> be me
> Japanese boi
> living in glorious Nippon
> go to my local ramen place to consume my daily 20kg of pasta with lukewarm water and vinegar
> spot a fucking gaijin
> literal whittu piggu sitting on my spot
> orders yakisoba
> dirty western piggu eating yakisoba like a fucking retard
> not eating yakisoba in the proper way given by our ancestors
> REEEEE.jpg
> get out of glorious country you western trash
be me
>fucking gaijin
lol
>proper way
That's with mayo, bulldog sauce and ground seaweed right?
is this for real... top kek if it is
funny because just 3 hours ago i was on skype with my mother and sister who are in Japan on tourism. They rided the maglev train yesterday. Tomorrow they go to Fuji mountain if the weather is good.
> literal whittu piggu sitting on my spot
my sides
Honestly its inspiring me to visit Japan a few times and tape my experiences and make a documentary about racism. If people see a white person on the shit end maybe it'll change their mind and make them pro-immigration. Maybe it'll show exactly what privilege is and highlight how white privilege works here in the west. It's a gold mind for western liberalism is showing what it all means.
>be me
>dirty western piggu
cope
woah, are you royalty or something
>you will always be a disgraceful western piggu
>you will never be an austistic nipponese NEET
why even live?
Based nip. Expats are usually trashy people. Since we can't have gas chambers anymore do us a favour and cull them.
?! It's somewhat expensive trip but not that expensive...well in the means of middle class people.
I'm 1/4 Japanese and mostly whiteu piggu
don't come
we full
Makes me want to come to Japan for a holiday. Heck, maybe I'll stay. Get myself a cute Japanese wife. I hear they're desperate as hell over there because of all the hikkikomori men.
disgrace your family
too many gook words couldn't parse this faggoty shit
Thats what I'm talking about :^)
you have homework to grade, john
OP is the obvious gaijin piggu who got the stinkeye from a Nip at some ramen shop.
Wash your balls, OP, they are sweaty from your gaijin fattu.
I guess I am working class now
I put ketchup on ramen
fite me
Based Nip should've spat on his noodles
kek...mom and sister said that yesterday there were a bunch of school kids in school uniform starting english conversations with tourists, it is part of school curriculum.
>t. engrish teacher larper
have you fucked Anri Okita yet? god I worship that fucking glorious whore.
I can't believe someone wouldn't eat yakisoba in a proper and based way, I myself love Japanese culture and read many mangas. My plan is to learn Japanese through my extensive collection of Anime and Japanese literature.
Samefagging insect detected
The keurig is the greater offense.
Nothing you can do to ramen depresses me, it is trash food anyway.
Yeah I mean OP is a 19yo Gyrene and thinks he found a neat way to larp on the internet.
>don't rape and murder too many Japs, OP.
end yourself
>newfag thinks changing his flag changes his ID
Back to Jow Forums you go.
I will kill you with my bare hands you subhuman!
Unironically pic related.
This is obviously a LARP. Jow Forums is heading the way of old /b/ isn't it? Sage.
Kek
My Grandma was disowned, jokes on them though, my gramps ended up making countless millions starting an advertising company in your country.
>yakisoba
How can anyone eat that shit?
Nice larp tho
My dad cooks a mean yakisoba
omg is that mac and cheese too
Wouldn't work, as you will simply witness white people taking it all in stride, because white people have a high enough IQ to understand that mean words and cold stares are not capable of causing physical harm
Wtf I thought Italians were known for their taste in cuisine
So... it's ok when a jap comes to my country takes my job and then the local government forces me to deal with it.
Because if I don't then I'm a biggot, but as soon a a fat American sits in your chair you whine like the monkey shit you are?
Karma is a bitch ain't she yellow man?
I would give this a chance.
no one said that
and how retarded do you have to be to believe that japanese flags are actual japanese posters
the closest you'll get is some mutt
nice larp
there is literally no racism here unless you act like a fucking retard.
Good job autist