Daily reminder that the FBI thinks you're all retarded

Nowadays everybody wanna act like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish and mothafuckas act like they forgot about drumpf.

I'd like to know who the based FBI nigger was that leaked this incredibly damaging stuff is. They tried to bury this bit someone made sure they couldn't.

it's a daily reminder. We all need to be reminded every day from now until the the midterm elections and beyond.

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Sweet thread shlomo. I totally believe you.

checked

> professional
> 50% chance of being incapable of working for 4 years at a time

Shh, they'll be asking for a pension next

Daily reminder that OP is retarded. And a faggot.

As one of us, I can humbly say... We are mostly retarded.

fuckin straya, don't ever change.

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The fbi is a bunch of Hillary loving reddt tier faggots according to their own texts. They can’t even stop mass shootings they just sit around and bitch about trump and try to come up with schemes to get him out of office. Absolutely pathetic, no better than mall cops.

FPBP!

Daily reminder the FBI was just raped in the public sphere of opinion and people have either immense hatred for the organization or think they are comical, goofy, and cucked.

No problem, the feeling is mutual.

Nobody leaked anything. Its the IG system functioning as designed.

true, and its fun here. also some of these retards talk about shit the brilliant journalists wont touch. fbi, why do you cover up the pedophocracy?

yeah that's about the one thing they got right.

we need FBI soiboi gifs.

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The IG report was to make sure that everyone in the FBI forever knows to hide their SJW marxist faggotry.
After all, do you have a non-obvious explanation why the Executive Summary recommends:

– the FBI add a warning banner to all of the FBI’s mobile phones and devices in order to further notify users that they have no reasonable expectation of privacy.

Just after they recommend:

– the Office of the DAG improve the retention and monitoring of texts…

___ I mean, isn’t the ‘banner’ a bit like the police posting signs in prisons to: “Be sure to wear gloves, hair nets, and profilactics next time to avoid leaving DNA.

Good, fuck the feds too.

One of the agents who interviewed Clinton also texted his ladyfriend "I'm with her" and complained that asking Clinton about contradictory claims she'd made was being "forced" to do something he "adamantly opposed." So, uh, yeah. Also, The IG report also claims that appropriate questions were asked & her testimony was challenged during the interview. How could the IG have concluded this when her interview wasn’t recorded or transcribed, just summarized?

Also From IG report: Agent discusses interview with a witness who assisted the Clintons at their Chappaqua residence:

FBI Employee: "how did the [witness] go”

Agent: “Awesome. Lied his ass off."

Agent: "Even if he said the truth ... aint noone gonna do shit”

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they are on to us.

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Threadly reminder that the IG report reveals that the FBI texts each other like gossipy 14 yr old girls so I don't give a fuck what they think. Kek.

Additionally, the popular talking point presented by those who defend the DOJ and FBI is about how the “rank and file” shouldn’t be blamed for the politicization and corrupt behavior of the senior DOJ and FBI leadership.

Oh really?

Well, lets take a look at the “Rank and File”:

On August 29, 2016, Agent 1 and Agent 5 exchanged the following instant messages as part of a discussion about their jobs. The sender of each message is noted after the timestamp.

10:39:49, Agent 1: “I find anyone who enjoys [this job] an absolute fucking idiot. If you dont think so, ask them one more question. Who are you voting for? I guarantee you it will be Donald Drumpf.”
10:40:13, Agent 5: “i forgot about drumpf…”
10:40:27, Agent 5: “that’s so sad and pathetic if they want to vote for him.”
10:40:43, Agent 5: “someone who can’t answer a question”
10:40:51, Agent 5: “someone who can’t be professional for even a second”
On September 9, 2016, Agent 1 and Agent 5 exchanged the following instant messages.

08:56:43, Agent 5: “i’m trying to think of a ‘would i rather’ instead of spending time with those people”
08:56:54, Agent 1: “stick your tongue in a fan??”
08:56:58, Agent 5: “i would rather have brunch with trump”
08:57:03, Agent 1: “ha”
08:57:15, Agent 1: “french toast with drumpf”
08:57:19, Agent 5: “i would rather have brunch with trump and a bunch of his supporters like the ones from ohio that are retarded”
08:57:23, Agent 5: “:)”

Well, they're not wrong.

09:38:14, FBI Attorney 2: “I am numb.”

09:55:35, FBI Employee: “I can’t stop crying.”

10:00:13 FBI Attorney 2: “That makes me even more sad.”

10:43:20 FBI Employee: “Like, what happened?”

10:43:37 FBI Employee: “You promised me this wouldn’t happen. YOU PROMISED.”

10:43:43 FBI Employee: Okay, that might have been a lie…”

10:43:46, FBI Employee: “I’m very upset.”

10:43:47, FBI Employee: “haha”

10:51:48, FBI Attorney 2: “I am so stressed about what I could have done differently.”

10:54:29, FBI Employee: “Don’t stress. None of that mattered.”

10:54:31, FBI Employee: “The FBI’s influence.”

10:59:36, FBI Attorney 2: “I don’t know. We broke the momentum.”

11:00:03, FBI Employee: “That is not so.”

11:02:22, FBI Employee: “All the people who were initially voting for her would not, and were not, swayed by any decision the FBI put out. Trump’s supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS that think he will magically grant them jobs for doing nothing. They probably didn’t watch the debates, aren’t fully educated on his policies, and are stupidly wrapped up in his unmerited enthusiasm.”

11:11:43, FBI Attorney 2: “I’m just devastated. I can’t wait until I can leave today and just shut off the world for the next four days.”

11:12:06, FBI Employee: “Why are you devastated?”

11:12:18, FBI Employee: “Yes, I’m not watching tv for four years.”

11:14:16, FBI Attorney 2: “I just can’t imagine the systematic disassembly of the progress we made over the last 8 years. ACA is gone. Who knows if the rhetoric about deporting people, walls, and crap is true. I honestly feel like there is going to be a lot more gun issues, too, the crazies won finally. This is the tea party on steroids. And the GOP is going to be lost, they have to deal with an incumbent in 4 years. We have to fight this again. Also Pence is stupid.”

"She might be our next president. The last thing you need us going in there loaded for bear," Page, an FBI attorney, said in a discussion on February 25, 2016, about personnel involved in the investigation. "You think she's going to remember or care that it was more doj than fbi?"
"Agreed," replied Strzok, who was romantically involved with Page, and who led the probe as the former No. 2 counterintelligence official at the bureau.

and

“[Trump’s] not ever going to become president, right? Right?!” Page texted Strzok.

“No. No he won’t. We’ll stop it,” Strzok responded

and

Strzok – "Just went to a southern Virginia Walmart. I could SMELL the Trump support."

And

I want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in Andy’s office — that there’s no way (Trump) gets elected — but I’m afraid we can’t take that risk,” top FBI counterintelligence agent Peter Strzok wrote.

and

“It’s like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before you’re 40,” Strzok added.

but somehow

“No bias”

???????????

WTF?!

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Looking at their text communications made me realize that a lot of the shills we thought were just shareblue were actually feds and consequently, I have zero faith in the competence of all the letter agencies except for the NSA now.

Wait . I am from Ohio . you think they were talking about me ?

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I notice that syntax, too.

"we identified instances where FBI employees received tickets to sporting events from journalists, went on golfing outings with media representatives, were treated to drinks and meals after work by reporters, and were the guests of journalists at nonpublic social events."

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I've always assumed the shills were low tier multiculti idiots that needed a job, it's a bit disconcerting to find out they are rank and file FBI niggers.

The worst part is the American people have to eat it. No one is held accountable. Congress is happy just collecting their checks and taking advantage of their ability to get away with insider trading ect.. none of them wants to rock the boat.

one of you guys thought we were cool in 2015-16

I'm trying not to think about it too much because it's just...so damn ridiculous. The people who got the pass are this stupid? But they make the income they do? Fucking clownworld.

yeah, well i think THEY'RE retarded

The report also reveals that one FBI attorney assigned to the special counsel's team was found to have sent politically charged FBINet instant messages to other FBI officials.

That FBI employee sent messages such as: "As I have initiated the destruction of the republic...Would you be so kind as to have a coffee with me this afternoon?"

Another instant message read: "I'm clinging to small pockets of happiness in the dark time of the Republic's destruction."

The report did not reveal this FBI official's name, but did state that the official worked on both the Clinton email investigation and the Russia probe.

The FBI official left the special counsel's team in February of this year, following revelations of his politically charged messages.

The special counsel's office did not immediately respond to Fox News' request for comment on the investigator who left the team in February.

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>Took the entrance exam, scored higher than perfect with military experience bonus points, walked away
Fuck you FBI

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fuck Drumf and Fuck white people we cant let this orange Hurtler get his hands on the nuclear codes

They may have high paying prestigious jobs but they are still failures. Stzruk for example was cheating on his wife with some ugly jewish looking monster and everything is going wrong around him. That's the future for all these faggots, they have become to numerous to prevent system failure.

^this

we are, there is absolutely nothing to pay attention to here

Nice flag, fellow racist.

This is where the cowboy rides away....

No argument here.
>memeflaggot
>we
>nothing to pay attention to here
>pay no attention to the man behind the curtain goy
Go away kike.

Heyyy fffbiii!

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They’re not wrong

But they are.

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There are a few CIA bro's and the FSB make good OC but most of the intel agents on this board are useless maggots that actually need to go back.

if they did they wouldnt have used us to do seth rich and imram awan....
this is just the fbi forum for people that are autistic, smoke weed, or are retarded, or gay.
it's that simple.
also the jews run this site.

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I am retarded though.

Mods, the kikes are spamming this porn site non stop. German and Brazilian IP addresses.

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I think it’s funny the jews push the three “sacred” professions so fucking hard... that the fbi has turned into a lawyer dumping ground.

The Jewish sacred three, lawyer, doctor, banker... everything else is below jews

Russian, too. See

Agreed.

This Krautflag bot is ghey.

Is that pedospam your way of shaming white girls Hans?

I'm betting money (((m i n d g e e k))) is behind this.

Hi there FBI! raiding atomwaffen reunions as usual?

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Daily reminder, Comey whining and crying about encryption was funnier than hell.

I still don't know why they are keeping these so called agents names out of the report.Its not like it would endanger national security... Other than Strzok and Page, who are these people? and how involved where they in the investigations? These thots might still be on the payroll as far as i can tell...

>on the payroll
indeed they still are.

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>FBI

FIB

I'm emotionally retarded

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I was only pretending to act retarded haha got you FBI

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It won’t affect the lawsuits

>they're making fun of us agent 1!
>quick! spam girls in booty shorts while replying to their posts!
I don't get what's the goal here. Distraction? If so, you feds really are retarded.

Any cat owner here pls I need some help.

you were not supposed to poo on it..

guess starbucks tier sensitity training will sort things out in the FBI, nothing to worry about then

>"we identified instances where FBI employees received tickets to sporting events from journalists, went on golfing outings with media representatives, were treated to drinks and meals after work by reporters, and were the guests of journalists at nonpublic social events."

this treasonous behavior alone should get them hanged

>"We will separately report on those investigations as they are concluded..."
very reassuring

Jokes on them I was only pretending

that explains why they rangeban my ISP to stop me from posting here

Sessions will be strung up dead from the highest flagpole in alabama if he keeps this up. They woefully underestimate the fire they are playing with by not dealing with this treasonous infestation.

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Always better to be underestimated, OP

FBI was dumb enough to try to rig an election and fail, and still get caught. The whole agency is going to jail. The whole agency is full of the family members of Democrat politicians, Marxists, Jews, and affirmative action hires with sub-100 IQ. They hate the public, they hate white people, they hate Republicans, and wish to become STASI.

We need to pull up the xkeyscore of every FBI agent, they’re probably all in cahoots with organized crime, Chinese communists, Iran, etc.

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FBI

Days Without Accidentally Shooting While Dancing = 7

You go girl!

and then he ruined his marriage and career for a goblin lmao

If we could get daily postings of their home addresses and other useful information that would be great.

Become a taxi driver in a fbi town it's not that hard

KANGZ

they are right. pol believes itself to be high iq and red pilled, but is really the biggest group of retards gathered in one place on the web

user, if you could change any content on the fbi website, what would you change?

go crazy. dream big.
this is purely hypothetical and should not be misconstrued as solicitation.

You think that’s bad, you should read the IG REPORT.

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It's funny because the FBI communicates like dumb 12 year old girls who don't know anything past Hannah Montana.

What's difficult to understand? They're useful idiots.

Basically this and this.

they also thought hillary would win

>11:02:22, FBI Employee: “All the people who were initially voting for her would not, and were not, swayed by any decision the FBI put out. Trump’s supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS that think he will magically grant them jobs for doing nothing. They probably didn’t watch the debates, aren’t fully educated on his policies, and are stupidly wrapped up in his unmerited enthusiasm.”
Many people voted for him because of this campaign promises. What the hell did Clinton have to offer?
It's funny how people in the midwest always accuse democrats of talking down to them. Yet, here they are seeing us as uneducated while at the same time having total self-awareness

Can't wait for the new FBI college recruits to turn the place around.