Come to Crimea, she says

>Russian MP Poklonskaya invites Trump to visit Crimea
tass.com/politics/1009745
archive.is/bc7Uj
>MOSCOW, June 15. /TASS/. Russian lawmaker and former Prosecutor of Crimea Natalya Poklonskaya has invited US President Donald Trump to visit the Black Sea Peninsula.

>Earlier, US media reports said citing sources that Trump told G7 leaders at a summit in Canada’s Quebec that "Crimea is part of Russia because everyone there speaks Russian." The White House has neither confirmed nor denied the report.

>"It turns out that US politicians are far away from their President Donald Trump and the generally recognized principles of law and justice," Poklonskaya said, according to her press service.

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>"Today they are afraid of commenting on their president’s statement about Crimea, namely that Crimea is Russia’s territory. This is an obvious thing and making a sensation or pretending to be deaf and mute is the reaction of cowards," the MP noted.
This MP has got some fire, that's for sure

Can you imagine the memes that would come forth from a meeting between two memes?

It's a short article and Trump saying Crimea is part of Russia at the G7 comes from Buzzfeed
>According to the BuzzFeed news website, during the dinner Trump reportedly asked why the G7 leaders were siding with Ukraine. The US president said that "Ukraine is one of the most corrupt countries in the world," the source said.

you know damn right
I'm hoping this catches on and becomes reality, like so many things...

/mummy/ and /daddy/

>"We invite US President Donald Trump to visit Crimea where he would make sure that his statement was right," Poklonskaya stressed. According to the lawmaker, after this trip Trump "would show the whole world that he is an independent and decent politician and the first person in America who knows what the words "democracy," "justice" and "courage" mean."
She had me at Здpaвcтвyйтe
Also this thread is for post best/favorite Natalyas

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Does she lurk Jow Forums?
inb4
>I can only get so erect

>tfw mummy gets smashed by trump

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incredible timeline, fucking mind blown

I can hear Melania telling him she's going in 5 different languages
really fast

Last part of article from Tass
>Crimea and Sevastopol adopted declarations of independence on March 11, 2014. They held a referendum on March 16, 2014, in which 96.77% of Crimeans and 95.6% of Sevastopol voters chose to secede from Ukraine and join Russia. The Russian president signed the reunification deals on March 18, 2014. Despite the convincing results of the referendum, Kiev refused to recognize Crimea as part of Russia.

here's the archive of Buzzfeed article for reference on how this got started
I'd like to know how it came to Natalya's attn. personally
archive.is/l9TKF
>Trump Told G7 Leaders That Crimea Is Russian Because Everyone Speaks Russian In Crimea
I guess they were trying to make him look bad but she took a liking to it

ok heres some backstory from RT
>On Friday, Interfax reported that the press secretary of the US Embassy in Moscow commented on the news by saying that the official position of the US is that Crimea is part of Ukraine and that the US sanctions imposed on Russia over its reunification with the Crimean Republic would remain in place until Russia returns control of the peninsula to Ukraine.
rt.com/politics/429876-state-duma-trump-crimea/
archive taking too long

german and russian genes. no problem.

>that would come forth from a meeting between two memes?
You just unveiled an urugreat prophecy. May the triforce bless you.

Anime will become real.

>mom will never personally invite you to visit her
>why even live

bump

I'm ok with that in this case

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must endeavor to persevere

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I don't really understand the anime's of Mommy.
She is utter perfection in the flesh.

*Mummy

she is getting droopey face

She fights for glory.
>youtube.com/watch?v=TBKN7_vx2xo
Kawaii desu, minasan.

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Yeah that tends to happen as people get older. The collagen in your skin begins to break down, and it loses it's elasticity, causing the sagging.

>Trump divorces Melania after all
>Proceeds to marry Best Girl on the entire fucking planet

Make it so.

It would be too cute.

half of it is that language
have to make a scrunched up face half the words
almost a sneer

didn't Jr. get separated or divorced?

I sure do luv mummy.

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>she will never invite you over to visit her

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I'll tell you retards why what Trump said is dangerous.

1. China
Taiwanese speak Chinese

2. Russia
bunch of foremer russia speak russian

etc

thanks for participating

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How do we get Trump to actually do this?

I'd give her babies.

let's be honest, you were just looking for any excuse to make a thread about your waifu, faggot
sage

Metzicho speakah spinache. Spain own mechichi

I'll only come to make her cum

You know that side of her face is slightly paralyzed right?

>Natalya Poklonskay
she's cute. will she get naked with Trump?

this is my first thread since a FISA abuse one way back in January I think.
I can't lie, it was a pleasure to make it
meme you ass off user it is the way
spam story to twatter (I don't have one) and raise Natalya awareness
Crimea is Russian

If Trump visits she might actually wear a MAGA hat.
Hnnnnnnnnnngggggg...

well its happened once already this week

MOMMI GIV MILKIES!!!

Is there a high res version of this?

Almost definitely they will bump uglies.

Yes, and Spain owns central and south america then, you idiot

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here ya go

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whoops

he needs another kid or two to make it a hundred year dynasty

mummy :3

DELET!

Those eyes. She could melt steel with that look.

crimea is ukranian clay. if u say els you are ruski bot.

Dear God please make it happen.

jet fueled laser beams
an event like no other, user

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didn't know, I thought it was the way that language makes your mouth shaped that did it
mouth shaped
mouth
mmmmmmmmmmmm

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Like to visit her Black Sea Peninsula.

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>buzzfeed
so in other words a complete work of fiction, but I wouldn't doubt Trump wants to descalate the Ukraine/Russia problem by getting everybody to admit it's hopeless at this point to try and get back Crimea. Trump is all about this shit is already done, move on already. Given the chance Trump will squeeze all the money he can out of Russia through negotiations to end the conflict. I bet he's been wanting to do it since the beginning of his presidency but the Democrat witch hunt prevents this for the reasons of optics.

Sarah Sanders responded to a question about this saying she wouldn't comment on a conversation she wasn't a part of
Yes, Buzzfeed steaming pile of garbage
>reasons of optics
I understand your point, but the next OIG report to come out will be about the Russian Witch Hunt so maybe things will change soon and he can go meet up with Mummy, flip off Ukraine, and restore peace and harmony to Crimea?
SHE INVITED HIM HE HAS TO GO!!!
the next OIG report is about the Russia Investigation

No, that is correct, however, Ukraine is Russian clay.

fine business right there

It's mummy dump time.
>tfw Trump, Kim, and Natalya form a triumverate and conquer the world between them in the name of memes

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Crimea doesn't sound like the kind of place where you can keep your doors unlocked.

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Mummy is for birthing hips

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lol

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Well that's me done. I'm all out of my mummy pics

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>visit Crimea

Soon Ukrainians will catch her and put her in jail and rape for treason. Give it another year.

>crimea is ukranian clay. if u say els you are ruski bot.
IT NEVER WAS.
In 1954 it was given as a freaky gift by Nikita Khrushchev to the Government of Ukraine.
CRIMEA never ever was Ukrainian clay.
Learn your history you dumb turd.

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It was never Russian either.

OH yes, it was for many centuries, you uneducated homosexual Ukrainian turd.

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>Putin rides in on his bear topless
>Trump walking down the red carpet grabbing all that sweet Ukrainian pussy

It would literally summon KEK to take corporeal form and lay waste to all surrounding continents.

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It was never muslim.

>for many centuries
RF only exists for 27 years, you dumb shill.

>It was never Russian either.

The nearly unanimous vote by the people of Crimea to join the Russian Federation would seem to disagree with your assertion, user.

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He said today had he been President then instead of Hussein President Putin would not annex Crimea.

That vote was bullshit. Only some people from Sevastopol where the Russians stationed voted.

If any of you are serious to learn about CRIMEA watch this excellent documentary.
Yes it is long but it gives you wealth of historical informations so you can stop posting CNN fake news stories imbedded into your empty brains.

Crimea. The Way Home. Documentary by Andrey Kondrashev.
The Film was made to keep in history every significant episode that happened in Crimea in Spring 2014.
It took 8 months to finish the film and enveloped Simferopol and Kerch, Yalta and Bakhchisaray; Feodosia, Djankov, Alushta and a dozen settlements of Crimea.
youtube.com/watch?v=c8nMhCMphYU

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Get this Kremlin propaganda out of here, stupid shill.

Fulfilling yet another campaign promise.

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Guess that's why like 90% of Crimeans voted for Putin in the latest Russian election and there aren't mass uprisings and protests, huh?