Just a friendly reminder that pic related is pretty much what Jesus looked like.
Just a friendly reminder that pic related is pretty much what Jesus looked like
Colton Cox
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Luke Cox
He was a communist jew
Luke Wilson
This is what a random Levantine looked like circa 3 B.C. My Lebanese friend's dad almost looks exactly like this. It's not a picture of Jesus, it's a picture of the prototypical "some guy"
Henry Flores
How do they know that's what he looked like, if he ascended and his body isn't on earth?
Christian Taylor
Wrong. This was built using bleeding edge 3DCG techniques and based on the bones of Jesus. This is 100% what Jesus' face looked.
Dylan Campbell
Proof?
Cameron Walker
Bentley Turner
Thanks for the reminder
Sage
Connor Williams
A friendly reminder that ancient near Easterners are NOTHING even close to the middle Easterners today. Also that is just speculation as all ancient drawings of Jesus was lighter in skin tone
Juan Ortiz
You hear this a lot: "A thread died for this." While accurate, this phrase generally carries no weight. But just this once, if you would do me a favor and hear me out, it would do all of us a lot of good.
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So you hopped online, carved out this uninspired chicken scratch, probably failed the captcha once for every strand of peach fuzz on your half-empty sack, and clicked Submit.
At that moment, a thread died. A thread that could have been bumped. A thread that could have been resurrected with content, or valuable discourse between its denizens. Hell, it could've even been bumped for absolutely no reason. And that would've been okay. Because, had it survived, a few more seconds could have been spent without having had your abortion of a post been born in this world.
Logan Long
We don't have the bones of Jesus, dipshit.
Christian Mitchell
i knew jews were ugly but that ugly? no way. jews must be behind this jewy jewing;
Justin Nelson
You know that carbon dating places the shroud of turin between 1260 and 1390 b.c, right? It's a hoax.
Michael Collins
*A.D, not B.C
Lucas Long
Yeah, it's a rough estimate but close enough.
Jason Perez
Looks Welsh
Joseph Davis
unironically this
Tyler Martin
Everyone say hi to Humperdoo!
Colton Morris
en.wikipedia.org
>The Holy Prepuce, or Holy Foreskin (Latin præputium or prepucium), is one of several relics attributed to Jesus, a product of the circumcision of Jesus. At various points in history, a number of churches in Europe have claimed to possess Jesus foreskin, sometimes at the same time. Various miraculous powers have been ascribed to it.
biblehub.com
>On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus
en.wikipedia.org
>Jewish religious male circumcision ceremony performed by a mohel ("circumciser") on the eighth day of the infant's life.
Ethan Young
Jesus was "some guy".
It's even stated in the gospels that he could easily make himself lost in the crowd.
Luke Richardson
Nah.
Gavin Walker
Yeah it was patched by monks, but the original cloth is dated to be accurate to around the time Jesus passed away
Kevin Clark
No it isn't.
Jayden Bailey
Jesus probably looked something between a Shepardic Jew and a Palestinian.
Julian Moore
This.
Some scripture mentions he wasn't desirable, hinting that he wasn't physically attractive.
William Morgan
It was also saved from a fire and smoke contains carbon. :)
Christian James
Yes, it is. There was a fire in the monastery were it was being kept in France I think, in the 13th century or whatever. They sewed and patched up the shroud in some places. You can look this shit up, its public knowledge you brainlet. When they carbon dated it originally they tested the patch that was put there in the 13th century, but later retested a different sample and found it was from 1800-2000 years ago.
Also experts said that to recreate the shroud as a hoax (even in the 13th century) would have been near impossible to do considering the image on the shroud in an actual photograph. That is to say, a negative image of what was in the shroud before 12 trillion volts shot through it to make that image you see.
Watch a documentary on it before you make up your mind on it. Even if you don't believe in Jesus or Christianity its a pretty interesting story.
Brayden Roberts
jesus was a neet
30+ virgin, never had a job, never had a girl, go white-knight a prostitute
if the stories were passed on nowadays he would surely wears a fedora and have some anime waifu pillow
Isaac Nguyen
Friendly reminder - There is no proof he existed