Show me your war face Canada! INVADE AMERICA!!!

Show me your war face Canada! INVADE AMERICA!!!

Candadians have become increasingly upset that Trump is violating our right established under the UN to "Fair Trade" as Krugman wrote who is a nobel prize winner. Its not fair that America has a higher GDP than Canada which gives us the right under "Fair Trade" to take US goods. For them to tax us at the same rate is unfair, this hostile act against us is nothing less then an act of war. More and more Canadians are getting vexxed everyday I feel like I am not happy about this, and am starting to think maybe we should do something to show that we are growing increasingly upset about the current state of affairs.

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Just...no...
It’ll be winter soon anyway.

Hey, fuck you buddy.

Yes it will the US will drown in the northern snow as it reigns down victory for us in Canada!

We should cheer each snowstorm to hit America since we may win this war without even having to fire a shot!

OP, do you have your own fake eyebrow industry or will your Prime Minister need to import them from the US? OP, what are the chances of prohibitive tariffs on the importation of fake eyebrows from the US? I bet we don't see any of that 270% tariff shit on fake eyebrows.

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their not fake eyebrows those are made out of real hair as proven.

domestic or imported?

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your pithy statements will not change our resolve to strike a blow for the Canadian people against those who seek to undermine our country because of their jealousy because we are becoming the worlds leading superpower.

I seriously don't care at this point. US please annex us and deport the illegal aliens and give us guns.

You do realize we have Winter with Snow here as well right ? dumb leaf

>we are becoming the worlds leading superpower

That explains why your Prime Minister is so happy that he dances constantly. Watch his superpower dance moves here
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The man is a god.

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>Show me your war face Canada! INVADE AMERICA!!!
Wait, why do you want the Chinese to invade America?

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See your jealous of his abilities, its diplomacy, reaching out with one hand to embrace with the other hand, together we are a stronger Canada. Trump is jealous of how successful we are becoming jealous of us which is why is taking our right to "Fair Trade" which is sanctioned under the UN which allows us to tax all american goods because America has more money, its not fair that Trump says he will tax us, Krugman says that if Trump does that it will destroy America.

>Show me your war face Canada!

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>ww3 when

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rise up brothers, our voices will be heard! As another user said, Winter is coming. In Canada we are used to the snow. Maybe if we all will it then we can get America buried in snow and nothing in the US military can stop us from wanting that.

The Unitarian/Masonic Protestant Founding Fathers already tried and got BTFO by the Catholics.

>It’ll be winter soon anyway.
Why the fuck do people live there?

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>nothing in the US military can stop us from
he 4th Brigade Combat Team (Airborne), 25th Infantry Division (25th ID) is an airborne infantry brigade combat team (IBCT) of the United States Army. The unit is stationed at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Anchorage, Alaska

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what is "the South"?

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Like maple syrup...

>giving your sovereignty to the UN
>It's not fair that US has higher GDP
>America looking out for it's interests is act of war.
>Meme Krugman
Has to be a larp

What would they do once the invasion begins? It would be too late and they cant kill us because were Canadian and its our right to protest this affront against us.

To battle!!!

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You do realize we're used to the snow too, right? At least those of us in the remote Midwest. Come on down leaf, we can toss you on the January bonfires for warmth and a laugh.

$20 says they don't get past the North Dakota State Police.

>Canadian armored division arrested by highway patrolman during embarrassing traffic stop
Click here to learn more

TIME TO PUT THE GOBLINS IN THEIR PLACE

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HA
you've been conquered by Cuba and you don't even know it.

Airborne usually execute enemy police and civis during innitial invasions; please try them esp when they first get there

oh i wish you faggots would, i really really do. PLEASE invade us canada, i'm begging you from the bottom of my heart. i've wanted to kill canadians all my life

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yeah, good idea. get yourself shot in the face because we won't buy your milk bags.

Niggers hate it.. It's a price well payed.

What about poos and sandpeople? We don't have either where I live so I can only assume they're not bred to the cold like Canadians/midwesterners.

I wonder what it's like to be Canadian. To know that your country exists only because your neighbor allows it. To know that eventually you'll be annexed.

>i've wanted to kill canadians all my life
That is your weakness and why we will seize the day! If you kill us you win because we become martyrs to the American people who support a strong Canada which means a Safer America.

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>Canada
>war face
Remember if you invade them they win.

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We'll remember you fondly when it's over.

I mean we win, because you cant defeat an enemy by killing them which is a proven fact.

MMyeah. If you could just clean out Detroit on the way down. That'd be greaaat. Thanks buddy!

seriously i'm really not kidding. i THIRST for canadian blood. i've dreamed so long about murdering you limpwristed socialist queers. constantly grandstanding as pacificists, wagging your moralizing finger at us on the world stage while you profit from our military adventurism behind the scenes like the sneaky little kikes you are. i will fucking bayonet your mothers and sisters in the goddamn face and laugh while doing so. i will make a necklace out of fucking canadian ear lobes. you will never ever know how much i despise you effeminate little two-faced cowards. your suffering will taste like the nectar of the gods to me

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So embarrassing

Trudeau is a idiot

>canadas infrastructure relies on other nations to survive
>making demands
leafs really are retarded

Where are your maple leaf farms tell me and I will send 3 memes

Two men and a woman

We are a country as such Canada demands that we be treated as such that is all, "Fair trade" insures Canada is treated fairly allowing us to get low cost good while taxing americans goods, what about that is so hard to understand or do you need a nobel prize winner like Krugman to explain it again?

>We like to say peoplekind

pussy

How the fuck do those hands work?

What are you going to do, stop selling us LaBatts?

>we are a country
Debatable, if anything you're a protectorate.

Yeah it's funny how major cities shut down with a few inches of snow

>Yeah it's funny how major cities shut down with a few inches of snow

exactly! Winter is coming the US will be crippled if we put alot of energy into this the US will face alot of snow this year which means we win without even having to fire a shot.

Canada will win! Of this I am sure because the US is on the wrong side of History which is a fact. Only people who would argue with facts are the same people who hate science.

>He can't stop thinking about me
>dreamybeaver.poutine

>devastating snowfall prematurely melted by global warming
Checkmate leaftheists..

What a horrifying post. Canada is everywhere, we are in your kitchens, in your refrigerators, on your tables at breakfast. Canada is everywhere and as much a part of american culture as hamburgers and pizza.

We fuel America as it is popularly said here in Canada. Its not that we should go to war, its that we are forced to go to war because America is not being fair with trade by taxing our goods when that isnt allowed the UN said because the US has a higher GDP than Canada under "Fair Trade"

> Canada is everywhere, we are in your kitchens, in your refrigerators, on your tables at breakfast
The front yard, too.

>waaaah unfair
kys leaf

>Candadians have become increasingly upset that Trump is violating our right established under the UN to "Fair Trade"

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>Its not that we should go to war, its that we are forced to go to war
my sides have become quantum entangled with a lair of negatively charged anti-sides on the far side of the galaxy!

you dorks are never gonna do anything. how does our poop taste, vassal?

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