Why is it that Jow Forums fails to understand what Nintendo has known for decades?

yeah we should start basing economic policy on children's video games you're right

So how does that help the retards that fall off the track so much they finish last anyway?

ask this dumb cunt if she feels the same when she's in first place

>inb4 git gud

Holy shit, it really is this simple

It just is

My eyes are open. Let's hear you haters try to say she's infantilizing life

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>play optimally
>maintain first place due to optimal play
>suddenly racer number 7 launches a blue shell
>okay, I can recover from
>suddenly racer number 8 launches a blue shell
>okay, this is bad but I can still
>suddenly racer number 5 launches a red shell into you as he passes you
>you finish 6th place
>Hi, I'm Daisy!
yes let's implement this shit in real life, that's a great way to not piss off white people

Whoa... really ... makes me think.

Look at nintendo today.

Fuck mario kart faggot

This mechanic is why I stopped playing mario kart at fucking 15. You're supposed to grow out of that mindset eventually.

Isn’t a progressive income tax the smart exact thing?

>So how does that help the retards that fall off the track so much they finish last anyway?
They get weapons that they can use to disable the people that are ahead of them.

Just like mario kart.

It's too late. They want nazi destopia and by god they are going to get it.

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So then we need to remove the Jew cheat code from the meta if we are going to play competitively

Lol, gen zyklon?

Reminder that this is the most redpilled Nintendo game because it rewards skill and merit unlike modern Nintendo, enraging modern nintensoiboys and good goy FGCucks.

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Stop reposting this thread you fucking leaf. The reason why the person in 1st is there because they dedicated time to get good at snaking as well learn as the maps and shortcuts. Meanwhile, the degenerate in last being rewarded with a bullet bill did none of that and decided to masturbare to hentai in their moms basement instead. In other words, rewarding people for being lazy pieces of shit will create a society full of nothing but lazy pieces of shit.

*drift king

Such a shitty fucking mechanic, never even played it but i've seen it in other games. You get a homing missile up your ass for being n1 so the way to win is basically sit be n2 the whole game and then take out the leader on the final lap.

If they want to make it possible for people in the back to recover to make the game more inclusive for noobs and drunk people they should just give a gradual buff to speed and acceleration the further back you are. That way you can catch up but unless you got skills you wont win because the buff will disappear when you're close to n1.

Kek

Your son is either based, or future Talcum X. Keep an eye on him.

>skill and merit
>has wobbling
I dont think so pal

>be famous billionaire
>suddenly have your family or yourself at risk of being sued/accused/threatened/kidnapped/killed
The equivalent of of a Blue Shell if I ever saw one.

>What is progressive income tax
>What is affirmative action
>What are race/demographic-based college admission standards

It already works like this nigger. You think rich people get welfare and foodstamps and pay no taxes? Poor people don't even pay income tax. Rich people pay more taxes and get no government assistance.

Shit?

My grandaddy put bullets in bolsheviks from Odessa to Sevastopol, village after village, house after house.
My generation's turn will come. I just want to skin the face of that pouty, empty skull.

>he thinks wobbling makes Ice memers good

What are some real life powerups?

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Dopaminergic stimulants like amphetamines.

Glorious. Imagine being able to legally start shelling well-off liberals with mortar fire when they get too uppity.

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I think the original super smash bro is the best one ever made. It's simple and efficient, 8 characters, a couple of maps and simple combos. Best game ever.

>Let's funnel money to the least productive people while stealing the earnings of the most productive people.
Really makes you think.

Pol is for gassing the kikes
Same thing as firing a blue shell at the 1%

.t 15 year old who has an "opinion" on Ayn Rand.

>power-ups

What's this word substituting in real world terms, IQ level? Literally Harrison Bergeron tier.

High earning capitalists have nothing to lose from illegal immigrants coming in droves and driving down wages.