Strip Clubs

actually they are. unless you're comparing to the absolute cheapest of bars...

it's similar to the model that casinos use. in casinos, they get you drunk, and then you spend more time there and make more crappy bets. in strip clubs, you spend more time there and spend your money on tipping the dancers more or getting more lap dances.

they give away the alcohol at very low prices because drunk customers spend more than sober customers

but if you own the strip club you can't get the money they tipped the girls back so you have to charge for the drinks. how you going to make money at a strip club without high priced drinks. stop thinking like a stripper

>prostitutes who'll suck your dick for a couple hundred dollars
You're a maximum beta loser if this is worth it for you, or so obscenely rich and dumb that you don't give a shit.

>he has to pay for women to show fake interest in him
>not having a qt who you build a succesful life with
This is why white people are gonna be extinct in 100 years, too much focus on instant gratification, and giving women incentives to be sluts by how much money they can make.
Sad

>they are real people, and they're actually quite fragile people when it comes down to it.
Did you form this cosmic connection with a stripper before or after she shook her disease ridden ass in your face for shekels?

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after, no doubt, kek. you gotta give them a few singles first to get them thinking you’d spend more on them ;-)

Actually worked in a couple of strip clubs as a floor manager
Girls are paying a fee to work,it was like £60 for the night
Then girls got to give 25% of their nights earning to the club
Because girls need to be in cash if you don't have cash the club will charge you the money owed to the girls + 20% on top

You re welcome

>planning my brother's bachelor party and interested in responses

I've fucked a couple strippers. Not there obviously. I'm sure being a young, tall, good looking white guy helps alot. But more importantly I go to have fun and I talk to them like a normal person. I've gone to the strip club and bought one beer and spent my time getting free dances and just shooting the shit with them. Not a penny to the girls.

Strippers have more to offer my life than 99% of unmarried white women

even as a shy, not super-attractive guy like myself, i've gotten at least two free dances. i wouldn't touch my genitals to one with a ten-foot poll, though. that's gross

strippers can be kind and personable, especially if you treat them like humans

Truth is user, most regular girls are just as if not more covered in venereal diseases these days than any stripper. Strippers and even real whores are finding it hard to keep up. I've fucked all the strippers raw dog, gotten checked out, and clean. But I know people who have fucked Stacey from (insert small town or neighborhood) who goes to Church with her folks and caught the clap.

Most women are there to take your money. Strippers are just honest about it and hanging in places like this will teach you pretty quickly how to know when women are trying to take advantage of you.

my experience too. Strippers generally take better care of their junk than women you'd meet in a bar. It's pretty much in their job description.

But i'd never been drunk i'd be ordering $6 pepsi

good point. can't be sure about any women any more, unless you really REALLY know them

anyhow, to be perfectly honest, i have a long term girlfriend who i love, and all my strip club visits have been during our relationship. mostly because of my friends wanting to do it as a "boy's night" type thing that she wasn't aware of.

so i've always abstained from letting the strippers get in my pants, but i can tell you, there are plenty of them who are super eager to fuck any old dude for a few hundred bucks

got old when i turned 19

absolute shit tier, unless you find yourself in one of the rare ones where the dancers are ok with you touching them

I say do legalize it. Coming from a ANCAP it would be best to control those already doing it. Make it safer and eliminate black market. It would be degenerate but it would make money and get these girls off the corners.

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>fucking bar skanks
>2018
These girls are more dangerous than strippers and prostitutes. Not only because of disease but also the risk of getting robbed or your ass kicked if she's cheating on some guy.

The concept of girls from these places being anything other than complete garbage is some boomer meme that needs to die.

Same goes for girls you meet in nightclubs.

You won't get rid of the black market. You won't get rid of the pimps etc. Look at Holland. Shits fucked up. You have to really want to enforce the regulations to keep them safe. You can certainly keep them clean, but not safe and free.

>waaa porn is ebil!
Get off my board you boomer niggers.

strip clubs are the biggest scam of all time, you spend money till your broke and feel grateful like you got something out of it, but in reality all you got was an empty wallet and blue balls.

You're a fucking cuck if you frequent them, you pay women to tease you, think about that. At least you get something with a prostitute.

Everything in moderation.

Nothing wrong with indulging once in a while for shits and giggles.

it raises the bigger question of where can you meet quality women?

I lost my virginity at a strip club
Good peoples in my book
Oh also hail Satan

kek

unironically church. Just normal stuff. Normal people things. You have to choose to become the normie to find the normie. Join some clubs. I know it's weird at first, but you'll get into it. I'm going to start waltzing soon (I used to waltz with my grandma before she died.) I really want to learn how to ride a horse as well. Also I play piano, so go to classical concerts or some shit. I havn't been a normie for a while. Don't know if I'm totally ready for it. But need to try because I'm stagnant.

Ok, little Timmy. Your post has managed to capture the very pinnacle of lame. Guzzling beer while nude females pretend to be sluts can be entertaining. The idea of being there to engage to actually engage with any of these women is pretty pathetic. Anyway, you're obviously about 12 or pretty close to it. You need to find another hobby quickly. This place could be become a nasty and counter-productive habit for you.

Posting a snap of your leader.

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10 table dances and you coulda gotten laid for the same $$ instead of walking outof club with wood

Why are leafs such shit posters?

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> thoughts, Jow Forums?
This is a Christian board.

Friends of friends are usually the best bet.

You can find some gems on dating sites, but your chances aren't great.

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I have never been to one, don't know If I have in my country.
What happens there? Why would any rich man with money enough to get high profile escort throw money are strippers where they can't touch or fuck?
Is it just outdated whore house concept?

I knew a girl who danced at Spearmint Rhino. A sweet enough girl but you could tell within 5 minutes of talking to her she was nuts.

in many strip clubs you can touch.

the level of touching is different between clubs, but i've gotten lap dances where only the vag area is off-limits. butt, boobs, no problem. good times.

You won't 100% get rid of it but if you undercut it and secure it you can do alot of damage to trafficking and illegal prostitution. Pimps would be legit, drug free and stop kidnappings.

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It depends on you as the individual. Some losers go and truly waste all their money for a hand on their shoulders.
Niggers go to try and pimp the girls or get laid.
Business men go to throw their money around and feel powerful.
Me personally, I'm very personable. I like talking to people, specifically women, specifically good looking women. It's just a fun atmosphere if you choose not to be a total creep.
This idea that you have to waste hundreds of dollars is silly. As stated previously, I've gone in and bought 1 beer and had fun with the girls. Depends on the establishment as well.

Friends of friend and clubs or groups that may have a similar interest to you.

Ive gone to them with friends many times, never enjoyed them. Most women look fucking gross and the guys who sit up close and get lap dances are usually obese and mentally illl looking.

I think the ATMs in strip clubs charge outrageous fees. $7 is not uncommon.

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That’s because you’re gay

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It doesn’t cost nearly that much

Book clubs
Craft clubs
Star Clubs (astronomy Planetarium)
Various dance clubs f that is your thing
Game clubs
Check metup.com and your local cities recreation schedule

>getting personal with a literal whore
You sound like a total fag

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Strip clubs are fine for a male bonding experience. I'd never go to one alone, though. That's just sad.

No i'm a nerdasexual only date tiny nerdy brunets

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NO FAP BITCH!!!!

Aka everywhere in Florida

You're missing out. Go on a slow night.

>Not speaking to literal humans with vaginas
You don't have to be there ATM user. That's on you.

Lots of strippers will fuck for a nice tip

>You're missing out. Go on a slow night.
Why?

If a stripper doesn’t let me touch everything then I never see her again. I touch everything. They also take my dick out and jack it off. It’s great

I just don’t get personal with whores
I hate to tell you this, but they are trained to act interested in you
The connection you felt to Mercedes was just a meme
She totally thinks your ugly and have low self esteem

It's just funner. I once got snowed in at a strip club. It was quite literally me and 5 strippers. We had a blast. first some drinking. Then some chatting. Then they argued and bitched at eachother for a while (That was no fun). 2 of them did some coke and got butt naked and played with eachother. I bought a couple beers, and the chef was in, he made me spaghetti and meatballs on the house.

When it's not packed and filled with chads, lonely fags throwing away their months rent and more importantly a bunch of nigs, its a really fun atmosphere.

I don’t want to date them.

What makes you think I buy her shit? What makes you think I'm not selling her on mine? As mentioned, I've fucked a few strippers. For free.

I love 'em. I know I'm not gonna fuck the broads, I'm just there to blow money and drink beers with friends. Then I go home and either fuck my wife (rarely happens when I come stumbling in drunk at 4 AM) or jack off and blow a big 'ol load with no porn.

what's wrong with that? i've met homeless people and gotten into real conversations with them, and i've come out learning something.

having a closed mind toward totally harmless people, no matter how "low" they seem to you, is a weakness.

if you feel that people should cut themselves off from "bad" or "inferior" people, then you should DEFINITELY NEVER have come to Jow Forums. this place is the absolute lowest of the low, if you think that way

Wow youre a faggot

What do these strippers do in their lives away from work?

Are they students? Do they have kids to support? Are they Eastern European immigrants who have no money? etc.

They offer different things to different people. If you're an incel loser, you get closer to girls than you ever would. If you're out for some fun with the bros, you get that. If you have a shit tons of momey and want to feel power over another human being, you can do that. Dumb as they are, the girls are skilled at figuring out why you're there and giving it to you.

>What do these strippers do in their lives away from work?
They give their money to their abusive drug dealer boyfriends.

Sure she's (((nerdy))) alright.

Well the strippers that night were 2 Spanish, 1 White, 1 black and 1 mutt. I'll give you the unique stuff and some of the obvious.

One of the Spanish girls and the White girl were just losers. Hot, but losers. They were the ones doing the coke. The other Spanish girl had a son, she also went to school. She just got into a state school after community college, was hoping to be a dentist in the long run (long shot but I encouraged her). The black one wasn't as trashy as I initially thought she might be. She kept dancing to 70's rock songs, had 2 kids, moved to my state from the South, was looking for full time work in an office. The Mutt was just ditsy. My age, in school for general studies. We talked about nothing really, some philosophy ( at least I did) they just made general statements mostly about horoscopes and garbage like that. But I play along and have fun. A little talking about relationships, a little talking about fucking (although I never fucked any of them).

from the ones i've talked to, a few (20%) are students, some are moms (5%), about three quarters are "just trying to figure it out and doing this temporarily" (70%), and 5% are legitimate full-time prostitutes who often have drug problems...

that's just my guess though, i have no real expertise on the matter

If you find a decent grinder, you can cum in your pants

I’m 32 and have never felt a boob.

I hear women aren’t as pretty without their makeup on though.

The character is perfect the actress is too left wing for me but only every one i have dated looks like her at the same age

The more for me

Well they're only human after all. I like women without makeup personally.

go to a strip club dude. feel a boob. it's totally easy. and the girls will all be wearing their makeup, so no worries.

might help you build up some confidence and your ability to speak to women, too

It doesn't nullify the incel problem, because

>be neet
>wake up at 5pm
>have benefit allowed breakfast at 6pm
>play games from 7pm all the way until 3pm
>have lunch at 4am
>browse r9k for the daily sob story
>fap at 5 am
>have dinner 9 am
>go to bed at 10 am
>as you fall asleep self loath at how shit you are in life

These people are both unmotivated and depressed, there's no hope for them.

They would be better if there were club-wide standards. Instead there are a lot of gross ones with ugly/old chicks and then there are the ones that employee attractive college girls. Budget gentlemen's clubs shouldn't exist.

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(((Agreed my brother)))

So you are trusting a stripper who got paid in cash to give you back 25% of an unknown amount. I slide a girl a hundred she ain't telling nobody she got a hundred. They might be dumb but they aren't that dumb.

tuscl.net.
just do the research first.

even yelp compiles reviews of "adult entertainment" places, iirc

that's pretty low....

You typically have to pay a bouncer. Also cameras everywhere. Also keeping track of revenue stream. Really not that hard to manage 10 girls

maybe practice with the end of a large chub of bologna you heated to skin temperature

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I love strip clubs, especially very upscale ones.

I can shop a market of sluts that make a living simulating intimacy and sexuality. I can do this while drinking whatever the fuck I like, and smoking a good cigar, and while bullshitting with a close friend.

M8 a girl i met on the street offered us to feel her tits for free

Degenerate and gross (this is coming from an alpha semi chad)

Check em niggers

>so i don't know what to make of that.
are you retarded? It's jewish as fuck.
Not only are you feeding degeneracy and the jewish mob, but you are being a pathetic slob by dumping money on some cumdupster whores just to see them naked. Get your shit together for fucks sake

it’s only once to two times per year as a male bonding experience. probably less than 200 bucks per year for the last three years. it’s harmless

Fuck you are dumb as fuck, she's using the oldest trick in the book which is her little pity story to squeeze more shekels out of you, she gives 0 fucks about you or if you return or get killed on your way out, you are literally the perfect strip club customer. Fucking dumbass.