Explain this to me

Explain this to me.
America land of the brave, land of the free, Everyone trusts their government 100% and follow the party line they have subscribed to to the tee, pretty much religiously hold it as a sin to have a bit different beliefs than their Drumpf overlord or warlord Hillary.

Eastern Europe land of the poor dirt eating, slaves thieves and gypsies. Nobody trusts a single piece of the government or anything that they say, everything is criticized. When the politician you like does stupid shit you call him out on that.

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>Everyone trusts their government 100%
What? I don't, I doubt anyone on Jow Forums does either. My parents don't and millions don't trust their government one bit. You should never trust your government. Only lefties trust the government.
>and follow the party line they have subscribed to to the tee
Also false
>pretty much religiously hold it as a sin to have a bit different beliefs than their Drumpf overlord or warlord Hillary.
People want more parties but our third parties besides the Constitution Party are complete memes

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>and follow the party line they have subscribed to to the tee
What's /ptg/ and mods keep deleting mutt memes.
Americans aren't as smart as you think mate.

>Everyone trusts their government 100%
Wrong. This is the government that was behind Benghazi, almost drove the Grey Wolf to extinction, Has made constant efforts to disarm us, and over steps its bounds everyday. My trust in the gov't has been more and more eroded as the years pass by.

>religiously hold it as a sin to have a bit different beliefs than their Drumpf overlord or warlord Hillary.
Wrong. Trump is soft on the second amendment and who knows what else. He's better than King Berry, but I wouldn't trust him without any checks and balances.

>When the politician you like does stupid shit you call him out on that.
American Jow Forums browsers have done this multiple times to Trump over the years.

Nah dude. People here distrust the government, that's why we're so keen on muh 2nd amendment and shit. I'm in the army and no one here trusts politicians or even the army itself. Our nation is founded on rebellion against what we consider oppressive regimes so our default outlook is that big government is bad. But then we have the libshits who hate America and want communism but there are retards everywhere.

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>everyone trusts the government
top kek...no.

>All Americans visit /PTG/
You're not the brightest person are you?

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>Everyone trusts their government
Biggest voting bloc is independents, so no. But, I do see what you mean. It's just that the US hasn't had a long enough history to know any better, and only one form of government. (2 if you consider the colonies)

More proof that americans are retards.
You only talk of yourselves and forget the large populace that is absolutely ok with what is going on right now and believe every word of the government.

You don't know shit you little bitch.

Proofs?

Man, I wasn't aware of hilariously wrong stereotypes about us were in the third world.

Tell us more what things are like in the country you don't live in, we're fascinated by your miraculous insight.

>You only talk of yourselves and forget the large populace that is absolutely ok with what is going on right now and believe every word of the government.
Nigger the majority voted for a man who said nothing but the most abhorrent words about our government. I will agree we have too many normies but don't act like you don't have your fair share of them.

Yep, we sure are obedient to whoever's in charge, that's us Americans to a "tee" as you put it. You're from Eastern motherfucking Europe and you think we are all trusting of the government? This is a level of self aware reserved for hippos in mid-drifts at the beach.

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>Everyone trusts their government 100% and follow the party line they have subscribed to to the tee

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>Everyone trusts their government 100%
Americas entire history is based off hating the government

Look at this dumbfuck who generalizes all Americans as this absurd strawman which is way more characteristic of the useless slav he is!

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everyone trusts their SIDE 100%
we only have 2 sides to pick
congress is filled with bureaucrats who just want to stay in office for life and rarely ever listen to the people.

>Everyone trusts their government 100%
no thats the complete opposite of what america is like

>everyone trusts their SIDE 100%
I haven't seen someone like that in years, both parties have worn out any real good will the people ever had for them, the final nail being when they gave us a Jeb/Hillary race and expected us to "choose". The parties are shit, nobody young or old respects them but for those who's careers and well-being directly rely on it.

>Everyone trusts their government 100% and follow the party line they have subscribed to to the tee
>Literally a government built on the fact that governments can't be trusted

I swear to god I had no idea Lithuanians were this retarded. Is it possible the fallout from Chernobyl made it that far?

Are you joking? Everyone here hates the government.

Whenever they do a census they send out government workers to peoples homes to fill out forms. A few of the census takers always get shot once the homeowners figure out they're working for the government.

>Hey americans why do you always do this stupid thing 100% of the time and you can see it everywhere all the time
>NO WE DON'T! We were merely pretending. Look how cool we are!!
Can't fool me.

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even normies dont trust the govt wtf are you smoking bitch

>why are you dumb?
>no shut up, you're dumb
Is this what passes for banter in your irrelevant corner of nowhere?

>A few of the census takers always get shot
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Man, we fucking hate out government.

Ok this is epic

Have you even looked an congressional approval?

>americans trust their government
Are you fucking retarded? You do know there's a reason why American citizens own more firearms and ammunition than your entire army, and it isnt because were afraid of deer?

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>our general populace is more heavily armed than some armies
I can't even imagine not being American, how depressing it must be.

>We have the guns to fight the government
>They're taking away gun rights what can we do
You sure know how to use them though.

But they're not taking away the right to own guns, there's just some bitches bitching that we should. Do you get your news from a seashell or something you thick fuck?

When they come to take your guns I doubt many will fight back. Don’t be so defensive.

Are you serious?
It has been infringed upon so many times now it's close to being european.

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Here's how it happened:
>be american in 1787
>hear about meeting in Philadelphia to amend current frame of government
>bunch of rich guys, creditors, businessmen, merchants, masons religious types, meet in "secret" behind closed doors
>pretty much everyone in attendance agrees amending won't work
>Manlet James Madison says "hey fags how about we just start over?"
>unravels his ready made "Virgina Plan" on the table
>"Britty gool!"
>"uh hey guys we were only ordered to make changes to the articles of confederation, not create a whole new government"
>"fuck off patriot boyscout queermos, we want eurofags to respect our massive throbbing central government"
>Martin Luther and John Francis Mercer slowly walk toward the exit
>(hand-rubbing intensifies)
>plan revolves around greatly expanding reach of a new national government and usurping power from state governments
>made government bigger while claiming "we're limiting government!"
>Elbridge Gerry, Robert Yates, George Mason refuse to sign
>"this isn't federalism...where's our bill of rights?...the president has too much power...the states will lose their sovereignty...didn't we just fight a war to be free from a central government?...congress is too small to represent the people...this is a coup...a plan for an aristocracy...the people aren't safe from the new big government...this will result in civil war...this will result in martial law...the president is the king we don't want...judiciary branch will become too powerful..." type arguments foment the people against the new nationalist constitution

>yawn...nationalists are better organized and funded..."hey read our articles about why you need more government", will eventually be published as "the federalist papers"
>nationalists call themselves "federalists" and call the opposition "anti-federalists"
>anti-federalists: "what the fugg, we're the real federalists"
>[label stealing and mislabeling will become norm in US politics]
>Special ratifying conventions formed by states, representives are hastily chosen
>no real debate
> "it's time!"..."The time for debate is over"..."we need to stop living in the past"..."we need to act now"...type memes crawl out of one of the circles of hell
>newspapers support constitution, limits space for anti-constitution views
>states overwhelmingly ratify constitution within a short period of time
>some states say "we get to leave if shit hits fan"
>other states say "we need a bill of rights"
>Manlet Madison: (intense head rubbing) "ok fine!"
>over 200 proposals for bill of right amendments pour in from the states
>"Term limits? Where do these tricorner tipping redneckbeard faggots think they are? Theyre totally fucking kidding themselves if they think we're ever giving them that." - Chad McFramer, Bill of Rights Commission member, 1790
>whittle 200 ideas for freedom down to ten amendments, forming weak bill of rights
>Then Americans say in unison "Britty Gool" and a premature nation is born

YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE MEDIA TOO MUCH. only retards follow parties religiously. there are retards who watch fox news and refuse to believe in anything anti trump same with the left and hillary. its all just bs politics is just a big meme. seek great things not great people.