?
nigger poster, believing that cops do kill niggers at will, not realizing it NEVER happens without provocation
>White person commits a felony >wow how comfy, i think i'll do it later too >Black person commits a felony >He deserves to die, as well as his entire family.
Hunter Thomas
>Those "steaks" look like fucking shit. canadian bacon steaks, m8 nigger tier poster
Dylan Ross
>i’ve been eating bloody rare steak for about five days now Good luck with your gout user
>>White person commits a felony >>wow how comfy, i think i'll do it later too >>Black person commits a felony >>He deserves to die, as well as his entire family.
either a) retarded nigger poster or b) stupid white guilt riddled cuck liberal 15 yr old bitch that believes that even happens other than as an anomaly.
It doesnt happen, kid. We live ina country of laws and cops just cant kill people for felonies.
Has it happened? Sure. Does it happen more than 1/100,000,000th of the time? nope, not at all.
niggers killed by cops overwhelmingly deserve it by fighting back, trying to run after assaulting someone or acting like they have a weapon or attacking police.
You dont see whites doing it hardly because we know the conequences. Niggers are dumb as dogs and will fight police, deserving then to die.
Youre welcome., Now back to sucking nigger dick for you.
steak #2 may or may not happen in 20 minutes or so
Jacob Anderson
>niggers killed by cops overwhelmingly deserve it by fighting back, trying to run after assaulting someone or acting like they have a weapon or attacking police.
Yeah, we know because the cops tell us it's true.
Brandon Nguyen
AHAHAHA FAGGOT It is raw! So raw it is running around the table!
Justin Bailey
No, because we have body cams, cameras in almost every store, street corners, vehicles, witnesses etc.
You sure are worried about the niggers , boy. Maybe because you are one. DOnt worry, Daddy will be fine in prison and mommys crack habit will end when she dies, then you can inherit the big wheel and one of you17 brothers and sisters with different daddies hand me downs for your 7 kids.
Henry Cruz
yea 6 minutes might have been too much still nice n red doe
Aaron Green
>get there and theres a sale on triple A steaks of Canadian choice cuts >sure they’re just walmart steaks but Canada has way higher standards than burgers Than why did you sue the US so our meat would not be allowed to be advertised as such? Canada beef was getting bfto'd
Funny how once body cameras became a thing suddenly the number of police shootings started going down and it was discovered that most of the ones that still happened were in cold blood.
Don't you have a sister to fuck?
Evan Nelson
>Canada has way higher standards than burgers you lost me at Cuckada
David Rogers
How is that funny you twisted fuck
Alexander Ward
Ok
Michael Hill
>police shootings started going down they went down because niggers were being shown to have been the instigators and now they know they will get charged.funny how that works.
>Don't you have a sister to fuck? Yea, yours. Thanks for the reminder, white guilt riddled pussy nigger boy
Lucas Jones
here i'll make video this time of next steak im not sure i know how to post that doe without using youtube im sortof newb at cumputers
we have a zero tolerance policy for meat and dairy thats been irradiated unlike murica but theres more factory farms arnt really allowed here eithor so ecoli is rarer meaning we can cook it rarer
