PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - 90s EDITION /ptg/

>Moarpheus is back
>he thinks we're all Jews
>he doesn't know that /ptg/ is actually full of owl-teapot-freemasons

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Nigga you old! AWOO!

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that one will actually be right before too long user

no doubt

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There's been so much news stuffed into every week the last 3 years that I unironically forgot about Hillary saying she didn't know "C" stood for "Classified" until it was brought up on The Five earlier.

Is Kimmy himself making the subtitles or what?

What if I post from Iowa?

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The IG report said that she knew she was lying about that but they couldn’t “prove” it.

You have to wrestle the bear into submission otherwise you can never be a real Canadian, you'll always be leaf

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Thats not even what i implied, and in this case it would be more accurate to call it white suicide. Dudes just got yellow fever.

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>and Harrison Ford

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POST
IOWAS

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Ayy Tucc mentioning the freemarket in action.

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Anyone got the image of who owns the media?

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If digies trump will @ crooked Hillary in tomorrow's morning tweets

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>2050 is closer than 1980

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Someone mentioned the Stormy Daniels shit in the last thread and I realized I had literally completely forgotten about it. So much for that huh?

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I'm not surprised at all that so many guys have yellow fever. White women are so fucking poisoned by post modernism its fucking insane.

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WTF I love a globalist, gun-grabbing, communist, rapefugee-enabling organization now!

i'm starting to think it was a SoKo shitposter doing the original korean subs, then google translate into english

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>it's another Tucker reveals himself to be a raccoon apologist episode
rabid vermin desu

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tfw born too early to see Hogg become president

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>if this were vodka this would be a much better speech

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You were LARPing as not McMorpheous a moment ago
1 reply to me and your already fucking up again

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I gotchu

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>when driving on Dominoes™ Pizza™ roads your in dash screen will play a commercial about enjoying Dominoes™ Pizza™ on your next family outing and thanks you for driving on a Dominoes™ Road

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He's going to go on a shooting spree soon.

idiots still don't realize the intelligence value of stool
>lol, poop is funny

When Trump doesn't tweet about you at all despite you badmouthing him as much as possible on national media it's probably because you're about to self-destruct in a spectacular fashion.

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lolwut
>RONALDO TORONTO

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Woah wait, do you guys seriously think this way?

Thats weird

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>haha the UN is liberal and corrupt which automatically makes Israel based because the UN hates it!
see how the propaganda works?

>Final Death
Tucker's really been gloomy as of late

She's still at it user

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fug

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Burgers

Yeah, many such cases. Sad.
My decision to only date white women is starting to take a toll on me with how fucking crazy they are.

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>touching potential prey with bare hands
do you know how big those fuckers are? one swipe and there goes my organs or even worse, my eyeball

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Mattis is always /comfy/ and says some off the cuff remarks now and then

youtube.com/watch?v=a5GZQnGwitk

And I would be okay with that since I do like Dominoes.

No bienes DDD:

Is that the leaf version of Trump?

>ywn ronaldo toronto POTUS

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Did he drink all the juice?

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i'll only care when i'm drafted for the gorillionth time to die for Israel.

>ronaldo toronto

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O fug did spurdo take over their IHOP :DD

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>basketball ring

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admiral theatre cancelled her shows
she got fired

There's a reason it's never a good idea to ask your woman about her past sexual experiences, and this goes beyond all this recent bullshit. I'm old as fuck and came to the conclusion long ago that we're biologically wired to be repulsed by the idea that we weren't the first. They're all whores when they're young. Just leave it alone.

>haha i dont care that Israel is genociding my people just as long as I'm /comfy/ and can shitpost all day!

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someone tell me why they are ihoB like what the fuck

I fucking TOLD you!!!

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If by weird you mean correct.

i fucking hate this world

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I don't know why people don't talk about Air Force One more, it's a major highlight of Harrison's career.

They should have shot the guy.

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Dont let your memes be dreams

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kek sounds like a male pornstar name

Meets with Garbageman

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Me too user me too

dude Star Wars lmao
dude Indiana Jones lmao
dude weed lmao

>walk in
>see this

wat do?

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I watched a bit of her Trailer Trash Nurses, vol 6.
She's better at acting the dialog scenes than she is in the fucking scenes. If it didn't have xxx nudity, the movie would've worked as a parody of a porn movies.

You'll see when we get our leaf version of Trump. Everybody thought it was """mr. wonderful""" but he's a crypto-heeb with his own interests in mind. soon, the leaf will get frustrated enough to revolt. I hope you Americans will help us, either by raking or by other means

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not really, just because I loathe Jimmy Kimmel doesn't mean I forgot Hannity is a neocon. They like to have little theatric slap on the wrist moments towards Israel but what have they ever really done to stop them, would they actually do anything if they double tapped into every palestinian baby's skull?

this is why you just abandon the 3d meme because every woman is a whore
pretending it isn't true doesn't make it not true

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>ancaps are preemptively making roads on their own dollar so that the government cant violate the nap by taxing you to make roads

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blow it out your ass, butthurt antifa

JUST

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Think about the good things, like maple syrup and moose

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Dead Muslims with no dead whites is always good.

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I got to my late 20s and I'm close to giving in. They either are feminists that rode the cock train to "find themselves" and now want a guy to settle down with as a roastie or are career cunts that are miserable as shit.

I'm close to either trying online dating and having a computer program choose a white, Christian, virgin girl with similar interests or just taking one of the countless asian girls who want to be my wife and raise my kids

Kim is gonna get kill by his sister isn't he?

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Its dead already