Kraut/pol/ & AfD General -[Embed] Edition

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>news
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article177610900/Falschmeldung-Reuters-zieht-Eilmeldung-zum-Bruch-des-Unionsbuendnisses-zurueck.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article177612996/Daniel-Guenther-zum-Asylstreit-Ministerpraesident-warnt-vor-CSU-Plan.html

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=WypJDzyZU_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=eG3TAvZvocI
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To
youtube.com/watch?v=RHmz7-xmFOY

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=BcgNvSoFY4k

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA
youtube.com/watch?v=pnqQ6OPde7o
youtube.com/watch?v=6dNjC9FTCx0
twitter.com/AfDBerlin/status/1007727172159787008
youtu.be/yrqJqTRN0YQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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so may it happen AMEN

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Wow, projection at its finest.

It's never the society that split itself or the politicians that led to them being votable, its THE AFDs FAULT
If it wasn't the AfD's fault, they would have to sweep their brooms in front of their own doorstep.

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THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA
>youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA
youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA
>youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA
youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA
>youtube.com/watch?v=r_HKYuVLRwA

ALTE KAMERADEN AUF DEM MARSCH DURCH'S LAND

No.1 human fallacy ... always about the symptoms, never about the cause

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reporting in

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Hey there!

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>"KAMERAADE!"
youtube.com/watch?v=pnqQ6OPde7o

Inshallah

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the Godfather of trolling KEK
youtube.com/watch?v=6dNjC9FTCx0

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Normaler gruß an der A4 Ausfahrt

>Refugees are raping people
>You can't say that!

Hello

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>Digits

Hier das mem.
r8?
Was würdet ihr für einen Text einfügen?

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>when you're in a meme, but you bann them so you have to arrest yourself

*ban

Doing it.

cringe

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too real ?

Just awful

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if you could, would you erase all school memories from your brain?

Even worse when they relativize it with all kinds of arguments just to deny the cultural background (or Godforbid the genetic one!)

No, you don't get memes.
It's try-hard and campy.

Fake and gay

Nah the AfD is just shitposting again

twitter.com/AfDBerlin/status/1007727172159787008

>or god forbid the genetic one
I have the stupid feeling that this really grinds your gears.

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shit meme.
I'm out, good night.

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Is it true that Germans are mostly pussies?

In the US, the only men who are pussies are rich people and college guys because they are indoctrinated by private schools to be scared of their own shadow. Because Euro education is so much better, more standardised by the state, and so much more universalised, does the indoctrination effect just reach the whole country's youth?

o..ok

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Dumping.

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most people are pussies user

Dumping..

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Dumping...

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Dumping last....

I wouldn't say that, or, at least not to a larger or smaller degree than the other parts of the wwest (((EU))) or America.
Politically, we are all cucked.

We are but niggers of modernity, but perhaps we can be the mulattos of what is to come.

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Yeah well fugg ... let you in on a little secret: it gets much much worse after a few beer :)

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germans do tons of sports activites, tons of manual labor. we have a shit ton of home owners here. how often do you hear about migrants attacking german MEN? never, right? and this is even in times when german men are in "pussy mode".

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This is a good meme watch and learn

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good work user

varoufakis?

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Should I dump all of my Picardias?
I could also upload the Gimp file to anonfile, it is really easy to make new meme-balls with ths, and they are HD each time.
All you need to do is put in a image, put it at the right location and the right layer and then put a "alpha to selection"-layer mask on the layer of what you are grafting onto the image.
Any requests?
I can make a meme-ball of anything pretty quickly, right now.

ER STRAFE ES

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HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

remember how the tommies celebrated thatchers death? i bet when mutti dies germany will have the biggest party in the world

I mean, I guess I could take on a few different nationalities or Bundesländer, if you guys like.
Should I just do all 16 Bundesländer?
I guess it doesn't really serve a purpose, though...

How about I make the meme-balls from the different party-logos of German "politicial" (((parites)))?

> jewropean
kek. ;)

More democracy!
less civil rights!

sounds fucking great, i love authoritarian governments without backbone.

>Implying germany still exists at that point

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i never understood the merkel bashing. it's the voters who gave her power. so why would you blame someone who got voted into office? she's basically doing exactly what cdu/csu votes want her to do, otherwise they could have stopped voting for her.

>Wir haben verstanden

kek

just dump it

>we have a shit ton of home owners here
less than 45%

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Okay, it's not that many, though.

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youtu.be/yrqJqTRN0YQ
If anyone wants to troll a Nazi

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mate the americunts are crying about "muh russia, impeach drumpf now" but we have a leader who has literally been breaking german law on a daily basis for about 3 years now

so what. if you want to blame someone, blame cdu/csu voters. they are the ones making this happen. merkel is just someone who executes the agenda.

>ingo
Dipl.Ing. Dennis Ingo Schulz bitte!

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Tits honey, show them

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Merkel abused her power to steal voters away from the SPD and Greens. She ended up losing more voters to the AfD than she gained. Now her party is at the breaking point and it's all downhill from here.

And we hate her not because of her job or whatever, but because she personally attacks people and has the government throw them in jail. She's not any better than Erdogan or Assad.

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>germans do tons of sports activities.
Like Mental Gymnastics?

I mean, look at the Bundestag and the News, fuck polevaulting.
What you don't seem to fucking understand is that a meme puts the joke first and your political ideas secondary, and you shouldn't bore your audience to sleep. make it leave an impression, make it funny.

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Hör mal auf mit deiner antideutschen Propaganda.

This is it for now.
Should I do them for the major German political (((parties)))?

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ah das hier sammelt sich das trottel Volk.


ahahhahah was für ´n Haufen von Flaschen nix kriegt ihr geregelt.
ahahahahahahhahaha

War aus einem anderen Thread, sorry, but I think a little bit of banter is needed.

Heute schon mal an Selbstmord gedacht du dummes Stück Scheiße?

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ah thats why you got 7% and the CDU almost majority?

Strange math they teach in afd lands.

>how often do you hear about migrants attacking german MEN?
Wtf junge geh mal wieder vor die Tür. Deutsche Männer sind die absoluten Weicheier und werden ständig von Abdul verprügelt.

You're the autist that doesn't even know about transparency.

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ne aber wie ich deine Mutter ficken werde Bernd, geh grillen.
Danach kauf ich dir nen Nintendo Switch.

Hat sich nur in den falschen Schützengraben verirrt ...

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wo denn bitte? in berlin? berlin ist nicht deutschland.

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What's the problem with transparency?
I like the images transparent, that way they stay more universal.

Krautchan ist tot. handel damit

Ever been to NRW?

It seems so

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Gibt's diesen Reconquista Germanica discord noch? Finde nur Einladungen, die abgelaufen sind.

no

meme ball background is white, basta!

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Wie gesagt: Einfach mal ein bisschen Zeit draußen verbringen.

Come to discord friend.

Here you go, rude fuck.

I think the real autist here is you.

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mach ich ständig, hier sind nichtmal ausländer aufm dorf. werd jetzt nicht extra in ne stadt fahren um mir das übel anzuschauen.

Wohnste im Osten?

jo, mitten in der pampa, da wo man leicht denken könnte wir leben noch im mittelalter.

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>the genetic one
lol

Find ich gut. Will mittelfristig nen Bauernhof dort erwerben.