BREAKING: Ted Cruz beats Jimmy Kimmel in one-on-on charity basketball game

thehill.com/homenews/news/392651-cruz-wins-charity-basketball-challenge-against-kimmel

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Can't Bruise the Cruz

>spic beats a new at sports
Is this supposed to be surprising?

DAHNALD THE DEHMOCRATS.

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jew*

*one-on-one

Did kimmel cry?

Cruz played for Duke. I hope he makes another run for topdog.

>election year memes
Take me back to 2016, what a wild fucking ride. Too bad dahnald turned out to be a kike puppet.

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Oh look, it's another JIDF shill pretending to be a real user? You know how stupid you people are? You spam shrek memes, spongebob memes, scooby doo memes, and brainlet memes. That's all you do. Oh and the 56% meme. Trump is objectively not a kike shill and at this point it's fucking evident. You people are still here though, saying the same old tired shit you were 6 months ago. Not even updating your bullshit because your losing your minds and running out of time. Go get your HRT shot you fucking kike bitch.

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Wtf I'm a Cruz middle now.

Wtf I'm a Cruz missle aimed at Gazan children now

Cruz is our best hope for anyone following in trumps footsteps in 2024. God bless him.

Basketball ring!

If Cruz gets nominated in 2024 I would fucking lose it if he opens his speech at the RNC with, "Hand over the delegates Donald!"

El Rato on the long road to redemption.

DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNAAAAALLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD

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Kek

My personal best moment of the election was when dude mailed this pepe to Ted Cruz and he announced his support for Trump the day after he got it. I'd vote for him if I were a Texan.

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Ted Cruz needs to be a Supreme Court justice.

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Can't bruise the cruz

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I was hoping he goes for the Zodiac strategy. Reign of Runes:2024

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THE FREE THROWS, DAHNALD

I bet jimmy was sweating like a pig and out of breath when he said this and most likely crying as well

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Ah there's the JIDF lurker. Still trying to build up support for Trump when he's fulfilled every single promise he made to Israel while spectacularly failing to deliver on the simplest campaign promises he made to his actual voting base? Where's my wall? Why is obamacare still around, and the dreamers for that matter? He could accomplish all of those things by fiat just by writing an EO countering Obama's EO's in a tit-for-tat repeal of this bullshit. If a president can do something so easily, another president can damn well undo it as easily.

It was fun to take down Hildawg but now it's over.

>pic unrelated

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>/pol
probably really is him, newfag piece of shit

this. It makes it a bit more believable

They love him!

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>MSM trying to stay relevant by bringing their cultural gate keepers to Jow Forums

fuck off

>Jews
>Sports

Lel

>Jews
>Sports
>Leagues

Not so funny now, is it Cleetus

You dug your own grave, kike.