LIVE PD ROUND 2

Checked!

Hell yes! Me too!

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WE'VE LOCATED THE SUSPECT!!!

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Addy is supreme QT
> will side with criminal suspects 100% of the time
> needs Laureno or KLaw on site otherwise gets raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaped

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NO DOUBT SHE TAKES IT IN THE ASS, BIG THICK VEINY HISPANDEX COCK RIFLING THROUGH HER 12HR WET SHIFT POOPER

> DAN: "Let's cut to NYE County where a white boi has an overdue library book...."

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/pol solves another crime

>POOPER

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It's weird seeing adverts for medicine on TV. We don't have them, here you just go to your local NHS outlet and a nurse who doesn't know english gives you whatever they have in stock that day

Mr Clean needs to lay off the donuts

DOODY HOLE

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>What you have in stock that day
What the fuck is this problem, drug shortages are completely unheard of here.

Laureno is former USMC

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HE'S OBVIOUSLY CULTIVATING MASS

those commercials are only legal here and in New Zealand
we should ban em again

Yeah. America is one big billboard at this point

addy looks way better with the night vision on

Addy Perez is literally your NPC teammate that doesn't do shit

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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What?

>NPC
> Rainbow Six: Ashland, NC

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>that crooked bun on her head

Hnnng.

How would sticking your dick in her bun feel?

fixed it

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what must it be like to go to work everyday
see the same shit
why even bother
"its just $80 from Dollar General"
"fuck this shit" you say

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extremely painful

Need to rub one out just thinking about it

>How would sticking your dick in her bun feel?
boring

non-consensual is the only way

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At least Addy is actually attractive unlike that obese el paso creature that seems to be worshiped here.

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absolute unit

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> DAN: "LIVE on the surface of the moon"

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...

must only blacks committing crimes so they have to focus on this bullshit

> "I've done exactly JACK SHIT on scene for the last hour...."

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who got tha count?

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I'm late tonight. Have we summoned the Ham Man with trips yet?

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Damn, those hips

> experts
> CID
Dollar General got robbed
in a land full of niggers

uh.......

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> chopper
> drone
> deputys trolling the scene
nigger stole $53.23 at Dollar Fucking General

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So close to summoning HAM MAN

This guy Carlton Banks?

> NYE COUNTY
> 4 WHEELER
someone has bingo

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Oh look it's another motobike/ATV driving on the road in Nye county

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You think there are a lot of Jewish cops?

LOOKS LIKE A TRUE PROFESSIONAL WITH THOSE SHOOTING GLASSES ON. HOW DO YOU TAKE SOMEONE LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY

HAPPENING

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>high rate of speed
>went through red light

Both false statements.

GOD DAMMIT I HOPE THIS ENDS IN A FATALITY.

THIS IS THE MOST BORING TV SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN
> I don't even own TV
> cable
> watch programming

what the fuck

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dude's on his couch at home covered in dollar bills watching them fuck around the store, laughing his ass off in front of his TV

> →
>HAPPENING
can't tresspass the HAM MAN

I wish Addy would cuff me, stuff me in the back seat and drive to some desolate back alley and use me for sexual gratification.

No. They're all lawyers

Did he just tell him to stay away from the light?

W.......1
N........3
H.........1
M........0

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bingo

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nice job.

CLEAR CARDS

CLEAR ALL FUCKING CARDS!!!!!!!!!!

DAN SAYS SO

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LADS I NEED ADVICE
>be me
>have zero friends
>slut from work asks to meet her and her friends at the campus bars tonight after I get off
>just got off
>don’t really want to go cause tired and have to get up to watch soccer tomorrow
>kind of think she wants to hook up with me
>want to lose virginity but don’t really want to fuck her
>afraid if I say no she’ll never ask me to go out again
wat do

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WHERE WAS THE CAR CRASH?

STICKS SAYS YOU'RE A FAGGOT IF YOU DON'T POWER CLEAN AN DON'T CLEAR YOUR BINGO CARDS

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lol. ankle is fucked

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There is currently a warrant out for Ham Man's arrest. He violated his probation from the gas station back in February.

He's counting the bike

MOTOR SICKLE

>lose virginity
1. FUCK THE SLAMPIG
or
2. kill yourself, you FAGGOT

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Do it, you pussy. You might not get another chance.

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After she’s done using you she can sit on my face. Her twat still moist from your excretions drips into my eyes and mouth. I’m getting hard just typing this

hes counting the bike you fucking faggot

is that the one he got banned from? did he go back? do they have ham there?

NOT SUPPOSED TO COUNT "EARLIER"

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Watch livepd with your frens of course

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>another chance.
WHO gives a shit?
fuck tha slampig
> punch that bitch in the face while you cum
> based
quit being el faggito

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as a 33 year old virgin, I say you should stay home and watch livepd with us

FUCKING ROOFIES AND RAPE!
>WINNING?

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Dont get VAN DAMMED

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dude, watch live PD tonight,
tomorrow, you better fuck the shit out of her
post pics

doesn't count

>American beer
haha

Admit you're gay

Go user. Soccer is Fucking boring anyway.

livepd comes on tomorrow too, faggot

I think it might be worth it to go user. I've been in your position before. It's good to get out of the house sometimes, especially if you don't have work tomorrow. Worst comes to worse you just get drunk alone.

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I just searched for warrants in his name and didn't find any. Maybe he's back in jail.

>Dont get VAN DAMMED
too
FUCKING
late

> you're in a LIE PD thread

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watch live PD WHILE fucking her

dumbass