USA GOV BTFO

This will not age well.

What got revealed in South Korea will be revealed in the states.
The people who circle-jerk about equal rights, slavery, and oppression will turn out to be the ones who are literally raping and eating children as part of a satanic cult (OTO).
The looniest of christcucks will who said dems were baby-eating lunatics will be proven right.
People who in any way associate with occultism or even liberal values will be hunted and dragged from their homes.
Our new founding fathers will call this event "The Purge".

leave it to a faggot to compare the bible to my little pony

Stick to trying to be funny you fat lesbian. Didnt this guy kill his wife?

seems his tds is receding.

>So we should just let murder, theft, rape, all that stuff be okay then?

You need a book as a basis why this stuff is wrong? Shit, you better hope god isn’t real, because you’re a fucking shitty cunt

>clapped
Why?
I hope someone threw you a fish AND and you caught it with your gape.

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...and not a single argument was placed forth.

woah lol nice because he's a trump hating fuckwit.

>im14andthisISdeep

Go eat a fedora

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Not arguing because I don't disagree I just like making fun of him because he's a cunt.
this and so much more

appeal to emotion

I'm atheist but I really hate people like this. He wouldn't dare say the same thing about any other holy book. His kind are absolute cowards who only go after easy targets.

I agree now but our whole morals are based on Christianity

What argument are you supposed to make? He's a retard, stories offer underlying values if you're not stupid and take them literally.

This fag is belittling God's word and is placing himself outside of God's glory. He gets internet points from BBC-loving whores and fedora-tippers now, but he will be judged accordingly.

"Thou shalt not murder"

well gee I guess all our laws about murder just got undid because of Patton Oswalt's enlightened perspective

Ayyyy lmao

legend of Zelda has a lot of Christian influence

Don't take them literally.*

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No, we only make laws based on the Talmud. That's why this useful idiot is not in prison for murdering his wife.

This.

What does the bible have to do with laws? Are our laws based on the bible?

>left uses fiction to make specious political points
>gets mad when the right does the same
wew lad

>Your rights wnd where my sky wizard rules begin

this, lets start with patton himself and see if he changes his mind

Oh you wanted an argument? Well please read this, it is a carefully crafted argument for exactly this topic. I think you'd be hard pressed to refute it.

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Because places without the bible rape women and murder all the time

Look at shithole India and half of the muslim countries

Morals and laws came from religion and the only reason that little, fat fuck can make that joke on a social media site is because of religion.

>BAN ASSAULT SUPER BABIES
>demon lives matter
>MY GHOST BODY MY CHOICE

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Why are all of you Leftists such niggers?

americans can't reach salvation in any case since you abandoned natural law and took up with the devil.

What should we base laws on then, your feefees?

christian countries have the highest rape percentages

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>implying this fag doesn't make tortured references to Harry Potter and Star Wars when discussing politics
What a hypocritical faggot.

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don't forget instant gratification

It's simple D&C shit: the left attacks the Bible, the right attacks the Quran, meanwhile no one is talking about the problem

>listening to the opinion of a hollywood celebrity

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Fuck Harry Potter.

>hurr durr you gots no argument for god, atheist 4eva

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>One of the commandments outside the known ten is for women to bury their period leavings outside the camp. Do we enforce that one?
We should.

how do you figure, my TV-loicense-needing friend?

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Literally a straw man. Who is citing the bible? Who are these people that he seems so concerned about that are basing their political beliefs on the bible?
This tweet is the Progressive/Marxist equivalent of a "Trans Freaks BTFO video" by a noname rightwing YouTuber. Low hanging fruit argument that doesn't really address anything or anyone that matters.

When will he make a post denouncing sharia laws?

that's because in Mudslime countries, rape is never reported because all of you goat-fuckers rape on the daily

Stop appropriating our culture, only we're allowed to clap when we see something we admire.

He's especially keen on getting rid of, "though shalt not kill" and "thou shalt not commit adultery."

whatever makes you feel better about your degenerate daughter raping society
btw i'm not talking just about muslims, christians have the highest rape percentages on the entire world, including all of china and india

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>Sex by force isn't rape as long as it is consumed by the husband
>Nearly no ways to denounce rape other than getting accused of adulterous relationships and getting sentenced to stoning
Imagine my shock

Ever notice how atheist cucks never insult Islam or Judaism?

>Why aren't you defending the kike on a stick brainwashing book my teacher told me you're christians?

Except we kinda do. Checked The final solution to space age pagan paedophilia

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>>Sex by force isn't rape as long as it is consumed by the husband
it literally isn't
that's what marriage is, consent

Look, I understand you can't tell the difference between a goat vagina and a human vagina, so it should have been clear to me that you also can't read, so I'll spell it out for you again: what we consider rape, you do not, so by our standards, you have a lot more rape than we do.

But please, tell me more about your pedophile prophet.

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RIP his current wife, Meredith Salenger.
I always thought she was really hot

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Ur right, draw mohammed day is totally not a thing

>Meredith Salenger
U wot m8. That bitch is a troll

>ever noticed my made up strawman?

I'm an atheist and I consider all religions equally retarded.
Islam however is also guilty of being a retarded law and spawning terrorists, while judaism spawns kikes.

I'd rather all three burned in a volcano but I'll gladlytake christianity if I have to have one.

This is insanely untrue

No argument was needed because one was not originally put forth to begin with.

Cry more Faggot

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check statistic s about it

>ghost sex & giants & super babies & demons
ALL REAL.

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Your country doesn't consider catcalling rape

don't you need two witnesses to confirm a rape in the middle east, and then they stone the girl for being a slut whore

Why would anyone care what some has been comic says about anything.

Go fuck yourself, Patton. Your idiocy doesn’t deserve a serious response.

>fat faggot atheists who still interpret the bible literally
>atheists who aren't capable to understand metaphors
>being this fat and retarded

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>jews are athiests

Not so, user
Most women don't age nearly this well too (she's 48)

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only that they and muslims take kiddy diddling very seriously.

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jews don't believe in the torah

kek

>theists don't believe in theism
this is what pol actually believes

ok what about the Quran

White Christians typically work blue-collar and live country side, while religious Jews operate bistros and other entrepreneurial shekel operations. Meanwhile white Athiests go to university and line up for Hollywood garbage, while Athiest Jews teach said universites and direct said movies....

What's hard to understand about that?

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When Barack Obama was a 19-year-old student at Occidental College, he published two poems in the Spring 1982 issue of Occidental’s literary magazine, Feast. One is the cringe-worthy “Underground” about “apes that eat figs.” The other poem, “Pop,” is much more interesting, biographical, and disturbing.

“Pop”

Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I’m sure he’s unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his slow, unwelcome twitches,
Fail to pass.
I listen, nod,
Listen, open, till I cling to his pale,
Beige T-shirt, yelling,
Yelling in his ears, that hang
With heavy lobes, but he’s still telling
His joke, so I ask why
He’s so unhappy, to which he replies…
But I don’t care anymore, cause
He took too damn long, and from
Under my seat, I pull out the
Mirror I’ve been saving; I’m laughing,
Laughing loud, the blood rushing from his face
To mine, as he grows small,
A spot in my brain, something
That may be squeezed out, like a
Watermelon seed between
Two fingers.
Pop takes another shot, neat,
Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; he switches channels, recites an old poem
He wrote before his mother died,
Stands, shouts, and asks
For a hug, as I shrink, my
Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back; ‘cause
I see my face, framed within
Pop’s black-framed glasses
And know he’s laughing too.

The poem reads autobiographical — about a young Obama’s relationship with a much older man whom he calls Pop.

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I guess taking his wife wasnt enough for him.
He must provoke gods wraith on himself.

ask him about the quran

I'd love to see how fast his career would be torched if you replaced "Bible" with "Quran".

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Pretty sure bisexualism is a prerequisite to any kind of Left wing leadership.... And increasingly right wing as well...

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