Why don't Millennials want to work when now's a great time to get a job?

When I was their age, $8 was a lot of money for a job right out of college. I can't find enough workers to fill my job openings.

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>I can't find enough workers to fill my job openings.
learn supply and demand and raise your wages then faggot

Try to follow inflation then gramps

>$8 and hour
>bachelor's degree required

Gee, wonder why no one is applying

They'll probably just turn it into an unpaid internship.

100% this

Just go in, look the manager firmly in the eye and give him a steady handshake xDD

>have a 40 min interview
>we will call you
:(

>employer surprised they can't fill a position requiring a BA with a $8/h pay rate

is OP trolling or are employers this retarded.

when the job market is tight you raise wages and lower standards. if they want to fill that position they would have to raise their pay, and lower the standards for filling the position. As long as they want to pay a slave wage to someone with a BA they'll never fill the position.

THOSE FAGGOTS IN CORPORATE WON'T PAY ME 100,000,000 a year. I may as well be a fucking bum!

All the jobs I apply to have like 100 other applicants. People are applying.It's the hiring managers that are picky as hell (90% women).

this happened to me yeasterday

Fuck off. Sage.

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Retarded argument.

Some college students are coming out of university $60,000 or more in debt, and you think they're going to want a job they are severely overqualified for where they're paid $8 an hour?

Come on now, it's basic fucking supply and demand, if no one is applying for your job, raise the wage or lower the requirements

>you need a degree worth tens of thousands of dollars to be qualified to work minimum wage
dumb

>temporary workers

This is how you know this is bullshit. Companies just don't want to pay for benefits. There are plenty of people that need jobs.

News articles like this are shills for mass immigration. They don't want to raise wages so they publish articles like this to make the public think that we "need" workers. We don't.

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>requires a degree and bilingual applicants for an 8 dollar an hour job

Found the fucking problem. That's about half what you should offering for that job. That is fast food worker wages

>believing in free markets

This. It is why the tech industry screams they need h1b visas for pooloos.

>Puerto Rico

nigger fuck off back to your shithole

All the jobs in my area are like this. There was a part time on call job I saw the other day that required an associates, a state certification and had a huge list of duties. All for 7.80/hr

Women in HR have fucking ruined the job market.

>could my renumeration not be enough
>No, it's the entire younger generation that are wrong

kys boomer for ruining society, nobody wants to work your shitty soulsucking job

Most millenials feel like they're owed something
>I fell for the "You-Need-a-Degree" meme
>Why aren't I starting at $80,000 a year?!\
Something along those lines

this.

There's no shortage of workers. We have plenty. There is a shortage of people willing to work a shit job for shit pay.

you might, in theory, be able to get a job and even be successful at it HOWEVER... you couldn't make enough money to afford a place to stay, food to eat and transport to this theoretical job in the first place.....so the whole thing is fucking whack, man.

>Can't fill my job opening that requires 5 years prior experience
There are some easy to get work here in Sweden that few seem to know about though, just contact a construction firm and ask if they need another guy who helps clean up and fetch tools for the workers. It pays 100sek/hour (1.15$/hour). You could also start an apprenticeship to become some sort of tradesman.

This is why I'm NEET. The pay is way better

Good morning I hate boomers. Sage.

Fully bilingual is a stretch too. Expecting a immigrant to have a BA. Because almost no-one gets a BA alongside a second language.

Betcha they're not selecting necessarily for qualifications or experience, but for the Chaddest men.

>Must have 7 college degrees
>must have 45 millenia of experience
>Pays $8/hr
>I wonder why no one applies

Are you actually retarded or just a troll?

>boomers mad that it is becoming a seekers market for the first time since they entered the job market

>why aren't these lazy kids working at slave labor prices?
>that 42 year-old Guatemalan illegal with eight kids was more than happy to flip hamburgers
>hmm, I guess I have no choice but to import more brown scab labor
>Safety nets? A living wage? A functioning society? The future? But how will I stuff my fat boomer face and go on cruises if I worry about all that?

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lol
I would rather flip Burgers than be an HR faggot for 8 bucks an hour, full time and temporary. Get rekted Boomers, go and hire Pedro who can barely read let alone speak english

I make $20 an hour in college, which is paced with inflation from boomer times. I also work double time as well. It's still not as cheap as it used to be. I don't blame my peers for being reluctant to work. It's pocket change.

Lol I make more than my human resources assistant manager? That's not believable at all.

I wish the Boomers in charge of my airline would hire competent white people for jobs other than pilot.

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>College student just home for the summer
>Apply to work at local Wegman's
>There is one single HR woman who handles all applications and interviews at a branch that employs a hundred people
>Brilliant
>Call multiple times a day for a week, always goes to voicemail
>Never returns my myriad of voicemails
>Go there in person numerous times and be told I can't see her in person and that it must be done over the phone
Back to part time IT work for boomers I guess

>minimum wage wor-

Wow $8/hr with a degree.. I make $14/hr and I never went to college

Entry level jobs all require 5 years of experience. What a crock of shit. Lazy boomers just don't want to train anyone if they can hire a poo for the same rate.

Wtf I love onions boys now

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I think that's because they dont want to spend money paying double to those that give the training plus the drug tests and shot. Greed begets greed.

>Come on now, it's basic fucking supply and demand, if no one is applying for your job, raise the wage or lower the requirements
Everyone wants to retire at 45 though so that ain't happening

Stop hiring illegal immigrants and wage slaves to fill positions that belong to real Americans, Gramps

Holy shit!
>Millenials are all niggers!
The solution is to stop importing cheap skilled labor. Period.
Why the fuck would any sane employer hire an American at their average salary compared to skilled import labor?
>It's not the Millenial's fault. It's not the employers fault either when choosing the right thing for their business (comes down to money in the end to stay in business).

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B-but how will I retain employees in shit jobs with poor working conditions for 15 plus years?

If HR gets culled it'll start with grocery store and superstore chains. Margins are razor-thin and they hate turnover due to training expense, which can be squarely pinned on HR for not doing their job properly.

ShartMart already culled a lot of their HR staff. It's only a matter of time.

100000% this
>claim you can't find skilled workers because you only get 10 suitable applications per job
>don't raise wages
>whine about it to the chancelor
>she open's the borders
>happymerchant.jpg

Exactly, this is a much smarter way to increase the wage of low earning workers rather than just trying to increase the minimum wage.

i'm trolling, but the images there are two separate things i've found recently that seem to obviously relate. the indeed posting was an actual job posting i saw about a month ago.

only for germans

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>THOSE FAGGOTS IN CORPORATE WON"T PAY ME ENOUGH TO EAT TWICE A DAY
ftfy

90% of jobs in my area have most of these in the posting
>part-time
>temporary
>under $10/hr
>3-5 years experience for entry level
>no benefits (vacation days, insurance, etc)

its easier to get government money and they pay better

>Temporary Position
>Need some bullshit degree to sit behind a desk
>$8 per hour
>No overtime
>Entry level position, must have 5 years experience.
>Full page on Equal Opportunity Employer (read no White males bother applying)
OMG, why don't anyone apply for this opening?

>temporary position
>zero contract hours
>maternity cover
>no fixed pay rate or duties
>for up to three months (actual time discretionary)
Gee, I wonder why nobody is snaping our hands off for this piece of shit pocketmoney job. No, I don't know how a new worker is supposed to plan for the future, that's not my problem, my core demographic is retired assholes with a fixed, relatively large income, and they will never die out or anything.

I never thought I'd type this, but: I wouldn't be 20 again. I finally bought my own place, and have "5 years+" experience in all manner of jobs, so this bullshit isn't effecting me. But if I had to start out again, I'd be so fucked it wouldn't be funny.

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don't forget fully bilingual

here's the posting btw

indeed.com/cmp/SOS/jobs/Asistente-De-Recurso-Humano-69c274c55563a403?vjs=3

This right here.
Raise my fucking wages. I'm fucking sick of working and I have half a mind to burn the damn business down for not paying me a fair wage. I shouldn't have to fucking beg for a damn raise as a worker of my caliber. We're making more money than ever and I can't tell you where it all goes. Probably to faggot shareholders looking to maximize profits for their own useless selves.

That's what I got during my high school years. aka 3 years ago

>i'm trolling

Never would have guessed. Also I notice you picked a temp job listing in Puerto Rico. Do you think this is a fair representation of the actual United States?

ITT a bunch of lazy pieces of shit try to justify why they are NEETS and blame their failure at life on their grandparents.

>full time BA job
>8$/h
jesus fuck dude is this normal in USA ?
i thought all your wages were 5/4 of ours and all your prices 3/4 of ours but this is absurd.

Haggle for a higher starting wage and benefits or quit.

It's that way in white countries, but China is accepting talented white males into their industries like nobody's business. They pay better too.

t. unemployed for 2 years before I realized entry level work existed elsewhere. Now I make rudimentary AI in China.

And now you know why the corporate owned DNC has been ruthlessly shilling for open borders.

8$=6,82€

jeez. its even under the ridiculous german minimum wage. but at least we have healthcare and other social shit

>working in hr

>TFW got a summer job just cuz I knew a guy £7.50 an hour

>waaaah, I'm shit with money.

If you think the shareholders are rolling in dough you should have been investing in stock instead of paying for your blacked.com subscription.

Another entitled piece of shit.

>PR isn't the actual United States

okay. i picked this posting because i oversaw it while looking for jobs in PR because i'm... actually from the united states and can live there without a visa because it's... actually the united states.

Tell me more about these overseas opportunities. It's fairly evident that we're no longer welcome here to work.

also why would you list 'bilingual' as a job requirement ? .you need to know at least 2 languages to even finish school .(was 3 languages in mine because our school made a deal with army intelligence to get us good roles if we all learn arabic).
i dont think i know anyone who dosnt speak at least 2 languages and most people i know speak 3. (i speak 4)

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I love it how employers waste your fucking time even when they know they are not hiring you.

but you can literally earn 80k starting if you get the right degree. dont lump all degrees together in an attempt to attack education as a whole. theres absolutely nothing wrong with going to college to get real skills. the world needs engineers and scientists, after all

passing a few language classes != fluently work-functional

dumbass boomer detected. how can you invest if you make 8 dollars an hour and you can barely afford to survive?

They are just that: opportunities. If you want an entry level tech job that pays about 3x as much as the US, start a few personal projects and put 2-3 weeks into them, do reference guides frequently. Apply in China to 7-10 jobs offering 70k+. You now have a career in a country that still welcomes white males. Bonus: you work wit fellow white males, unlike working in US tech.

If already established, look for Chinese jobs that pay no lower than double your current salary. Avoid the megacities.

The visa (Z at first) requires that you not be super unhealthy or a severe criminal. There is also virgin tradwife material everywhere: IVF white eggs if tradcon.

>Experience for 8$/h
Fucking hell

>work as a cashier for a hardware store
>14.25CAD/hr starting
>19 years old and going to university

I'll tell you exactly why. Lazy fucks don't want to work retail. They have this fear of being some boomer trapped in a clerks 2 type job for their entire life and want their starting job to be something akin to TV shows like Silicon Valley and BBT.

Yes, my job is boring at times and I sure as shit don't want to be working here after university but people are so tunnel visioned into thinking that they need to work at Google or they're failures.

Actions speak louder than words. Post some applications for jobs outside megacities that pay 80k starting entrylevel before commission.

This

Old fart here, I was making $8 1/2 an hour working in a warehouse in the fucking 90s. A millenial will go bankrupt commuting to work on that now.

But user, a rise in labor costs is anti-business :^)

>also why would you list 'bilingual' as a job requirement ?

Because it's in Puerto Rico. Try to keep up, Moshe.

I think the term "United States" rather implies "states" Unless I slept through it, Puerto Rico isn't a state.

Puerto Rico is essentially a giant favella with a few nice beaches and a military base. In fact it's obvious you're still fucking trolling because if you're unemployed and unemployable now it's highly doubtful that you're considering moving to Puerto Rico for a temp job doing whatever it is you're pretending to do for work.

Likely you found this on some commie social media site and are passing it along to feel smug and you can tell your mom that you're not going to get a job because they all want 2 years experience, bilingual, and only pay 8$ an hour

>human resources or marketing
>degree
nah senpai a degree would be something like electric engineering , physics ,chemistry ,statistics.
>(((human resources)))
is not a degree its a scam.everything the PR department of a company does can be done by 1 person+ everything else automated.
i work in a 10K+ employee company and literally everyone including my department's boss agrees 90% of what they do is cause problems and delays to make it seem like they work and justify their existence.

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That's below minimum wage.

>$8 an hour
Jesus christ who the fuck would work for that?

>5 years of experience and master's degree for 8$ an hour
>or just trade crypto 30 minutes every morning
Even in this bear market I'm still making more than fucking 8$ an hour.

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Also important, look at the jobs widgets at the companies who do business in your field. Job site postings are usually from recruiters who skim over 10%. Companies worth working for have an English site.

Good luck user, we need more low onion white males here.

>There is a shortage of people willing to work a shit job for shit pay*
*in this country. The intent is for a worker in London to be forced to accept the same wage as one in Mogadishu.

>how can you invest

By living within your means. What do you do for work, friend?

Jobs =/= good jobs

You got to realize, you have a generation that got into a totally fucked economy and are now stuck using base level jobs in varying fields trying to earn a livable wage while approaching their late 20's and early 30's.

Also, it doesn't fucking help that you have many small town or small business owning boomers who treat workers like they're fucking niggers.

Berries go up?

This is a job application in America

>chyna
not even once.

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Not just a Bachelor's. You need to be fluent in Spic, too.

Bingo. There's no shortage of workers, but there is a shortage of workers willing to work for $8/hour, especially when the currency is almost worthless.

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And fuck, I just realized I replied to a shilling slide thread -_-