Canada with Nuclear Weapons

Having see Trailer Park Boys, I would say a very long time for Canada to build it.

After the Chinese complete their purchase of Canada it'd be the cuban missile crisis all over again.

das racis

They don't need to target anything. It's so that any negotiations don't just ultimately end in "we have nukes and you don't. Therefore we can do what we like to you and there is really nothing you can do about it".

Honestly, there's nothing wrong with this country that can't be solved by nuking all our major cities several times.

Lets do it lickty split

We need to 'defend ourselves' so these sub-moronic muttlys can stop pretending they are doing us some sort of favour.

DO NOT SPEND AN EXTRA DIME --- PLEASE

You aren't funding that hitsquad military for our sake.

>We need to 'defend ourselves' so these sub-moronic muttlys can stop pretending they are doing us some sort of favour.

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Canada has no national unity at all in a time of crisis, they're a fucking liability if they got nuclear weapons. I'd sooner trust Mexico to have them.

If Canada embarks on a serious nuclear program America will probably sponsor a coup or someshit......or just invade.
All this talk of turning Canada into some 100million plus citizen state has got me thinking the powers that be want to try and make a state that will push America down if it breaks it's leash.

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We could probably sieze the nukes US has in their embassy in Ottawa. If the Diefenbunker's tunnels don't go right under it, they could be expanded.

>Capable missiles would probably take longer
Why waste a missile when you could just put it on a truck and drive it over?

I speak specifically of American poltards.

It's rarely an issue that comes up outside this board

The cucks could maybe build an atomic BONG.

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but muh non-proliferation treaty!

Love when spainards speak of 'national unity'

Beautiful!!

They would have to build it before the rakes got them.

Not to worry we won't hurt you.

jej

They could do it easily enough, the Candu reactor design was copied for india's program, and canda can produce a reactor on their own.

Please don't. I'd die to protect her majesties dominion, but knowing that I'd actually be protecting (((diversity and multiculturalism))) would crush my soul.

So leaf land want to build nukes because of Drumpf.

The absolute state of Canada. Day of the Rake cant come soon enough.

Good a reason as any. Being armed and self reliant is a good thing.

While importing in masses of foreign races? I don't think so Leafcuck.

>......or just invade.

PLEASE DO IT

Drag it to target in a skidoo with a trailer

>USA demands fair economic terms
>Leafcucks threaten nuclear war to maintain the status quo on maple syrup and dairy
kek

Time to turn Canada into a pariah state akin to what North Korea has been for decades.

Wall em off and sanction the shit out of them while mocking their man child leader on the world stage.

We should do it for the lulz.

Most self-unaware Ameri-post post of the day. Quarterfinalist!!

WE.....we???... WE?....start blathering about WAR at the drop of a hat?

Comical.

>Trudeau in masterful move nukes Canada before their enemies ever could hope to.

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If we were that isolated it would ghastly....

it would be like living in Australia!!!!

At least we imprison and remove illegal aliens. You guys invite all of Americas trash north.

Trump's Twitter would be good for it.

>"Just got the terms of surrender from Justin, NO DEAL"

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Good on you. You are doing wonderful things and everyone is proud of you.

Canada is the nation least likely to be invaded ever. The US wouldn’t, because why. And no other nation could even consider the idea without breaking out in cold sweats at America’s reaction. Imagine the shitstrom raining down on the Russians if they landed tanks on the Canadian coast. Why does Canada even need a military?

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to rescue stupid women stranded in the arctic of course.

American power could be in better hands, but it could also be in worse hands... Canucks have just demonstrated that if they had our power they'd use it to invade Mexico for discount tamales. Pathetic!

We need one so you don't chest beat that you are 'paying' to defend us.

That is essentially what it comes down to, now that the Cold War is over.

New Zealand has no military. Are they in imminent danger?

What kind of idiot would attempt to compete with Ameriland in conventional warfare? Even the nuclear option is fucking silly. Mutually assured destruction isn't intended to win wars. it is only useful in preventing them.

If we wanted to prepare for war with the burgers we'd be better off training for total asymmetric war. Instituting a citizen soldier initiative and caching small arms all throughout Canada. The decentralizing of the military command structure would be an imperative. Attempting to organize a traditional military response to an American invasion would just get your snake's head cut off.

A scorched earth retreat into the northern wildernesses, and a low cost anti air weapon would force an military occupation vs. gorilla war. The deserts of Afghanistan would be a joke compared to the boreal forest's gorilla warfare advantage (just look at the Norwegian vs. Russian war around WW2 if you want to see was gorilla infantry can do to invaders in forested terrain).

None of this is happening in Canada and never will, because our government hates its own citizens and would never trust them with anything more than a hunting rifle (never mind wide spread insurrectionist military training).

>Inclusion!
>Diversity!
>uh, let's build a bomb...
ha ha ha, no. you aint hard canada

Try to tell me there wasn't an orgy of dopey 'annex' and 'invade' talk... the minute there was a mild disagreement about tariffs on MILK?

We can make dopey, retarded speculation too. Don't be mad... it's just a mirror image of your own stupid bluster.

BAHAHAHAAAA

>It's so that any negotiations don't just ultimately end in "we have nukes and you don't. Therefore we can do what we like to you and there is really nothing you can do about it".
if we cut off trade relations it would be more devastating to them than any nuke. canada's entire population is huddled against the US border. they're the archetypal example of a "vassal state"

sorry leafs, but we're never going to take you seriously. you had your opportunity to be relevant in 1776 and you chose the losing side. how's that ol' empire doing these days? top zozzle!

whenever i think about how resentful the commonwealth countries must feel against us it gives me half a chubby

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Of course non of this is HAPPENING genius.

This is a fucking Jow Forums thread. Nobody posting here will ever make a decision on any matter more important than what color of briefs to were each morning.

You just figured this out?

Yes, there's talk of annexation and invasion... on Jow Forums... for the lulz. Can't take your hazing, little brother?

You realize that Free Trade with the US is not really that old right?... like 1980's I'd guess.

Skuttle the whole thing... we will retool and go on as before.

I never said that was a good thing dipshit. Why do you assume that everyone thinks the same things?
>mutually assured destruction
That's precisely the point.

you will never ever be a real country. future historians will giggle whenever (IF ever) """"canada"""" is mentioned. your flag has a fucking maple leaf on it, poindexter

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Dude was getting ass chapped about us talking about nukes... I'm referring to his post specifically.

As far as the rest... it's blustery, bunkum of course.. but the stupid, chest-beating American hostility unfortunatly is very real and typical... you will argue with the various EU nations and the same tone will appear there...

The leaf is now completely delirious

>gorilla war
I think we've just discovered the Canadian Mounty Copypasta

we could shell your entire army to dust before you could move it anywhere

Not soon enough.

>stop being so aggressive on Jow Forums its hurting my feelings
jesus christ, could leafs be any more beta? you're even beta on a fucking internet forum

>Guerrilla
Auto correct isn't my friend.

Future historians will be too busy wondering WTF went wrong with you ..what Went so freakishly, grotesquely, spectacularly, wrong...

They won't have a minute to study anything else. And I actually like the leaf...it has pizzaz...distinctive. it just POPS, unlike the parade of generic stripes we see elsewhere.

UK has nukes, They want us to believe Canada doesn't have nuclear weapons? How dumb do they think we fucking are?

You mean the classic European arrogance we already are familiar with from the East and West coasts?
>Oh, the USA so raycis
>Poor oppressed black people, poor muslims having to deal with those inbred redneck retards who, unlike us, actually live in proximity to the people we're talking about
>We'll show them
>We'll import millions of Muhammadans and show those filthy Americans our sophisticated ways of diversity and inclusion
>A year later: oshit oshit oshit
>Our people hate the Muhammans but we can't let those fucking Imperialist Americans say I told you so
>Quick, imprison all of our people who speak against it!!!
>Cover up the rapes!
>Full speed ahead!
>See America? Everything is going swimmingly! Poo on you, you racists!
kek

>how's that ol' empire doing these days?
Good, our standard of living is higher then yours.
My back door doesn't have a lock.

>Builds WMDs
>Thinks the US won’t “intervene”

>Future historians will be too busy wondering WTF went wrong with you ..what Went so freakishly, grotesquely, spectacularly, wrong...
>They won't have a minute to study anything else
i dont disagree. we'll be studied like the roman empire. you homos wont even be remembered. "canada" lol!

I could care less about what you have to say. You and most posters are middlebrow, generic, schmoes having some giggles posting on a board.

The USA though, IS a very fragile, angry, dangerous beast in this time. It's slipping into something that is not pretty. In a different context, most of you would even admit it. The ugliness of many American posters contains real rage and real hostility.

Tis not a case of funny banter any more.

Canada isn't really a vassal state, unlike other vassal states like Japan or the UK.

Canada is the largest buyer of American goods in the world. You're insane if you think that cutting off trade to us wouldn't hurt you colossally.

I like how reporters are oblivious enough to think we don't already have nukes.

What do I care. I'm dead. Anyway I doubt there will be a lot of 'historians' or centres of education left by the time the USA passes.

You will leave behind nothing so worthwhile after your tenure.

Psssh, let them think that. The deadliest weapon is the most hidden one.

You know what to do.

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It reminds me of when Joe Rogan was busting Steven Crowder's balls a little and Crowder lost his shit and started going off about bullying. Canucks, especially young Canucks, have lost the fine art of shit-talking. It's typically a military art fit for people who have seen much worse and don't sweat the small shit, so I suppose this Canadian flabbiness makes sense.

>i dont disagree. we'll be studied like the roman empire.

Not really. The US will go down just like any other run-down-the-mill empire, you know, the type that lasted a century or two. You're nothing great. Meanwhile the Roman Empire held relatively the most power and influence in the world, and lived on for 2000 years.

You're insane if you think you think your pathetic empire which wages wars on behalf of small countries like Israel is Roman-tier.

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they'll spend billions making them then immediately vote to deconstruct them next election

Canschluss when?

The point of a nuke isn't to be deadly. Their existence is a threat. Their use will just get you btfo. Hiding your nukes defeats their purpose...

>Anyway I doubt there will be a lot of 'historians' or centres of education left by the time the USA passes.
>You will leave behind nothing so worthwhile after your tenure.
in other words, you recognize that we carry civilization on our shoulders

you cant even bant with us can you? all your bantz end up sounding like resentful compliments

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Look at little Johnny following Uncle Sam around the threads slurping his balls.

Listen Bogan, Your future is Chinese. America can't and won't defend you. You are a Chinese resource colony. Be nice to THEM...they are your overlords not the USA.

You are the white trash of Asia ...don't worry about America...they can't save you. They'll be lucky to save themselves.

>for people who have seen much worse and don't sweat the small shit

You never really saw "much worse". If you want to understand what "much worse" is, go fight for the Taliban, not in the US military where any resistance you find ends up being bombed to rubble, meaning that American soldiers never experience the true brutality of a war.

Itll be over by lunchtime.

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Tuesday.. 3:00 pm. Australian Time.

Don't we have better technology than "nukes" which don't exist first of all? Why are we still talking about a bomb that's over 50 years old?

This is from a country that you couldn't traverse for nearly a year due to a shitty bridge in Ontario. Even now, most of you have to go through the USA to get from one side to the other.

Destroying Western Civilization : 'Complement'

..whatever..

You're right, I never went to war - but I was raised under several generations of men who did and all of them would agree that you're a limpdick. The Taliban would tell you the same.

>we got the uranium
>we got the know how
>niggas be talkin' shit
we flexin'

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At least we will be a Chinese colony. You'll just be greater mexico.

Not sure what this has to do with the Spain Comment. .Seems a bit random??

>wasting truckloads of money on something you don't need just because Jow Forums triggered you

lmao@urleaflyfe

ur biggest province is already in more way more debt than california, how is that even possible lolololol

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You don't seem to understand. We are a backwater place. It is impractical to spread an army over such vast distances through conquest. It is as you say we are a resource colony.

To that effect its in China's interest to make sure we are a stable nation so they can get their rocks, cheap wine and beef, and its in the US interest to keep us safe so that we don't become a full blown Chinese colony.

Canada on the other hand will have to fight the Russians and the Americans.

Worse case scenario they do a Poland on you.

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Save us from your captures or our defeat by your hand will do nothing for your sense of superiority.

>canada is technologically inferior to North Korea

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Stop thinking your older generations went through "tough war" and shit, they didn't. Americans have never faced the brutality of a true war. Nothing like what the Germans and Russians have gone through.

It's true that Canada hasn't either, but at least we admit and are aware of it. You should do the same. And the Taliban doesn't think all that highly of you either. They know you're sissies, hence why they've survived for so long and still control nearly half of Afghanistan.

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Not really.. this is a Jow Forums meme. There is a lot of Provincial dept, but less Federal dept.

All in all we are very slightly better off than the US dept wise.

I notice little pieces of information seep into the conversation at pol, and they become conventional wisdom, and everyone throws the same little tidbits around... often lacking context.. often lot true at all.

The discussion is so stupid now, that I'm worried actual posters with useful things to say are going to flee.. Bants is fun, but just non stop stupidity gets old too.

>muh national unity
Quebecois want to fuck off
Barely any east-west infrastructure
Maritimes completely isolated
Ontario majority repeatedly tries to fuck the resource economy
First nations subjects of the Queen, not Ottowa
Vancouver basically Seattle-lite and Chinese

Canada isn't a nation. It's less unified than Spain. It just hasn't sunk in yet.