Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Mission failed we'll get em next time Edition

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>news
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article177610900/Falschmeldung-Reuters-zieht-Eilmeldung-zum-Bruch-des-Unionsbuendnisses-zurueck.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article177612996/Daniel-Guenther-zum-Asylstreit-Ministerpraesident-warnt-vor-CSU-Plan.html
spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/fluechtlinge-bundestag-beschliesst-gesetz-zu-familiennachzug-a-1213190.html


>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=WypJDzyZU_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=eG3TAvZvocI
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To
youtube.com/watch?v=RHmz7-xmFOY

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=BcgNvSoFY4k

Attached: DfurUo4WkAA5Cvi.jpg (1048x1048, 70K)

Other urls found in this thread:

merkur.de/lokales/muenchen/neuhausen-nymphenburg-ort43338/messer-attacke-in-muenchen-frau-erstochen-taeter-auf-flucht-9955845.html
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_der_Nationen_und_der_Freiheit
zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2018-06/jutta-cordt-bamf-leiterin-entlassung-horst-seehofer
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

merkel current status?

Will be turned into a Bauernopfer soon I'd say ... the (((agenda))) needs another figurehead.

Attached: merkel.jpg (1180x842, 525K)

>Mission failed

Attached: 34893271_1989729177735614_827116942073528320_n.jpg (640x616, 85K)

periodic reminder that you have to reinstitute EK! and RK!

Attached: EK.jpg (600x600, 109K)

Attached: this_does_törni_me_on.jpg (640x905, 84K)

Lion King on the loose
merkur.de/lokales/muenchen/neuhausen-nymphenburg-ort43338/messer-attacke-in-muenchen-frau-erstochen-taeter-auf-flucht-9955845.html

Attached: IMG_20180615_194155.png (1080x805, 800K)

HAPPENING

Attached: Unbenannt.png (906x920, 830K)

And what now?

Attached: wat_nou.jpg (232x217, 10K)

Bump

Attached: 1518611060208.png (1024x671, 1.05M)

Bump my friend, bump.

>Lion King caught
wew, that was fast

Attached: IMG_20180615_203841.png (1080x1348, 706K)

Nothing

Attached: shrug.gif (245x245, 701K)

Bump

Attached: 1473940879382.jpg (768x1024, 178K)

Attached: just_passing_by.gif (413x313, 500K)

They don't have any left
Krampfbauer will not be accepted
Nahles will be hung by their own party
No matter who they install, the Merkel muss weg screamers will go for XY muss weg. Nothing will change till the last "refugee" if with or without paper to stay legally in the country is dead or gone

I like ddr arcitechture.

when did they pixeled it
lol

Attached: 1529084607898.png (1080x805, 825K)

Hitler, dude!
What new?

EK2 - 100 shitskins
EK1 - 300 shitskins and 50 kikes
RK - 1000 shitskins and 200 kikes and 1 rothschild
RK mit Eichenlaub - 2000 shitskins, 1000 kikes and 10 rothschilds
RK mit Eichenlaub und Schwertern - 3000 shitskins, 2000 kikes and half the rotschild family
RK mit Eichenlaub, Schwertern und Brillanten - 5000 shitskins 3000 kikes and the whole rotschild family
RK mit Goldenem Eichenlaub, Schwertern und Brillanten - 8000 shitskins, 5000 kikes, rotschilds all of them and nuked the Tel Aviv
Großkreuz des Eisernen Kreuzes - single handedly and armed only with dagger cleared entire German city

don't fall for it

Attached: home.jpg (900x318, 70K)

too late, not enough
all gone or Putsch

good bait, but since you never lived in one, meh

you're a retard.

>single handedly and armed only with dagger cleared entire German city

Attached: panzerschoko.png (661x359, 456K)

That’s actually beautiful.

oh yeah, baby! eating those like candy by the end, I'd guess :D

No it's not
I used to grow up in one

Attached: 1526249263122.gif (500x280, 375K)

Could be worse...

Ok by now the level of shitposting in here is really getting out of hand. Honour the fresh bread that user has baked for us, guys!

Attached: the_eternal_Australian.png (1000x1413, 728K)

>RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!!

Attached: remove_and_turk.png (641x497, 332K)

Dresden bombing: good or bad?

Attached: 1529012656610.gif (400x223, 1.71M)

Because caught suspects have Persönlichkeitsrechte, suspects on the run don't

Attached: 1524705769445-pol.jpg (461x283, 299K)

SS, he's baiting and shitposting - recent addition to Kraut/pol/ trolling kampfgruppe. this one is benign

chasing rabbits

Attached: krlaoxaopd21jtqnajao.gif (636x351, 1.31M)

Yeah because when there is a retard, then there is you protecting him, making him feel right at home.
I AM LOOKING AT YOU, FINNTARD.
Fucking hell, pull yourself together, today is a happening-day.

:D

Really?! This sounds weird ... ok, Fahndung und so ...

Attached: wabbit.png (248x459, 249K)

Yeah, just swallow it down with some Jamaica Rum Verschnitt

Attached: Feiner-Jamaica-Rum-Verschnitt-von-Friedrich-Wüst-Rarität.jpg (267x400, 26K)

It’s actually incredibly easy to synthesise pervitin.

slight correction
>rip and feed you your guts
I like refinement even in rage!

Attached: hannibal4.gif (500x276, 1000K)

BAD

Most finns live in them. Comfy and easy.

shiiiiiiit XD

Attached: apes-1.nocrop.w670.h255.2x.gif (600x255, 1.7M)

>happening-day

I actually lost track of the developments about CDU/CSU ... my feeling so far was that Seehofer is just pulling off a big show of hot air.

Attached: to_bingo_or_not_to_bingo.jpg (540x303, 35K)

wer hat sich bitte zu früh gefreut lol. glaubt doch keiner im ernst dass die freiwillig zurücktritt. manche leute sind echt dumm wie steine

>Jamaica Rum
I like your style! though would prefer cuban.

it's not that bad when you have no shitskins like here

>HAPPENING

Attached: Classy-Laugh-Out-Loud-Facepalm-Reaction-Gif.gif (160x160, 445K)

Assburger :—DDD

Yeah

>please_abstain_from_any_further_unqualified_comments.gif

Indeed! We are not savages after all...

What is the chemical 'starting point' again? I'd like to have ... options in case of societal collapse.

Attached: frog_transformation.jpg (3072x2048, 677K)

>Hasenjagd
pic related
weird but okay. Coulters law was nevertheless proven correct again

Attached: 0821c76678023e84825f64a072566e94bf92ed883278e79e317108d9eb234967.jpg (977x644, 133K)

why is your england flag blue?

He fired the BAMF-boss just now.
Newspaper are on full alert that the "Merkel-Dämmerung" is happening. Merkel delayed the final say for two weeks so she can talk big in front of her EU buddies on the EU Gipfel.

I envy you, seriously

Attached: 1527825243966.jpg (960x960, 75K)

Nice try interpol. Just look at the chemical, the synthesis is obvious.

Is firing the BAMF boss a 'shoot the messenger' scenario or is there a potential replacement with a different agenda? Starting to ponder what Seehofer did discuss with Kurz ... now disregarding that it will most likely still be a too moderate response they are cooking up but ok, let's see how this plays out.

Can you please shut the fuck up?

Come on, now. I said "please"

Attached: hallo_verfassungsschutz.jpg (256x256, 20K)

uhm... yes... just AFTER Jow Forums, that's how it was, officer! true story!

Attached: spurdo boker pace.png (514x352, 32K)

>Merkel-Dämmerung
This how a Merkel-Dämmung looks like

Attached: Einmauerung.jpg (1200x1702, 579K)

But who? Seehofer?

*Dämmerung
>t. Phoneposting

oh I DO like your style!!!

>You should have seen the beauty of it...

I sometimes do wonder how far circumstances could push me ...

Attached: I_have_seen_the_beauty_of_it.jpg (1920x1080, 131K)

I don't care for your shitty specifics of what you think it should look like, this woman just needs to fall from her grace.

>Merkel-Dämmung

Nonono, you got that quite correct :DD
Agenda 21 mal anders...

Attached: stein_um_stein.jpg (194x259, 12K)

in words of dr Jewrdain Peterstein
>I've been to my bottom of the ocean
>I've seen my monsters
>and... they're beautiful!

That is not very nicely said.

It’s a very simple chemical.

What do you guys think about this Artikel 11 and 13 stuff on pr0gramm, Twitter and Youtube? And why is the AfD supporting it (part of far right EU party)?

Attached: 01fc41fd760cb422.png (1052x3044, 1.04M)

your butthurt and prickly behaviour starts to become a bit tiresome. but carry on...

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_der_Nationen_und_der_Freiheit

recipe or STFU

can someone explain to me why the left are so retarded
I do not get it
XDDDDD

Attached: ebba7bc773.jpg (966x964, 248K)

There was a time when we spat on LARPFlaggers like you.

>And why is the AfD supporting it (part of far right EU party)?
The AfD got 1. ONE seat in the EU parliament

Attached: 4545425425.gif (500x257, 979K)

Attached: old.jpg (278x181, 10K)

Technically impossible to enforce. Will target their own propagandist more. It is what happens when Boomers try to write policies for the Internet

Just pretend it is not there ... btw I wonder where the rest of the Stammtisch is currently. I see Sachse and Tay but rest is kinda absent as of late...

Attached: cant-see.jpg (500x396, 36K)

A

what a scam

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Attached: 1529063595243.jpg (4291x3218, 1.82M)

>Königsberg
Kaliningrad am Fenrseh'
That feel when you're seit 1945 totally cucked

Attached: shot-2018-06-15_21-06-05.jpg (3840x2160, 754K)

she definitly has to go
but why so unpolite?

As a sysadmin, I agree. It will be a huge pain in the ass for sure.

The EU is just assblasted that the "ebil populists" are way better at using the internet than the Altparteien.

Attached: 1528643827583.png (380x296, 21K)

Fucking dykes wish they had ever been put upon.

>power of autism

Attached: T4_the_normies.png (1343x533, 102K)

pr0gramm has actually started a meme war btw.

Attached: f349ad73562e4d78.png (1024x576, 1.03M)

Using holocaust symbolism is a big thing for them.

They're organizing on Discord

Attached: 30816da5cc517e39.png (968x1365, 105K)

I don’t think providing it is legal.

>pr0gramm
German 9fag for Fliesentisch owner

Attached: e8i7ko1_500.gif (500x255, 1.78M)

Someone needs to make this into a meme
>the chad as pepe
>the policeman as crying feelsguy

I just want to participate in discussion. Why did it end like this? :(

well then... next logical step flowing from my previous post would be...

sort of happening: Seehofer fires the BAMF head Jutta Cordt. Watch out, Drumpf!
> zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2018-06/jutta-cordt-bamf-leiterin-entlassung-horst-seehofer

As I understand it, they will force the ISPs to enforce it and fine the platform owners for violations. But how the fuck are you gone check like some TB/sec of uploads for copyright infringements if there is not even a source for machine readable copyright protected material.

In the end kikebook, jewtube and so one will be the fucked and the public will blame them for censorship. From a politicians pov it is a good law

Attached: 1528586396758.png (379x497, 124K)

>organizing

Attached: cant take it anymore.gif (300x232, 1.71M)