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Brit/pol/ : Calm Before the Drunk Eddie Edition
Hunter Bennett
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Charles Hall
Carson James
i win
Austin Garcia
fucking l m a o
Nathan King
wat? explain
Ryan Taylor
honestly just imagine the gangs of cheeky feral neds that ruin every gathering in scotland desu when I hear that shit
Adam Perry
James White
Remember that time Eddie had that day with his daughter who he only sees once a month and he spent it shitposting on brit/pol/?
Oh wait, that was last week
Logan Scott
Thought you were a robot these days? /r9gay/ always was more your speed tbqh
James Torres
That does my head in
Adrian Mitchell
this was on at a club i was at coked up and there was a massive fight cos of it
Jeremiah Peterson
HAPPENING GET IN HERE
>This Goes Right To The Top
UK Police WhistleBlower:
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Christopher Bailey
sperg more retard
Robert Rivera
wtf why
Bentley Allen
it truly is 2012
Mason Perry
a fat retard and resident tripfag who lives in his car bought 40 cans of beer to sit and drink in it before embarrassing himself for the 1000th time
Cameron Allen
Whats up lad, they tell you to fuck off again? Even the lowest of the low think your a mentalist dick. Sad.
Caleb Cox
The only god I worship is myself because I am my own god!
Samuel Phillips
You can be an egoist and believe in god
Jonathan Hall
I wonder how many Brit/pol/ posters arrived in the last year because shit has gone so down hill
we don’t even have links anymore.
Are the majority here now former redditors?
Lucas Sullivan
tune got everyone proper worked up and so there was a massive brawl about 50-60 people
Brandon James
that sounds like a blast
all those bodies
like ancient warfare or some shit
William Hernandez
I am a god you retard
Noah King
yeah it was quite fun
Luis Edwards
No-one reads the links
Noah Allen
I did
Christopher Fisher
I'm not in the car, I'm house sitting the sneknest while they're away
Luis Morgan
Imagine having eddie as your old fella. One chance in life, slide out your mothers womb and that fat drunken cunts waiting for you...
Carter Peterson
sperg more retard
Jack Perry
who here /dundee/
Carson Howard
you broke in didn't you?
Robert King
Mmmmm kebab
Lucas Williams
I used to live in Arbroath
Cooper Russell
dundee is a shitehole
Tyler Allen
I bet you were that nonce on the news who’d found a way into the neighbours walls and would make tiny peepholes and spy on them at night
Carter Garcia
how come rimmer is such a beta spastic
he has a mental breakdown every time i post lol what a virgin
Nathan Adams
Jose Roberts
i know but you got bullied out by the chad picts
Wyatt Stewart
what are you talking about rimmer killed himself like two years ago
Michael Walker
>damage control
sperg more retard
Evan Allen
Eddie please tell us about the limes, and the road pirate ways that you keep.
Jacob Johnson
i just can't stop winning
John Allen
ill punch you in the throat cunt
Wyatt Howard
>He thinks free will exist
Kevin Nelson
Royal marines are stationed in arbroath as MoD attempts to sap the pictish military tramline
few will be brave enough to tell you this
Hudson Diaz
Reminder to not make any jokes that might seem offensive to certain minority groups.
>or just lrn2VPN you fucking faggots
Leo Reyes
you've been to arbroath... haven't you?
Nicholas Gonzalez
literally never
theres fuck all there
been montrose though
Austin Bell
you know condor isn't a recruitment office... right?
Andrew Flores
Do it, you won't survive the way to the airport to fly here, it's like children of men over there isn't it!?!
Luke Butler
declaration of independence you thick Jock twat
Logan Jenkins
we still need that shit/pol/ meet up to happen tbqh
Elijah Morris
Not my nation
Pictland not scotland ok
Henry Stewart
start breeding swarthy
Adam Thompson
>”we live in a free society”
Brody Robinson
Yes mate i nearly joined the RM but they wouldn't accept pictish as my race so I thought fuck them
80% of special forces are secret picts anyway so
Easton Thomas
>rimmer literally on suicide watch
the only kind of watch in his life so to speak
Colton Hall
which poster is rimmer?
Benjamin Sanders
what about that private militia?
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also picts lost practically every major battle they fought against anyone but native Scots and spent most of their existence running away
Luis Powell
sperg more retard
Nicholas Parker
>”we make our own choices”
Ryder Jackson
sperg more retard
Cooper Harris
my ancestors
Elijah Reyes
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Anybody else have anything to add? UK hat thread material, particularly enraging things you had to save just to remind yourself. Share it, from now on it neds collecting & spreading.
Recording your obvious mental state is not the same as having my own little breakdown, spud. Thanks for helping prove my point! Stay miserable, I need the cancer to fuel the cure.
Anthony Thompson
I'm a 26 year old professional guy and I identify as straight. I'm not attracted to guys at all, however I have an extremely submissive side. I like to feel humiliated and used, and a dominant older guy using me as his sex slave really fulfills this fetish of mine... I like to be tied and blindfolded and am generally up for anything. I like anonymous meets whereby I'm blindfolded for the whole thing and I can sometimes accom. I would prefer to never see your face even as this adds to the mental aspect of me being fucked and owned by someone that I would never even recognise.
Things I have done and would like to do again: bdsm, sensory deprivation, anal, oral, crossdressing, photos/video, body writing, spanking, shaving, chastity, ruined orgasms, some mental manipulation and tasks to fulfill.
I like the idea of having a regular, local and older master who would use me as he wishes. Looks not important but needs to have a nice cock. Have me come round and cum down my throat, come to mine fuck my ass and leave. Long sessions where I am dressed however you like and am humiliated and however we have discussed. I like to plan ahead at first but after we have met and the trust builds I am more open. Chances are if you have a fantasy involving a sub I will be willing to fulfill it.
I don't like to talk much during meets as it makes me even more nervous for some reason. The first few times I meet anyone it's like my brain has to overcome my body, I get nervous because it can feel so wrong in my head but so good in other ways. I quite like the idea of someone training me to like it a lot more and making me their sissy, getting rid of the straight thoughts in my head.
If you've read the above then let me know if you're interested, I promise I am sane
Luke Hernandez
>common sense
Jason Martinez
hahaha what
I put Anglo-Norseman on my RN application and they let it through
Elijah Hernandez
>"wow wtf what'd you mean me throwing a hissy fit every time you post because you remind of your superiority makes me a retard?!?!"
sperg more retard
Samuel Carter
>fireball whisky 70cl for £14 at morrisons
What are you lads drinking tonight?
Jaxson Edwards
sperg more retard
Matthew Gomez
Saxons btfo
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Romans btfo
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To boast our deeds becomes us ill,
Pictland has her border still,
Though some remain who long to kill,
The land of thought and learnin'.
The Roman Legions tried in vain,
The Saxon, aye, and Viking came,
Nane o' them could us contain,
Heed this gentle warnin'.
Chase Powell
isn't it funny that rimmer only reveals himself every single time that i or someone else posts about me having sex?
he really is a seething virgin lol
Cameron Sanders
>Eddie's daughter, 2055
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Logan Torres
MoD knows they have nothing to fear from lowly anglo-normans
Jayden Harris
>Narrative voice = "hissy fit"
The hissy fit was the responses you gave, which is what made it funny in the first place.
Case in point, you're still assmad.
Carter Gutierrez
you literally got overrun by Irish rejects
Jackson Nguyen
>norman
wut
im a norseman my friend
a man of the north
jorvik calls
Gavin Russell
purleas. like he was there at the birth.
Logan Bailey
>"haha wow you must be really mad to make fun of me haha"
typical autist can't into emotions
Adam Morris
after fighting from 3 angles for hundreds of years we eventually accepted a king who straddled between dal riata and the picts
kenneth was based as fuck
Connor Cook
normans are norsemen
Evan Clark
I am straight but for some reason I get off on serving and being an object of pleasure for muscular, strong, gay men. Fantasy scenario: Get off a plane somewhere, picked up by a "limo" and shoved in the trunk, taken somewhere, hooded and locked up for hours until reality sets in, then interrogated about homophobia, and told I was going to be turned into a little gay sex slave. Over the course of the next days, I would be trained in discipline and sex, mindfucked, and reduced to a well-behaved, begging cock slave.
Charles Harris
what do you think Norman means you drooling retard
Owen Adams
they were french with a viking leader, larper.
Christian Reyes
People from Normandy
Justin Bennett
real norsemen don't pledge allegiance to franks
Jeremiah Morris
he's absolutely s e e t h i n g lmao
you can tell he just can't wait until he's back to being a faceless anonymong in the next thread so he can talk shit without having to face the shame of his larps and failure
Ayden Lewis
You're not making fun of me, though. You're just crying "Sp-Sperg more, r-retard!" In between having breakdowns with other replies that you forgot to link separately so I could see them.
Tell m more about your posting habits, by the way. Is that much sleep really healthy for someone who doesn't have that much brainpowr to work with on a good day?
Xavier Howard
>You're not making fun of me
made fun of you for being poor, ugly, mentally deficient, a virgin and a larper among a few other things
try again retard
Jonathan Sanchez
Kenneth MacAlpin (Medieval Gaelic: Cináed mac Ailpin, Modern Gaelic: Coinneach mac Ailpein; 810 – 13 February 858), known in most modern regnal lists as Kenneth I, was a king of the Picts who, according to national myth, was the first king of Scots. He was thus later known by the posthumous nickname of An Ferbasach, "The Conqueror". The dynasty that ruled Scotland for much of the medieval period claimed descent from him, and the current British monarch, Queen Elizabeth II is descended from him through Malcolm III, Robert the Bruce and James VI and I.
Our queen is pictish
Jordan Wood
is it pictland or Scotland?
you got subjugated by fucking Scots of all people kek
Jonathan Richardson
>pictish
She does seem short enough tbqh...
Jaxson Perry
No, you just thrw them at me in random orders. Then they bounced off and i laughed at you, so you got mad and threw them again. And when you finally ralised they weren't working, you just started posting "sprg more retard" in the hopes that i'd get bored with you and go away.
See, it's happening again, right now.
Nathan Reyes
We chose Kenneth because he was based
Isaiah Cox
>we chose
Lmfao, just like Wales "chose" Edward I
Ryan Murphy
who had inherited the throne of Pictland through a Pictish mother.who had inherited the throne of Pictland through a Pictish mother.who had inherited the throne of Pictland through a Pictish mother.who had inherited the throne of Pictland through a Pictish mother.who had inherited the throne of Pictland through a Pictish mother.who had inherited the throne of Pictland through a Pictish mother.who had inherited the throne of Pictland through a Pictish mother.
Luke Bailey
Hunter Rogers
Wait, im thinking of pixies. Pls ignore.
Jose Miller
fuck are you on about you nutcase? we've been over this your fantasy little world isn't the real world, the fact that we're posting on Jow Forums has nothing to do with it.
you're poor, you're ugly, you're mentally deficient, you're a virgin and a larper and all of this somehow leads you to believe that you can somehow recover from this by shitposting, you can't even prove me wrong lol.
shit you wouldn't have had to go through this if you just came to fight me when you were supposed to and got £25,000 just for showing up, then you wouldn't have had to larp about owning a suit.
fucking retard
Luke Ross
lol picts ruled wales