Meme magic is real

Yes meme magic is real. No you have no power here. Yes we see through your lies. Yes we know exactly what you mean by "tearing open the fabric until we are enlightened and ruthless". No we will not go gently into the night. Yes you will he destroyed with your Saturnian ilk and child murderers.

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no it's not neckbeard

It very much is.

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kys faggot

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Kek is the bringer of the light

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praise him

chaos is need user, loki is not the devil though we all hate him. he is a needed ebin to make the world spin. he's always up no good. this is the last time we caught him on camera. it's on iceland, he was trying to get this corpse for one reason or another, why picked that corpse I mean, but he was obviously out there to try to create another one of his children but luckily odin was there to stop him. she doesn't even know, she just knows something is really wrong so she keps dragging the coffin with her to throw it to sea
youtube.com/watch?v=XmGdSOhBx8E&feature=youtu.be&t=229

Odin he follows her all the way. God is always there when you need him, but he won't pull her chest. you have to do your own pulling in life, but when it really matters he is there

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Praise KEK

A new era is coming.

I bet you post on reddit as well .
you r/thedonalds made my pepe cringeworthy

Your pepe?

>my pepe

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our pepe

it's not new, it's been going all along you just don't see it. like elves

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>elves
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/30/iceland-unearths-rock-to-appease-angry-elves/

my god my dog is nuts outside, I hope it's not elves

I am traveling to Iceland soon. It will be such a profound experience.

>demonic
Nah, the only thing OP is doing by posting this is praising God, whether he realizes or not. See the translation of the chant below.

The earth trembled and was still when God arose in judgment, alleluia.

In Judah is God known: His name is great in Israel, alleluia, when God arose in judgment, alleluia.

His dwelling is in peace and in repose, and in Sion is His habitation, alleluia, when God arose in judgment, alleluia.

There He broke bow arrows, shield, sword, and war weapons, you are glorious, more wonderful than eternal mountains, alleluia.

The earth trembled and was still when God arose in judgment, alleluia.

also the christmass two years ago, I forgot to give the local elf called nissen(that's your santa claus), porridge. strange stuff happened, so I ran down to the store and bought it and sat it out to him.

Then next year, it wasn't only me, I didn't even tell anyone, but I forgot. on christmass eve as everyone was leaving, it happened again. you could clearly hear somone kicked in the metal stairs outside... he was not pleased. they all heard it, I didn't even explain the situation. but that son of a bitch can make your life a living hell

you can see one of them here clearly, as the jumper bows over to release his skis, he tries to run behind him to not get detected. that's a nisse! a kind of elf that lives in the gravemounds
youtube.com/watch?v=msSoq4lpULY&feature=youtu.be&t=136
he scares the shit out of me

they didn't have the software back then even, that shit is n ot human

you must go to blálonið/the blue lagoon.

is like going to moon, I can't describe it. it's this sound coming up from the ground there. it smells like fart everywhere though btw. But when you get in the water too, if you have like beardbuds and stick it under, it starts to crackle around it. it's very strange. you should really go there it's very strange place

Thank you for that beautiful translation user.

Dear God, lord in heaven, hallowed be thy name, your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, forgive us for our debts as we forgive our debtors. Do not lead us to a path of temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Amen

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Thank you, any other suggestions?

You're welcome user, but I found it online, so I can't take credit. And amen indeed.

go with their monster trucks on the glaciers. and go see some geysirs. you can go fishing there too, but they fucking rip you off that shit is far too expensive

They have these monster trucks there where you can go with them on the glaciers. they empty the air out of the tires sometimes to get through, and then they have fill them up again. they are quite cool. other than that see the city, just go there and get hammered like me. they drink hard when they do and if you agro or piss them off they will beat you up. but you be just be find, that's just like here. either you drank hard, or you don't drink. that's nordic culture. no wine sipping. nothing will happen to you though we treat foreigners different ofc, like quests. as long as you are white. You can get in trouble for hitting on their women though

kek

and I am getting drunk... all these spellings, but you understand what I mean. you should go there, it's a unique place

don't fall for their fishing scams and don't eat that rotten shark ffs don't

Nice reddit spacing.

heh I remember my first time there on iceland that is.
so like there was taxi driver, and he spotted me ofc
>okay what you must realize that people here, when they drink, they drink hard
yes that's just like us
>no most foreigners say that.. but they really do
yes.. we do too
>and they might want to fight because they get too drunk
sounds familiar
>yes but most say that though
do you know other mountainiggers
>no but it's anglos and foreigners they say is ok like you do now
I guess biological or something, no worries.

nah at that time too I was at my worst age, so it kinda went like on the town here where I live. nothing to bad, I got trouble with a couple of guys. they don't look at us as foreigners as you, we're more close to home. and I speak icelandic too. no it was fun. the only really shitty part at that trip was that the only homosexual in reykjavik came and talked to me in the bar. so like everyone there knew he was a homo. I didn't realize. then he started to ask me questions about muh dick... so I wen't why do you want to know these things?
then I looked around on everyone, and I saw there faces... this situation you know, there you are everyone knows whats going on not you....

so it was one of two things...
either you beat him up...
or you laugh your ass off or get out off there. I chose latter, I am a guest after all.. here I would, have not done that..

that was fucked up. then I found some greenlanders there that was selling cocaine, and it was expensive as fuck, but they had their gig going on.

1/2

2/2

no it was a strange and funny evening.
So I did this coke at a bar, and as custom is here when you do it. you go to the toilet and just put in on the top of the toilet. it was knocking behind me so I thought it was someone I was with so I left a line and went outside. then the guards came and wanted to fight me but they threw me outside. it was not someone I was with it was another faggot who told them. and now note this this is iceland. So I said wtf man...

So I just brushed it out, and tried to not start fights... I saw I was in the wrong here. So I went over to the next bar instead, and started over, can I a beer.
>Soo... you are the cocaine smuggler?
wtf man...

God fucking damnit I am a god damn tourist, I am here for the weekend. I came with plane. what the hell do you think?
>... that you smuggle cocaine?
I BOUGHT THAT COCAINE HERE GOD DAMNIT DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH I PAID FOR IT

Now give the beer I am all out anyways, I just bought a gram. I was just trying to be nice, I was trying to share.....
>ok here you

>that son of a bitch
You know you're in the wrong here, right?

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All these arm chair occultists who think this is something you bend to your will. It's chaos.

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yes. I am lit afraid he is going to do something. I have been at the gravemound he lives several times. I hope he will find and exception and spare me. next time I will give him porridge in time. this far I think it was just a warning, but life hasn't been good until recently

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>being terrified of some pointy eared homo who lives underground
You smack him right in the nose like the viking warrior you are and tell him to get back to making cookies not shaking down the town.

I love me some Solstafir.. Fjara is such a good song.

So say sorry or something.

it's not how it works you are supposed to give him porridge during yule or he gets pissed off, that's a ritual offering
he won't listen I am in his mercy now and he is not mercyful. so long all my pets live. but he is known to kill farm animals and even turn the milk sour. but I think he gave me a chance. Because I am young and not that versed yet

I'm telling you Haraldr you kill this asshole elf and you'll be the hero of the town. He needs to learn to make his own fucking porridge.