Nuclear Canada

We have to rake them before they rake us

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They don't have the grit to do it

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>They don't have the grit to do it
But we have plenty of new scientists to get her done, boy.

Where would they even get the materials to make yellowcake?

Canada now has more scientists than america since we have more immigrants and their all highly skilled workers, many of them are nuclear physicists.

Canada is the worlds second largest producer of Uranium

Oh well, then yanks better annex you soon.

>t. yellowcakelet

Soon.

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>implying there aren’t secret US nuke bases in Canada

My hopes for a EU vs USA war rely on USA not getting nuked before that happens.

Rest of Europe allies with Russia if americans attack close allies and americans lose the game because EU and Russia are stronger.

Day of Eating the Burgers when?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how buttblasted are Canadians about Trump right now?

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>liberal trash media has gone so far off the rails with Trump derangement syndrome that they are now promoting the nuclearization of Canada.

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>Canada now has more scientists than america

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>On a scale of 1 to 10, how buttblasted are Canadians about Trump right now?
11

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this is about an 8. I mean, a progressive cuck country wants to get nukes now because of him, when in the past they were probably very pro-denuclearization.

10 would be actually getting a nuke and using it

>11
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Canadian scientists are working around the clock

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>EU and Russia are stronger

I'm afraid I have some bad news user.

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Watch out they’re gonna drop and eyyyyy bomb

9
I'm seriously considering not only not apologizing if an American bumps into me, but would also demand an apology back.

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haiti's biggest export is nuclear physicists

>Rest of Europe allies with Russia
Stick it up your peehole, Igor.

Same goes for you, Natofaggots.

Why no just nuke everywhere else? That would be even better. Well except for France, Russia, and Australia, those countries are cool in my book.

I mean you'd still be polite about it though, right?

Europe has 700 million people and coupled with Russian nuclear weapons we would be unstoppable.

Actually nvm, Canada is also cool in my book. Leaf girl is cute.

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Realistically? They already have plenty of U235 for a gun-type device, they could probably have one built in a few weeks. If they have plutonium prerefined, maybe three to five months for a two stage boosted fission/fusion that could be delivered in a van.
What you need are
>nuclear physicists
>precision forming capabilities
>nuclear material
>conviction to do it
The leafs have 3 of those. Pic extremely related

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Those leaves be moldy

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What is force projection for 300 megatons Alex?

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I second this, eh you hoser

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America is losing to China in trade but dont see how Europe is turning to Russia.

i think any first world country with access to the materials could build one in days

for fucks sake its old technology some guy once build a fission bomb in his garage (without the nuclear material)


some one engineer, precision mechanics to build the body and mechanism, physicists to calculate material/yield, etc....you are done

Look up the "nuclear boyscout". It's wild shit.

Canada cannot afford to have an army, navy or air force, how will they pay for nukes?

They're already testing the delivery system

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>new scientists
....and maybe when they are finished researching gibs they will get to nuclear physics.

Come to Florida, we can shoot you for that here.

They actually had tactical nukes up until 1984

>They don't have the grit to do it

You seem to underestimate how quickly we can replace our population with warlike savages.

Yeah you just ship 'em right in.

X Scientists + 0(zero) fissionable material = no nukes for leafs

Are you familiar with the concept of nuclear fall out? No, of course you're not!

Easy there buddy

the hate and make up sex will be fantastic though.

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Canaduh doesn’t need nukes. They are like our retarded little brother.

Underrated

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If Cucknadians Nuke american universities I'm 100% OK with this. But it's more probably they will nuke the Middle-West so they can kill Trump's voters.