You stumble upon this corpse while wandering down the street. What do, Jow Forums?

pull down her pants and touch her butt

this is me every time

Cum on it

Kek, subtle

PERHAPS SPEE’S WONDERING WHY SOMEBODY WOULD TSU A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A SPAIN

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Singing doo-wah-diddy diddy-dum diddy-doo

Put her in my car boot, it would be a shame to see something go to waste.

Put sharpie in pooper and ask for an autograph

Scold the dumb bitch for passing out in a puddle of ketchup.

rape.

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I'd probably call 911 and alert them of the situation, then continue on my way.

I dunno probably call the fucking cops so they can clean it up.

Do a 180 and moonwalk away.

No such thing as rape at room temperature

i would get a sheet to cover the corpse out of respect.
its fun to be edgy, but realistically everyone else here would do the same.

there was an accident in melbourne a few years back, a motorcyclist was killed by a truck driver high on meth.
some people went to an nearby muslim fabric store and took a sheet to cover the body.
the muslim store owner stormed out angrily and took his sheet back from the corpse, fucking muslims.

It's not rape if she's dead user.

chop up the meat so I can sell it in my chinese restaurant

Give a twenty minute monologue on the downsides to open-faced helmets, then whip out a 50 page powerpoint slide show on my tablet and proceed to berate women for having substandard driving skills. Then back this up by evidence obtained from the 4chams, then make my exit having conveniently skipped the Q&A.

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keep walking and sage

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take picture and post on Jow Forums

>emotional reactions to dead roasties
>implying I feel anymore

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Call the police (911) and do what they say.

I-is she gonna be okay?

i "report" it. hint hint

;-)

and to answer's op's question
id proly remove her from the street (cuz you know, its dangerous to leave her there) put her and in trunk real quick and dispose of her properly

Probably just squirt more ketchup between her thighs and leave a trail for about 20 feet back.

ask if she's okay and offer some eggs

>took a sheet to cover the body.
You have to pay for what you take. That's how capitalism works.

Call the fucking cops and inform them that a dead thot is smeared all over the pavement. Somebody has to clean up the mess before it stinks up the area.

Humans need flowing blood for the genitals. Dead bitches are somewhat ironically worse than sex dolls.

You guys are some sick fucks. Where are the damn mods?

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Turn 180 degrees and go to the nearest Chick-Fila.

he literally took the sheet back from a fucking corpse and demanded that the good samaritans who were helping needed to pay for it.
muslims are fucking heartless pigs.

they sleeping like the amerifats they are

Call the cops.

Snap a selfie

Welcome to Jow Forums. Enjoy your stay.

move out of brazil

Then pay for the fucking sheet. Even ghosts can have a heart if you pay them enough.

You must be new here.

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>Dead bitches are somewhat ironically worse than sex dolls.
This

It's best to have your dick in their ass right as they die, because the sphincter suction will drain the semen from your balls.

Fuck off back to R*ddit and stay there.

Smack er ass

Mods are shit. Why do you think things are so bad in this board?

>being this much of a fucking newfag and whining about how Jow Forums is and demanding change

if only we can put canada to sleep with a rake

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t.Ted Bundy

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Obviously she wanted people to see her ass or she would have worn pants

> /b
> sage

i-is it still w-w-warm?

Call the authorities
Hopefully her next of kin can be informed of her sudden passing and she can receive a proper burial

Chad af

>he didn’t lurk before posting
Fuckimg sommerkinder

Please stop posting Garbage like this. Why hasn't this even been removed?

idk this doesn't seem very political
maybe try /b/

Look at how much blood it has lost. It wont be body temperature and it'll be lucky to still be slightly warmer than the outside temperature.

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so guys..

wasnt she wearing the helmet so that wouldnt happen?
wtf happened there tbhfam?

kek fucking savage user!

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The visor was lifted.

call the local carcass authorities to clean up the street

wat movie?

Smell her arsche to see if she defecated on herself

I was expecting some thread about fags to be made in order to ask this, but this one will do as well...
Anyone knows where pic related happened?

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Make more memes of deadgirl

call the authorities

Only correct answer

Seriously. This is a shill thread made to make us look bad. Fucking kikes have no shame

Kek.

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helmets don't make you invincible retard

He cried like a little bitch as he went to be executed, also got gang-raped while on death row

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What visor?

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same place as OP's pic, it took place in Brazil.
but you knew that, right user? :3

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Clearly Brazil.

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That isn't a head injury. She was delivering a crate of ketchup. She actually died from an allergic reaction to a bee sting.

Fake pic. Can tell

Not the same helmet.