Not trying to be racist but,why are british women so ugly ?

not trying to be racist but,why are british women so ugly ?

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I mean I'd still fuck her.

I would plow that

I'd plunge her pipes gubnh

your right op shes fugly, but muh dick wants it so bad.

It's in their genes.

Danish and Norwegian vikings stole all the beautiful women over there and took them back home.

It doesn't help they are getting muttified by pakis and Arabs now.

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a nationality isn't a race

she can take my needle

>one solitary example
2 can play that game, why do all brazilians look like this ?

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>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

every night for the rest of my life I will dream of sodomizing her as she calls me mister

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Ha ha every time

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my wife first wife was a fantasy nerd who hid in her room reading all though HS. She would say thing like

Impale me with your sharp sword of pleasure

Unironcially

she needs to make herself look more like a women than some feminist bitch.

Rampant inbreeding

I like her dressed down not hip or glam as my thing is tiny brunettes preferably nerdy ones, although Maisie looks perfect she is a mouthy chav

small sample size

Fuck off, I can’t speak for the Brits as a whole, but I would commit, like 100 genocides for a single night with Haley Atwell.

They sexually selected for beer-goggles.

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If she thinned out her eyebrows she'd greatly improve her looks.

Hey I just jerked off to her mast video on celebjihad. What a coincidence!

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>not trying to be racist

You'll fit right in here. This board is a place of peace. Welcome brother

A fair question OP.

with british women , it's either fucking ugly, average or fucking beautiful.

Their moral signally fag bullshit is way worse than how they look. Actually some are fuckable in a very good filthy way

>Commit genocide for a roastie

They dont deserve it brah

you dirty spic nigger

You've never seen a real British woman which happen to be beautiful and sexy and of the upmost class

Ugh, I feel sorry for mirrors in field of view of that "woman".

But its not just the women over there in England who aren't a pretty picture, the men are pretty damn ugly, on the whole as well.

Ugliest white people country in Europe??

They're on a scale user
>pic related is an 8/10

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British woman in Greece

But i love making semen on big thick eyebrows

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Well, it was sarcasm. The point is she is fine as fuck, and dem motherfucking tits, goddam!

It s just the msm, there you either have to be retarded, black or ugly to get on TV
Normal Brits range from ugly to beautifull

>british
>woman

I imagine this is me and Maisie on our wedding night before i plow all her holes

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I see why she was your first wife, user.

I'd Fuck the shit out of Maisie.

Lived in the UK for 8 years. Now that Im back in America I have a new found appreciation for materialistic valley girl types. If you can find one who isnt a total slutbag they actually make decent GFs

why is she so short wtf
fucking 5'1 wtf. my asian girlfriend is like 5'8

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Whatever. I'd plow the shit outta her. All you faggots that find her distasteful I personally consider fucking queers. Good luck on finding women who will be willing to fuck your lazy and retarded asses.

peopleofwalmart.com will show anyone what mutts actually look like. Protip: it's literally horrific.

pic reiated

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I dumped her when she started drinking and doing pot, she wanted to go do the things she thought she missed being shy

She was Maisie size

ewww 5'8" your dating a Sasquatch

user we both know that you don't have a gf

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pic related

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>like a women
>a women
>women

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I know what you mean. Mosy that I’ve met are really only “materialistic” on the serface, most seem to just want to do the housewife thing in the end. In my experience, middle class, “valley” girls are some of the best people I’ve ever known.

>woman

Meant for

>manlets
when will they ever learn
hey not everyone here's an autist.
hell i am, but i'm a cute autist.

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>quintessentially
worth reading every time

You consider me ugly user?

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>bong talks shit about Americans
>posts pic of a fat-assed Brit in a British store
What did he mean by this?

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at first i was disgusted but i laughed before it was over.

What the absolute fuck is wrong with you autistic pieces of shit? She is grossly unattractive and is the poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome but you pathetic smegma inhaling fucks are all "urggghhh muh dick wants it" Fucking neck yourselves you degenerate wastes of life. For fucks sake I can not even put into words the hate I have for you all.

If I saw that guy I'd point and laugh

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Yeah, cos Brasileiras are so bonita eh?

Veado!

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british isnt a race tard-o

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it's mostly pre saxon DNA new groups tended to replace the top not kill every one

As Romans said "Empty Land pays no taxes"

I've always wondered that. Americans of English extraction are better looking than actual English people. I think it's because they were on an island for so many years and had to inbreed.

you incels fap to jew porn so much you can't even get it up for a normal woman who doesn't have a pound of mabelline on her face and pluck the shit out of her eyebrows.

kek

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Is that the girl from Humans?

I like them plan and nerdy

I unironically liked HBC at that start of Merlin not after she was enchanted and also because before she would have played D&D with me and let me give her the rough anal

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>British women
>ugly

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and the hideous makeover

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Brits have nice voices

>u wot m8?
>you tellin me you wouldn't snog me fishflaps if we were alone in the lift?
>u must be takin the piss

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Hurley is the only exception.

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Do they really think they are not ugly?

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I imagine Maisie saying

"Hey gov,nor wanna give me bum da ol' in and out"

"Oh Please sir fuck me bum"

Bitch from Shark Tank on the far right.

They are attractive no matter what they do, deal with it.

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I could sit here and watch this gif for entirety bb

It's all the high starch chips and no hard labor to burn it off like there grand mothers

why did this give me a boner

lol the skinny one is Irish

The British aren't a race my Dude.....lmao

That's perfect

I want her to vomit on my dick

Never gets old.

Sexier than you, Mohammad

I mean, I would give her 20 and two BK ketchup packets for a blowjob.

Britain is a race now?

That's Britainistan? Smokes too

As much as i need the money i'd sodomize Maisie for free

>my asian girlfriend

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Are these all from america?

Not all bad

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True, she probably has a nice tight butthole.

>mfw

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Tiny tight and tender, she just needs a school girl uniforme

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Reminds me of Melissa Booth from London

the goods ones emigrated

First time I've read this pasta, laughed my fucking balls off

like this?

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