Feminists were extremely outraged about a new ad which says “Bake a love cake for your man - even if he has a second love” alluding to German men’s love for football. German femninists accused the ad of sexism, racism, exclusionisn, ageism and being generally 1950s... because modern women don’t bake cakes and don’t want to do anything nice for men.
And people ask why German men don’t breed with German women no more...
Shouldn’t it be „Bake your man happy“?
>PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED!!!
100% of the time this means that exactly one(1) jewish(JEWISH) woman(female) called a media outlet owned by her immediate family and demanded that they cause a fuss.
>And people ask why German men don’t breed with German women no more...
Lol, can confirm. Married a traditional Orthodox Greek Goddess, with copper hair and blue gray eyes. Her parents said that it’s because they’re descendants from the Dorians. I never even for a second regretted it. Let the Stefanies marry Ahmeds, I don’t care.
men don't breed with german women because they will divorce you for leaving the toilet seat up
You are probably very lucky then. The younger ones are extreme thots as we are one generation behind the west sorta
That would be a verbatim translation. The “love cake” is a less literal translation but captures the meaning a lot better.
There have been thousands of twitter posts by German women complaining about the ad.
>twitter posts = human beings
wow just WOW it's like you never heard about RUSSIAN BOTS or something
>((((((German women)))))) complaining
fixed it
This. I‘ve never had any issues with my wife. I don’t have to do shit when I come home from work, she takes care of everything except traditional male stuff like car maintenance. Treats me like a king and we have sex almost every night. I‘m notmuch of a believer, but she said she considers divorce a grave sin unless if it‘s in case of adultery.
I don’t miss German ex-gfs at all. I consider myself to have hit the lottery. Missing out on what I have now for a German Stacy? No, thanks, I‘m good.
She and her family are very religious.
>Feminists were extremely outraged about a new ad which says “Bake a love cake for your man - even if he has a second love”
Only because they have no man in their life.
God forbid women do something nice for someone other than themselves.
Bake the cake thot
Sometimes I buy frozen pizza from this brand now I know they're based
Feminists are right but only in so far that there are better uses for the oven
Good for you. I am 21 and I am outta here when I am done studying. This generation is worthless
does she have brown nipples/cunt or rosa?
where are you heading to?
Damn, where did you find this girl?
America. Europe is done for.
The higher-than-average middle class kids who dont have boomer like parents and upper middle class kids study abroad. The rich also live abroad most of their lives and only live part of their life here
if German men don't breed with Gernan women because somebody said cake commercials are sexist German men are retarded
>he thinks the grass is greener here for some reason
delusional
America is the epicenter for all this shit.
nobody cares about soccer.
literally nobody.
>Feminists
who the fuck cares what they think
I know. I am coming to study make money and die off quietly eventually. Never liked people anyway
Football is probably the biggest thing in half of German men’s life. Bigger than church, bigger than patriotism, bigger than cars, women, housing, work etc. If a German football fan is asked “who do you choose, your wife or your football club” he will choose the club.
At least it's a white woman in the ad although I have a feeling if they had a man to whom she was presenting the cake he'd be a swarthy fellow.
Same here m8. They have niggerball, we have fagball
I am a german woman and I'm regularly cooking and often baking for my bf. But he hates Football and I dislike premade cakes
Bost Diddies :DDD
>german football
stop larping as german
You didn’t quite get the ad, right? One of the criticism by the feminists was that Dr. Oetker used a Christian, white, traditional German woman for the ad and not a Muslim, hijab wearing, brown Arab woman.
If this was American it would be vasectomies
But I have the Feeling that the mood is different this time. I don't even know if we will have public viewing this time because safety concerns
>And people ask why German men don’t breed with German women no more
its because about half of your income is taken from you by the state and given to abdul so you cant afford kids anymore
>But he hates Football
You sure he is a man... or German?
I guess every publicity is good publicity
>bake a cake
Here's the problem, jews don't like ovens.
I remember Rheinland in 2014 after 7:1 and winning the championship. Holy shit, so much niggerdom over some meaningless fagball.
Empowered German women got triggered, and they don't want be reminded of their single roastie status since German women are just behind Japanese women women when it comes to over 30 spinsterhood.
>implying you are german
can these LARPing shitskins stop?
but but but... we got the safety bolders which protect us from the religion of peace love trucks!
Did you tell her to pay debts?
kek
GERMONEY NO
We went to the same school for apprenticeships (Ausbildung), although not the same class. My buddy had a friend in her class so he would go hang out there in recreation. We got talking and that’s how I met her :-)
Based. I am off out to by a Dr Oetker Quattro Formaggi pizza.
Lol, stop projecting.
Because real German men only marry German women, right? Look around you, I know a lot of guys who married foreigners, doesn’t have to be none whites either. A former classmate who I see occasionally has married a Frenchie. I once worked in a hotel and the boss had a Thay wife.
Don’t be butthurt because some of us choose not to worship „die epische, germanische Fotze.“
>racism
>ageism
literally how
>die epische, germanische Fotze.“
hasssan calm down
Women are complaining because they have been told by the (((media))) that is it an outrage.
>sure it’s crude and oafish
>but have you heard G*rman women complain about rapist migrants and trucks of peace?
Of course not because the media has never said it’s an outrage
>german food
>descendants from the Dorians
Kek
I hope the same feminists at least remember to repeat this OUTRAGE next Valentines Day.
The verbatim translation is better. The "love cake" is completely unnecessary. The slight ambiguity of "back your man happy" is also present in the german version.
are those german engineered superhumans?
(yes the light hides the chain)
I had the idea of building an underground factory that pumps out perfect Aryans via artifical wombs.
Then we go full CloneWars on goodgurl Merkele
relevant seekay
>our original
no, this is what germans think american food looks like, this is why the product informations is written in englisch and not german.
so it comes off as american as possible.
What do the comments say? Aside the obvious faggotry from the top one
>underground factory that pumps out perfect Aryans via artifical wombs
Please do. We'd build a pipe at the top heading directly to the anglo blood refinery
Ever notice that all nationalities on Jow Forums say that?`
Maybe it's not "them". Maybe it's "you".
>boss had a thai wife
sextourist detektiert
BAKE THE CAKE.
we need a big terror attack on a public football viewing party in the workld cup. that would have insane political consequences. some Jow Forums fag please get a tan apply for asylum and pull a flase flag
I buy Dr. Oetker products weekly.
Thats Dorian the Übermensch, basically just a troll who criticises the left wing media
Its the same in the US. Women can't cook anymore, they take their husbands credit card and go order fast food for their kids after work every day.
Kek based
My mom used to buy Dr. Oetker. Based company. We should do anything we can to help them out.
2006, 2008, 2010 were my favourite tournaments
this year I don't care much
Rassenschande
>Dr. Oetker
Is a G*rmanistan company? Holy fuck, did not know that. Will never buy your frozen pizzas any more, althought they are pretty nice when you want to eat degenerate fast food. Bring back Hitlerianism and i'll every last one i can find.
threw my nokia in the trash years ago Fingol subhuman
fucking baste
their hawaiian pizza is scrumptious
germans are absolute trash.
>his gf doesnt love to bake cakes
must really suck
>t. Microsoft
Who the fuck cares about what feminists say?
They are totally disconnected from normal German women.
Or "happily bake your man"
It's annuddah shoah!
You need to be more assertive and dominating so woman will respect you. If you behave like a pussy don't be suprised that she acts like a bitch. And don't marry outside your race cuck. Thai wife .. for fuck sake is there anything more beta?
Let him come America is where the final confrontation will happen. We are the only ones with weapons to fight.
Says the gypsy