Anybody else extremely proud of being circumcised? I have a big, beautiful penis and multiple women have said as much and I am so fucking thankful I am circumcised. I remember in basic training there were these two Chinese guys from New York and they would scrub the hell out of their little dicks in the showers and I even asked one of them what the hell was he doing? I thought the little pervert was beating his meat. He looked at me like I had a fucking nipple on my forehead and explained that he was cleaning his foreskin. WTF GROSS
Jesus Christ thank you Dad and Mom for having me circumcised. I am definitely getting my son cut. Where are my Australian bros at?
i'm glad i'm circumcised. my gf is a maniac for my dick; i'm sure she'd probably not enjoy giving me head so much if i had an unhygienic uncut dick; they probably smell and taste like an armpit after a day of work
Landon Long
barbaric practice and should not be allowed. mutilating little boys dicks? insanity.
Adrian Gomez
Damn jews will try everything to fool goyim into circumcising their benis
Connor Robinson
Due to an infection when I was 5 I had to be circumcised. It remember it like it was yesterday.
Mason Cook
It's how you distinguish a white American from a stealth spic.
Matthew Clark
Foregen will regenerate your foreskin bro
Isaiah Stewart
>posts american pic >where my aus bros at this thread is dumb all fields
Colton Cruz
>I'm so proud that jews were paid to slice off a chunk of my dick and then sell it to other jews
Hudson Allen
I don't mind it. Girls in highschool thought it was gross if you said you weren't circumcised.
Jeremiah Scott
look at all the coping mutilated mutts >girls would make fun if i wasn't >women love a mutilated piece of flesh >i am proud to have brain damage yep, it definitely causes autism, the posts here are proof
Mason Bailey
>Jew York lower than Pennsylvania Wat
Wyatt Morales
Born in New Jersey here. My German dad threatened to punch out the doctor because the hospital wanted to circumcise me. Glad they didn't.
Blake Cox
The branded slave is proud of being so.
Easton Ross
he saved you from so much trauma, give him a bro-hug if he's still around
Jeremiah Green
Right here. I got cut when I was 25 cause I had phimosis. Thoughts?
i don't remember getting circumcised and it's never once caused me any pain (except maybe when i wack it too much, supposedly tugging your skin with no lube is the way uncut guys jerk it...?)
in fact i never even knew i wasn't perfectly natural until i was about 13 and learned what circumcision was...
Lucas Garcia
Yeah I have to admit after laughing at a Asian or Arab posting his erect dick to insult us yesterday but which was like nearly normal length but so skinny it was like a chipolata instead of a sausage, and with a horrible dirty looking excess of foreskin covering the top even though it was erect. It looked like the helmet was smaller in width than his the rest of his very thin dick too. Urragh! I'm really VERY happy with my own circumcised deluxe model. I've still got a little bit of foreskin and can sort of pull it pull it closed if I hold it when my dicks not hard but I'm comfy with my dick hulking out when it does get hard and yes I have had compliments too.
Ethan Garcia
>depriving himself of pleasure to please roasties what kind of s-o-y-boy shit is this? I wouldn't turn down a guy who is cut. But sex with uncut men is more pleasurable. It's more painful with cut men. It's easier for uncut men to cum and I enjoy making men cum. So as long as they don't ignore my pleasure and make sure I cum too.
>and if you are a girl, the "tits or gtfo" is a meme meant "prove you're not a man posting as a woman" since that's what 99% of "women" on this board are.
meh, i donno if i'll do it to any sons when i have them.
i'd probably do what the doctors recommend. since i'm sure they know way more about it than you and the other douches whining about it on this board.
Jeremiah Walker
t. (((mutilated Mid-Western cock boy)))
Aaron Jackson
2 sides of the same coin
Do your own research and always be prepared to protect your kin, there is not a single field in this world that you can trust to not take advantage of you and yours.
Julian Foster
>trusting doctors Oh my sweet bluepilled summer child, you have so much to learn.
Ayden Baker
t. i believe what parker’s say since i have microcephaly
You now realize that trying to elect anti-circumcision politicians is much smarter than trying to elect anti-semitic politicians.
Xavier Powell
fucking autocorrect, **larpers** not parkers
Carson Scott
Uncut here and proud as fuck. Have only had positive feedback from girls. My fiancé won't put it down. Enjoy your mutilated jewcock.
Charles Edwards
You don't have to be a doctor to read the studies, on any number of different things, and make an informed choice. Stop being a good goy.
Owen Cox
Use it the same way the left uses the abortion issue. >were just standing up for womens rights >were just standing up for childrens rights
Brayden Ward
>thinks they know more than people who have studied this for 10+ years
next time i get a cough or get a rash or have a pain or feel a lump, for sure i’m going to trust a doctor more than i trust you faggots or the shit-tier websites who shill for “alternative medicine”.
Jonathan Morris
If you go to the dr everytime you get a cough or a rash you're already too far gone kek what a faggot
>Anybody else extremely proud of being circumcised? No, it's just what everyone did in this country back when I was born. It doesn't mean a fucking thing. It's designed to prevent an illness that was never prevalent in this part of the world.
Asher Anderson
well admittedly i smoke so point taken. but “don’t trust doctors who have a highly respected medical degree or specialist certification, because you know what, Jow Forums and random websites know better” is one of the most retard-tier memes ever
Dominic Price
>Trusting anyone with 10+ years of satanic brainwashing under their belt. The modern medical industry is straight up comic book villain evil at this point. Its hard to even take seriously anymore. Ifyou are gullible enough to let that slip past you in some desperate appeal to authority in order to feel more secure in your life, then really you deserve what you get.
Nathan Sanders
That's not what anyone said though and you're being a gay about it
Alexander Johnson
>you now notice that these digits are spooky as fuck. Kek wills this.
Asher Torres
If your mother consented to having your foreskin cut off, your mother doesn't love you. I don't have to use lube at all with my uncut boyfriend. Because he produces nature's lube.
When my boyfriend and I have sex, it's almost always at my place. He can shower and use my soap or we can shower together. Giving your boyfriend a soapy handjob in the shower is fun. Pulling back the foreskin and soaping it up.
Thomas Wood
This idea that women prefer cut cocks because it's the most common way in the Jewnited States of America is false. Big cocks and being 6 foot tall are not very common either. Does that mean women prefer small/average cocked manlets?
Luke Lee
do you have any friends who studied medicine? do you know anything about medicine?
doctors are good people. except for maybe the doctors involved in purely elective things like cosmetic surgery or other "consumer product" type medicine.
but most doctors really do know their shit. i think what you should be complaining about is the pharmaceutical industry. not doctors.
if i have a kid, boy or girl, i'll find a pediatrician, hopefully with a specialist certification, with a good education, and try to get to know them and make sure they are good people who know their shit. (or maybe i'll make my girlfriend, who will be my wife by that time, do it, since she has a medical degree.)
and then if the pediatrician specialist tells me that circumcision is the better choice, i'll listen to them. if they tell me it's the worse choice, i'll listen.
it's not something i even care to hear _your_ opinion on, since you're obviously a brainlet conspiracy theorist who believes in "doctors are evil satanists". in fact you would probably be a much better shill if you attempted some facade of seriousness instead of proudly announcing your obvious retardation
Chase Lewis
larp larp larp, tits or gtfo. "your mother doesn't love you" is the most baity bait on the planet. i'd bet $20 you're an overweight neckbeard living in your mom's basement who hasn't showered or gotten out of your pepe jammies so far today
Easton Reed
in a just world your son would cut your earlobes off right before he flays your dick and reclaims the skin to restore what his father stole from him.
