What's the crap version of your country?

don't they have cannibals?

Taiwan.

United States

Australia is a transplanted, desert version of Little England.

They are bogans, and bogans are basically Chavs with less black influence. They are the sort of people who go on vacation and shit in the hotel pool and think its clever.

I imagine some of them are good people too

Mexico

Canada.

Can buy a silenced fully auto MP5 here. Bit hard, but still possible.

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Nice try leaf.

No, Australians gave that up years ago.

Lol kek, so say Glock 17 is good to go?

Our crap version of government.

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There isn't any other nation nearby.

Belgium.

Ireland really doesn't think about you at all...except for where ya shouldn't be ya poffer

Bavaria, they call their hills mountains

kek

Estonia

>Bavaria, they call their hills mountains

I'd not blam them, dutch do that too arround maastricht.

Scotland

haha really nice thread OP and i agree hungry jacks burgers are shit and i am really australian but we are a crap version of New Zealands

>Crap version of America is Canada
I like you

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Is Algeria the crap version of you, or these days I could see that being reversed

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Earth is the shit version of Mars

Elon?
>jews are the shit version of white people

Britain

Easy, Belgium. If that counts as a country at all.

Would the crap version of England be France?

Nah man, England is the worst version of England

bet you must love that minty fresh smell

Greenland, you povo cunt.

America is the shit version of all the shithole countries joining forces

Yankees are the shit version of southerners; fuck yall

There is no place I want to go less then Canada. I hope sjws take over your country and spiral it into the ground where you belong you LEAF

If you hate it so much then hop back across the border where you came from, Paco.

nope

should be the reverse so far.

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Every country is the crap version of America.

I guess the UK is the crap version of Canada.

Cool.

Greenland is pathetic. They want to be us so bad but we don’t even know they exist. Lol. Stay jealous iceniggers.

inbred redneck faggot. kys

This. We have God Emperor Donald Trump.

Missouri.

Technically it is a state according to our constitution.

Australia

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And the world's strongest economy. And the world's highest standard of living. But hurr durr mutt meme. They're just all faggots.

the thing is nobody can compare to us

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I grew up assuming Britain was better, but as I learned more about France I gained an appreciation... France seems a bit less trashy than the UK these days.

lmao, he thinks there's a crap version of Muttland.

UK and Algeria.

Poofta cunt back on your boat

I'm from the US, and the crap version of my country is California, New York, New Jersey, Oregon, Virginia, DC, and Washington state.

Algeria

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lol, try getting an AK or AR15 in Australia

Like how Wales is the crap version of England and Ireland is the crap version of Northern Ireland?

That is really funny OP. In patriot land we think of Australia as the crap version of New Zealand. Australia is were men are scared and the women are men.

Germany here. Crap version is Poland / French.

The crap version of Australia is the Australia mainland.

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Fuck off back to fapping to mauri niggers, you lowlife cunt

Sauge mein Schwanz Hans

Length is the crap version of girth

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Liberia

I have trouble getting 3mm in my mouth.

>new zealand is the crap version of australia

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Everywhere except England

nothing semi-auto, no. But hey, a guns a gun, think your recent Santa Fe happening proved a mass shooting can still be done with a shotgun and a pistol.

Jeezus! How many dicks did you take to create that? Amazing....

I'm from New South Wales.

Both Queensland and Victoria are shit cunt versions.

Try getting a woman that isn't a 200 pound colossus in New Zealand.

Israel

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I'm Canadian but was born in Venezuela. There's not a lot of room to go lower, I'd probably say El Salvador

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the crap version of men is women

dumb frogposter

Crap version of crap is piss

You can't write Woman without Man.

Womyn

The United States.

>Don't the Kiwi's still have gun rights?
Kind of, it's totally achievable to own some good giggle sticks but we have incredibly cucked laws about self defense, use of firearms, storage etc.

And darkies and chinks who straight up ignore it all.

wimminz

Cunt.

Dominicans are the niggers of spics, and Mexicans are the Britbongs of spics but without all the achievements Bongs have. Oh and

Isn't the crap version of Pakistan Bangladesh?

belgium

Fuck off Chang.

Crap version of Pakistan is England

Canada

so yeah, the shit version of canada, which is the shit version of america, which is the shit version of mexico, an ancap paradise which has been taken over by corporation-like drug lords through the free market!

woman = woe + man

Wales

I'd say Belgium is the shit version of Canada, at least off of government

>Wanting a womanlet instead of a 6'5" Amazonian waifu.

What shitty and inferior taste.