Why isnt your dick as big as mine, Jow Forums?

why isnt your dick as big as mine, Jow Forums?

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where'd you get the tiny razor and shaving cream that looks really convenient

I just use my fist.

>dried out cutfag

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Yeah, well, its not like I'm using the one I've got anyway so who cares how big it is

why is your tip so small compared to the relative rest of the size of the penis

>circumcised
>shitskin
>European flag

Muslime detected.

>shaves his pubes completely like a faggot
I bet your boyfriend loves that, Achmed

This.

Stop acting like a nigger. This is shameful and only niggers do such shit.

Nice try faggot. That's a "travel size" bottle of shaving cream.

Why isn't your dick as white as mine?

i'd swuck it

Shave “your” legs and taint while you’re at it

why is your head so small

This. It looks like sandpaper.

Because yours is tiny

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So that's like 5.5 inches next to mini travel size shaving cream? I'd still suck it tho

>that tiny fucking head
What are you? a woman?

Probably used a penis pump prior to pic.

For once I agree with the usage of 'nigger' here.. stop nigging

"""Big""" lol

This. Shit looks weird as fuck.

It looks really uncomfortable to be circ'd, thank god I avoided the mutilation being born in the US

holy shit now I understand
you guys know how ameriburger "comedy" always has some bit about a roastie telling some cuckboy >is it in yet?
it's because they're all cutfags whose dicks are tiny on the end!!!
HHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA btfo by jews!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH LMAO@ur lyfe amerinigger!

What the fuck are the mods doing?

what does it feel like when you sound with the shaving gel bottle?

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how is this politics?
is your dick running for office?

LMAO

Looks disgusting and retarded

Pumps fuck your dick up, discoloring bulging in certain areas etc. Its why those blacked dudes all look bigger, its harder to notice on a cock that already looks like shit. Or op is just disfigured who knows.

I recognize that sink fucker. That better not be you..

>white dick
disgusting

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I didn't ask to e mutilated. It happened when I was an infant. I didn't have a choice.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BTFO when u wuz only a infant!!!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Bro why is your dick shaped like that lmao. What's wrong with your head. Also I'm certain most of our fucks are as big if not bigger than a razor and travel sized cream...

Pinhead Larry

How come your head is smaller than the rest of your penis?

mmm i wanna suck dat

>travel sized
PFFFFFFFFFFFFHTHTHHTAHTHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>that head
>cut
ahahahahahahaah fucking pathetic

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Are the mods still fucking asleep? WAKE THE FUCK UP MODS! SAGE.

>Pinhead Larry
KEK

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Enjoy 1/10 the pleasure of an uncut man unless you restore it

>wake up mods theyre posting cut american dicks out there!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

ASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOT BTFO'D AS AS A CHILD AHAHAHHAHAHAH

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is that way faggot

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I LOVE BEING CUT. I can last longer in bed.

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Your cock looking so juicy babe
Feed me your protein I need or I will die

Big, for Jew

Bad shape, size not important

You’re an idiot no ones dick I’ve seen has had a small head like that, definitely not from circumcision

And have a shitty orgasm

Me and you both

Shaving cream can more narrow than razorhead

you could last for days "in bed" if you just cut your entire dick off and turn into some sort of pussy-slave, if that's what you're into
then again you're probably some fat fucker who doesn't actually get laid for shit
HAAHAHHAHAHAAA

you're an idiot if you believe the orgasm is different. Skin does not effect the mental stimulation you fucking sperg

What if it’s was? Then what? Is that all you have to go along with your massive inferiority complex?

knock this shit off.
where do you think you are? Jow Forums?

ye, pic related

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Yeah. Also probably is about 5" flat judging on how he can easily flop it down on a normal height surface. Dude might even be on his tip toes.

Rofl dicklet.

This is only a semi. How is it?

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My dick can look bigger with a camera and a nice view too but in reality, it's only 5 inches long.

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>literally has a mutilated jew dick from practice that's been used in order to tone down "pleasure"
>i-it's fine I swear
BFAHFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

where's the rest of it, mutant-lad?

Are those blackheads or did you shave but somehow miss every other fucking hair?

Lol i have that shaving cream and its tiny

It's been 3 days.

post your dick next to one

What the actual fuck?!
By "last longer" you mean never cum, right? I have to prepare well and go bareback to have any chance of coming.
Nah, the quality of orgasms is still good, they're just hard to reach.

Everyone who restored their foreskin experienced 10 times the pleasure, it's a chemical thing. The more stimulation you receive during an orgasm (especially from the foreskin) contributes to a stronger orgasm. This is why if you start an orgasm and don't touch the head you will "ruin" your orgasm and experience less pleasure

Haha your dick got jewed!

poo get back in the loo

You seem to be really concerned over the state of dicks my man.

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>Package Dimensions 5.4 x 4.4 x 1.2 inches

You look like my ex. That shit was painful

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA AN ACTUAL FAGGOT

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bunch of homosexuals maaan

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there's so many bad looking dicks in this thread. you faggots should feel bad about that

>he uses the travel gillette
lmfao fucking dicklet

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holy reddit

it takes a real autist to post a pic of his dick on the internet

You left it in the penis pump waaaay too long. Your tip isn't supposed to wind up looking like a nipple on a tit.

Never been to reddit autist

yeah cause he's a euro fag boi
see:

Nice quads

Lol wtf. Btw if the head is bigger than the shaft the wamanz dont get any in/out pleasure. Gl fuckin dudes in the butt

>never posted his dick on 4changs
hello redit

Lol travel toiletry gets smaller and smaller, how do they do it?!?

He needs to get that checked

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>mods
so...
will some autist be able to figure out the actual length and width of OP's dick with photoshop and dimensional comparison before the mods 404 this thread?

>MUH DIK
MUH DIK
>MUH DIK
MUH DIK

YOU have a kid dick OP NECK YOURSELF!

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I was wondering this as well.

Does it take that whole can to shave those dick sideburns?

fucking dudes in the butt is exactly what you're gonna be doing with your cutdick that doesn't have a big head