Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - I Hope My Templates Were Put To Good Use Edition

>Thread theme
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>Rundown
CDU & SPD eating each other alive it seems.
Perhaps a happening, might TIGGER reelections.

>Polls
dawum.de/

>Targets of opportunity
youtube.com/watch?v=Yz66NM6CDMU
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>Apperently only RIGHT WING SJWs cair about censorship

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=WypJDzyZU_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=j3LWdr3cJsI
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
instagram.com/wolfpms/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=eG3TAvZvocI
youtube.com/watch?v=zvKks_BG_To
youtube.com/watch?v=RHmz7-xmFOY

>Einzelfall map
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>Meme Collections 2.0
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>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
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>A f D W A V E
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>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Based Verfassungsschutz, desu.

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finally, the only thread worth spending time on...

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Do we have Merkel's Endkrise yet?

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despite all the excitement yesterday, I believe this will be another nothing burger.
inb4 shitstorm on my head in 1,2,...

although, I'd love to be proven wrong by coming events :)

mahlzeit alman brüder

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gebumpt

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goodnight and have great day

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Hopefull the Endkriese comes with an Endlösung for those "Chrristian" parties as well.

>this account
has to be fake
right?
right???

Okay, ich hasse dich so dass ich dich in 'ne Gaskammer stecke, du türkische Schlampe!
:^)

Sleep well!

At this point anything is possible.

No wonder you get cucked by achmed, when your memes are reddit tier.

And where is your contribution?

>alman
Seen that a few times now, what the fuck does it mean? Apparently some word for Germans, or what?

well, if this is larp, it is supercharged...
don't think it is tho

I will contribute if you stop sucking schlomos cock Michel.
I dont see that happening anytime soon, so

Fuck off, Itaker. You were always a shit ally.

excusinism

Tell me, at what point am I sucking shlomos cock?
I am just now working on turning this:
youtube.com/watch?v=jU2jdDsz9e4

and epsecially this:
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into viable propaganda.

So by all means, keep pissing on the things we try to do here, but don't be surprised if you are met with disdain.

Unfortunately, this is not a fake account
This bitch is really that stupid
>confuses critical theory, with racism

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kek

>.jpg
REEEEEE
save as .png please.
That said, nice idea desu.

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More like you sucked mussolinis cock, not learning your lesson from ww1. Letting him keep parts of austria

as predicted:
racism push
personified racism shaming push

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MAN!
I think we have to put QR codes on that shit and link to the pedohpile-encouragment that these fags gave in the 80s.

they will try, as well as in england
> political correctness only works if you have something that is incorrect

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Von der Leyen demands 25 billion euros more for Bundeswehr
> 15% of the Bundeswehr are Muslim
> internal use should be expanded
>the muslims become a taskforce for the commis

do you see a connection?
just put the dots together

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>QR Code
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well. no.
of course she wants more money.
tha muslim subversion is a separate issue, independent of concrete budget extension urgings
but you are right, pooblikk spayze probably needs awareness
possible angle: football players & erdogan
as always: steinmeir v. erdogan the score
7:1

The JEWlluminati will never let their Nihilistic-Cuck Mercenary Army be controlled by their brown bio-weapons don't worry. They will be in charge of doing "on the terrain" work of the "managed race war" and will be the goons of the "in your face" totalitarian system of the post-"managed race war" World.

Of course, the brown will not control
But Islamophobia is the substitute for anti-Semitism and thus becomes a power instrument

How can you achieve that? where you use Islam everywhere to create resentment

so you can strengthen the minorities in your ingroup preferenc and control the others

ancient powergame
(Machavellie, the prince)

The roastie holocaust continues.

shz.de/lokales/holsteinischer-courier/blutiger-beziehungsstreit-id20129227.html

>Blutiger Beziehungsstreit in der Kieler Straße: Lebensgefährte Hamid M. (34) soll der Freundin ein Messer in den Bauch gerammt haben. „Nach ersten Erkenntnissen eskalierte in der gemeinsamen Wohnung ein Streit“, sagte Polizeisprecherin Finja Böttke. „Bei diesem Streit wurde die junge Frau mit einem Messer attackiert.“

>Überall in dem Mehrfamilienhaus waren die furchtbaren Schreie zu hören. Nachbarin Kerstin Kahl (28): „Sabrina schlug gegen unsere Tür, ich habe sie reingelassen. Es war ja nicht der erste Streit. Immer wieder hat er sie und die Kinder verprügelt.“

>Hamid M. und Sabrina S. waren seit fünf Jahren ein Paar, haben drei gemeinsame Kinder. Zwei Söhne (3 und 2) und eine Tochter (zehn Monate). Doch der Lebensgefährte aus Afghanistan ließ die junge Mutter oft allein. „Ich hatte das Gefühl, er hatte keine Lust auf die Kinder, war lieber mit seinen Freunden zusammen. Allerdings sperrte er sie dann ein, beschimpfte sie als Hure.“

Pic vaguely related.

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>The roastie holocaust continues.

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It basically means german and is mostly used by turks and arabs. But it is ususaly used with a negative connotation, describing a stereotype german who wears socks and sandals and is ultra cucked.

>haben drei gemeinsame Kinder.
damage done, mission accomplished

train docile sheep to grow up to be even more docile sheep, then let in the wolves

the male Version of Feminist. want to take everything and give nothing.

the article says she already fled to a Frauenhaus but he begged she would come back and she eventually gave in. This dog like faggotry (which makes many women weak) I love you Habibi I swear I will change. you are like my stars and my moon. My heart weeps bloody tears when I don't have you at my side Wallah...
combined with lethal irrational chimpouts is so annoying about men from those cultures

>anal sex selfies

ayyyyy remember, m8?

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>You'd have to thoroughly oil up such an enormous bait else it might get stuck in the Strait of Gibraltar

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*screams externally*

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Roasties still fall for it every time

yeah but German men (White men) are somehow demonized toxic masculinity and the White man also exploit(ed) the dark man with slavery and war and colonialism (you knowb the drill)
and German men don't want children in strong numbers because of child alimony laws while those men do, especially if they Need a passport. So you have men who are put on a pedestal (migrants) and who are eager to go for local women and men who are put down (local men) who are not so eager (anymore) to go for local women. That automatically leads to more such relationships (like pottery)

>German men don't want children in strong numbers
reproductive strategy
Typical properties of r-strategists (nigger, sandnigger, chinks, poos, etc.)
Rapid individual development and small body size
Short life span with high multiplication rate
Early onset of reproduction, short birth intervals, high litter size
Low parental care
Smaller (weaker) brain

Typical properties of K-selection (Europeans, Japanese, etc.)
Slow individual development and tall body size
Long life span with low multiplication rate
Later breeding start, long birth distances, small litter size
Pronounced parental brood care
Big (more powerful) brain

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Yesterday there was some pro homosexuality posting here, but I think the poofters are not good for the movement. You see we have witnessed time and time again that poofters in any movement will flip the moment it becomes convinient for them, they’re in it for the acceptance, not the actual goals of the movement.

Totally agree on that ... r/K would need a bit of adaption but else a very strong theory.

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>I think the poofters are not good for the movement
Of course they are not good for the movement
but they are currently the figureheads of the left, so it's good if we have a few on our side

Höcke detected

of course one would have to adapt it to human behavior
but the nuclear statement is correct

stolen from another Krautanon... keked me, but failed to garner more attention yesterday

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You're welcome

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Stop, you Querulant, and become a part of the new REICH
>scheiß Volkszersetzter :D
>As soon as I am at power I have to re-educate the Wessis damn

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That's pretty stupid btw. We had a similar population growth like the left graph. Between 1830 and 1940 we almost quadrupled our population.

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Knife attack in Berlin
two persons hurt
>Mordkommission ermittelt
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Well I saved it yesterday ;)

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Nah, the left has already turned on poofters. It’s important to understand that they’re usefull idiots at best.

it all depends on the environmental conditions, and the education
> That's why I said that it has to be adapted to human behavior
>human behavior is controlled by culture
and that's actually the key element

This gif needs some cheeky editing.

What you got in mind? ;)

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ha! fugg : DDD
newfag!
it is a pre election meme.
what did you do to the real tipsy frangensdeinisdd ??!!

But then you should argue with sociology instead of arguing with r and K strategists. It's unnecessesary reaching and will probably just invite accusations of "racist pseudoscience".

plausible chain of events

>bild.de/regional/berlin/angriff/auf-zwei-maenner-in-s-bahn-56024806
a drill has nothing to do with drilling
and islam has nothing to do with islamic terror
>why have a German collective guilt?
>why muslims have no collective guilt?

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>Shit I blew my cover!! *arglblargl*

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>racist pseudoscience
I already understood you, what argumentation in the public is concerned

but fact is: the more stupid the more children

>the more stupid
less inteligence is the formally correct framing

perps confirmed?

another two heroes fallen in the great battle for diversity
only total diversity can set you free, desu

political correct term in 2018 otherwise talented
or knowledgeresistant

That 'more stupid more children' paradigm imho is based on shifted energy allocation both during pregnancy and later life as well as on differently 'tweaked' genetic networks. Everything in biology has a price attached ... you wanna be more fertile, you have to take disadvantages somewhere else.

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>political correct
no. politically corret would be the blank slate axiom:
thus born with less priviledge

i mean technically correct, formally there is not stupidity, but the absence of intelligence,
in the same way there is no cold but the absence of thermal energy

>academics, please respond

Don't forget to also consider lack of self-control and the ability (or lack thereof) to delay reward and gratification. Very important parameters for 'success'.

that's right, if we want to overcome this debacle
At some point we have to seriously discuss the issue of artificial insemination and maternity

Women who are not so intelligent carry children out for intelligent women and receive financial compensation
You could even offer it as a job

Yeah I totally lacked an opportunity back then ... but was not that rooted in the board at that point yet, also most of my theories were still in the making.

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Interesting idea! They had some slight success with artificial wombs as of late ... might also be something we will see in the future. Still, I had this discussion with Lithuanian fren recently and he said he would prefer 'natural' reproduction assuming a 'healthy' source population. I see the reasons for this mostly in our relative lack of understanding of human genetics at this point in time ... might gloriously fuck up by 'playing god' without full understanding.

Start small with the engineering and see how it goes.

thats no good because of heritability

angle:
do you have children?
do you recognize how much they resemble you?
you think it is a good idea to carelessly play with demographics?!

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>artificial insemination
ah, overread this somehow

we should go completely "lebensborn"
seriously, with our technical skills we could make the intellectual quantum leap.
and would our people secure the future
we do not even need to play god, we can fertilize high quality oocytes with high quality sperm and then peer surrogate mother delivered

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somewhat orthogonal i guess, but yes.
instant gratification is key mechanism for corruption, and virtue signalling and subsequent righteous shaming is a prime example of effortlessly proclaimed agency

think of the possibilities

>wasting our genetic resources for a liberal pipedream will cost all generations who come after us only life-strength

Isn't the attack on the family a general thing in Europe?

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I HAVE A DREAM

I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Europes idealism dream.

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is your dream about shaved men in stockings?

The issue is that you can run into all kinds of complications with that. Excessively selecting for few traits does end up causing problems in other areas, for example maximizing intelligence will easily result in increased prevalence of mental illness.

If they’re shaved then is it gay?

idk you have to ask him, it was not my dream