2018 is the year of celebrity seppuku

i don't give a fuck.
long as tool makes 1 more album.

then rap will go away. and blacks will play rock n roll again.. and make something new, thats like the blues, except cooler.

Who the fuck is this bourdain guy?

They realized they're all dabblers and faggots.

nothing of value has been lost thus far

Fingers crossed for Kathy Griffin.

Mossad

Missiles

Instagram drop coming

I bet Katy Perry is next tbqh for some reason.

Just wait for the mass suicides.

You forgot Verne Troyer

De Niro is next.

I guess it really is true that there is a 25% Sudoku rate on bipolars.

The joke was actually funny though.

...and why that's a good thing.

one can only hope

starting to wonder if all those "trump's busting international pedo rings" conspiracy theories are real

>tfw you realize Trump is killing all these people with his bare hands.
Kek.

Kate's the one I'm a bit sad about. Cute Irish gal, high spirited, made cute stuff for cute girls. Bourdain was probably a nice guy if you knew him personally, but his politics were insufferable, his passion for the mouthy Weinstein roastie incomprehensible, and in the end, he was beginning to resemble a scrawny human walnut.

>two B-list celebrities kill themselves
>"Oh my god, what's going on!"
Will Elisabeth Shue commiting suicide next push you to start a rally?

It was a good day to die.

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Well he did star in wrestle mania for a while so it's plausable

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He once did a really fun TV food show called A Cook's Tour, then later an almost-as-fun one called No Reservations. He also wrote a smartass, funny book about debauchery and insanity in the restaurant business called Kitchen Confidential, and some other cool stuff.

Then he began working for CNN. He got preachy and anti-white and said stupid political shit. He fucked up his marriage to a hot Italian fighter. And then he began dating a faithless roastie, and well, you know the rest.

The Bourdain one is particular. He had the perfect life. But:
>His girlfriend was Asia Argento
>Argento was one of the most vocal accusers of Weinstein
>Weinstein's court appearance is set for July >Weinstein is set to spill a lot of beans >Suddenly Bourdain kills himself

He put the smackdown on Hillary.

Bourdain killed himself because he was a godless degenerate with no real stances on anything good. This isn't a conspiracy, people like Bourdain kill themselves everyday.

So that explains the strange leg injury

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>avicii
>makes music video strongly alluding to pedohpiles in power and trade of children
>a suiciide
blue pilled cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=Xq-knHXSKYY

aviicii was redpilled

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Asia was cheating on Bourdain and pictures were published with her and lover a few days before he an heroed. He was said to have been madly in love with her so much that it worried close friends of his.

They were all killed probably, Avicii made efforts againgst child trafficing, already had that topic worked in in some of his videos earlier, Bourdain as someone already mentioned was fed up and ready to spill the beans, don't know about the girl exactly though.

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He should've just went on a cuck rampage and shoot everyone

He's going to come back to finish her off soon.

Bourdain was apparently okay with being cucked. Judging by the suicide, I guess not that much.

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Amazing vid but that song was released in 2015

Bourdain was in on it. He said he would definitely eat human and had a trepanning tool collection (literal drills for human skulls). He was connected to the spirit cooking

seppuku is for the samurai and kikes are definitely not.

>if he wins we all hang

trump train

kek

Pretty liberal use of the term celebrity mate

Next one to die will be Robert de Niro

>see background... I..

She went on G norton show, this is so fucken creepy to me.

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NEVER EVER

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wHY DOESN'T mCcAIN OR rOMNEY OR OTHER FAILED CANDIDATES EVER APPEAR ON TALK SHOWS? iT'S ONLY hILLARY AND aL gORE THAT DID THIS.

A depressed 61 year old man with back problems got time to do train his body to have six pack.
Why would a depressed man that is about to kill himself work out?

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Just watching excerpts now on purgetube, she was shilling "her" craptastic book. Told some ok jokes about meany Drumpfs! for someone who worships satan i guess.

>all his travel/food shows cut away as soon as he would spit out every single bite of food he ever took, with a disgusted look on his face
I bet you think the supermodel in the hamburger commercial is really eating the burger too

Exercise helps with depression but it is not a cure.

The realization of what they've done...

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I'll just keep memeing suicide, unfortunate that it happens but the more it happens the more people think something is wrong.

What depression? You could pin 10 different reasons for depression to Anthony Bourdain. So what was he depressed about and why didn't he write a goodbye letter? He was a writer.

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I had a dream about her last night, basically outline of the dream was she was involved in the murder of a young man who had been drugged and murdered, He had his throat cut, There was another woman Long dark hair, who owned a hotel with her husband who orchestrated the murder and a third woman who was being made to harvest the organs or something from the body of the murdered man. A lacky a lower down the pecking order but used in rituals. I don't have a visual description of her, The man put up a fight and spoke about having a sister. He had been kidnapped from the hotel lobby and moved up to one of the rooms to be finished off, They had made mistakes though and there is evidence out there. They know the law is after them and it is only a matter of time. There was another woman in the dream who was involved in some type of ritual, Here the dream becomes more symbolic, The lacky organ harvester woman is used to take part in a ritual overseen by an older grey haired woman, It involves trees. A long row.

You can take this with a pinch of salt but I have had prophetic dream before, Had one ten years ago about a man who wore a long dark coat with flicky light coloured hair, a frog suddenly dropped out of the sky.

This dream had a past quality to it not future as if this has already happened and the man who was murdered was trying to get a message out to his sister.

Have also had dreams of the dead and know they have passed over before It is confirmed they have died. I felt the one woman in the hotel was Katy Perry, Not the long haired one, or the one that did the organ harvesting but she was involved and a close friend of the hotel owner

He was an ex-heroin addict who struggled with life, his endoctrine system might have been completely fucked up or he was just fed up with life. In the face of all these celebrity suicides it should be obvious that it's possible to have a mental illness despite being very successful.

Writing is an ego thing, in the deepest depths of depression that thing gets kinda cancelled out. If you have no desires in this world anymore, you don't feel the need to share anything with it.

This

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More like cocaine. Heroine kills you, cocaine not.

Digits say yes!

Or it could just be that she is a fat, out of shape drunkard.

He didnt write a goodbye letter for the dame reason he ended his life with a with the belt of a bathrobe: it was accidental death by autoerotic asphyxiation. Now that he is a martyr for the muh depression and suicide social media trend, noone will admit it. Its just business

This would've been far more entertaining. Think how liberals--who adored Bourdain--would have handled such a situation.

Never trust a roastie. Especially not a 40something, pseudo-famous, attention whore, militant roastie.

Kill yourself paki.

Tell that to Len Bias.

Especially never trust a roastie with your heart. Silly man. My great-grandmother would've shaken her head and opined, "no fool like an old fool."

The worst thing about depression is you don't have the energy to even communicate a lot of the time, and it saps creativity. Which then makes you more depressed.

Excellent post

He did both actually plus he was a bit of a drunk
He had episodes of suicidal ideation his whole life
Fundamentally, though he disliked the following fact a great deal, he was a smart, neurotic Jew with mental issues

That's weird I thought she would be next too, have we already been prepared for this?

>And for the record I'm going to say "suicide" via pills

>madly in love
I wish I knew what love is

Could be. Somehow I don't think so though. Not sure why. I think he was too smart to make a mistake like that and also, he wasn't really known for being a kinkster. Plus he had always had issues w/depression and joked about hanging himself before etc.

I know it when I see it (or feel it) but it often leads to pain. Too often.

Len Bias was a basketball player on hamburger diet. Cocaine is the kind of food that will probably kill you later than non-stop coca cola and burger.

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You’re really going to try to say you can’t OD on charlie?

Literally whos?