How do people in the mid west live? What do you do for fun? For work...

Drink, camp, hike in abundant nature, same shit as a lot of places.

FPBP

Is welder what they call the person who "welds" the processed meat together in a panera sandwich?

and nailed it pretty much.
Wait, there's places without corn? wth kind of world is this?

only liveable place in america tbqh
>protip: chicago subs has lots of qt polish girls

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I just came from two parties. One a graduation party, and the other a 'summer party' at two different lovely McMansions. Today I worked on my fucking lawn mower and got eaten by mosquitos while trying to hide my smoking habit from my kids behind my storage shed.

That is what I did, generic shill thread OP that asks a question about geography that millions of people can answer.

We wake, Pray to the Corn
We eat, Mostly Corn
We go to the fields, To grow Corn
We go to lunch, Corn
We go to community meetings about threats to corn, Chicago black people
We come home for dinner, Corn
We pray to corn, Maybe missionary sex
We sleep.

All the kids leave when they graduate, there is a lot of opiate use, they call soda "pop", all the factories are gone and there are not many good jobs. They are evidence of how globalization hurts Western countries.

I work 3 shitty jobs and eat overly processed ready to serve meals while trying to avoid contact with niggers, which there are vastly too many of.

t. Michigan

Ohio has a ton of them too

>pretend to be a midwesterner and forget to turn off your meme flag
Get out of here Johnny Reb.

>Invest my excess money in gold silver and bitcoin

investing in unproductive assets is why you and your progeny will always remain poor bruv.

In Michigan we try to move away from the niggers and take pain killers. Also go to Canada a lot.

I haven't left my house in 2 and a half years.

I voted for Trump via absentee even though my voting location was a 400 meter walk.

oh yeah this too

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OK, this made me laugh.

none of my friends left most of them just moved to chicago and only old people call soda "pop", there are still factories although there are less little ones and more big ones and opiate use is still quite prevalent

Live near Chicago long enough and you know who should have won.

Pretty much. My family lives a comfy rural life. I slaughter pigs with my dad every time I go home for the holidays.

I live and work in a small city about an hour from home. As soon as college is paid off I’m taking my family and moving back home. That’s how life should be- surrounded by family in peace and quiet.

I used to have a job where i traveled to the midwest a lot from NYC. All I remember driving in my rental car was homes and strip malls. That's it. Mississippi was the only interesting place I went to where you would drive in endless plantations then you see a silo the size of a fucking skyscraper but that isn't the midwest. You can't even get a decent bagel or slice of pizza in the midwest.

>How do people in the mid west live?
Quite comfortably, actually.
>what do you do for fun?
Same shit as everyone else, just that we have lakes, not the ocean, for out water-based entertainment.
>for work?
I have an online store selling hippie shit to deluded Californians that I’ve run for 20 years, we do the same shit as everyone else.
>smoke weed
Some of us, yes
>work at Burger King
Nah, son.
>Panera bread
If you’re 18 and are in the suburbs, maybe
>how accurate is this?
You correctly identified about 2000 of us, but that’s about it.

FUCKING BEANERS

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>only liveable place in america tbqh

You're out of your fucking mind. Cleveland is a shithole. Detroit is a shithole. Gary, Indiana is a real shithole.

Also places like Youngstown, Ohio are shitholes.

Never been to St. Louis, just watch the Ferguson riots on TV.

New York and San Francisco are miles over these places. In terms of pretty much everything.

OTOH, Chicago and its suburbs are OK. I've heard Des Moines and Madison, Wisconsin and Minneapolis and Kansas City and Ann Arbor and Dayton, Ohio are nice.

Just look at the migration. New York and San Francisco are some of the few counties in the USA where the number of white children are increasing. The only places aside from these coastal cities where that is happening is around Bismarck, North Dakota.

>calling soda “pop”
Not in Wisconsin, we don’t.

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yeah but to be fair, NYC is a stinky shithole full of niggers and muslims and everything is illegal, expensive, or both

> eating feed corn
Stop larping, city boy

Youngstown is probably the worst place in America

is fairly accurate, we also do a bunch of seasonal prep.

Pretty much. My family drug me and my brothers there in 2004 After we all grew up in Palmer Alaska for most of our lives. You can Imagine how well that went. Not one of us is mentally stable now and I still have nightmares about that first summer.

>New York and San Francisco are some of the few counties in the USA where the number of white children are increasing
Number of "white" children includes Arabs, Spics, Indians, Jews, and Wops (disgusting i know but true)

>can't get a decent slice of pizza
This guy clearly hasn't been to Greek's in Muncie

NYC is the greatest city on earth, 10000 times better than the shitwest.

>Larper, work at a larping mill.

You're right, Jew York and San Fagcisco are miles over the midwest in pretty much everything: degeneracy, homeless people, shit in the streets, cost of living, not being allowed to have guns

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I am from Michigan and I love Detroit. It's coming back now and there's so much to do there. Detroit.

>I’ve head that Madison, Wisconsin is nice
You heard incorrectly. Biggest leftist hellhole of the state, is basically the Midwest’s Berkeley. Has rising crime because they’re getting niggitized over time because the citizens are too busy writing their lates angry blog post about DRUMPF to notice their city is starting to go bad. Not that they’d accept the truth even if you rubbed their noses in cold, hard reality.

It’s amusing to see Madison every few years, but should be avoided unless you really, honestly think that communism is a good idea, or, are 400+ lbs with a rainbow Mohawk and identify as no fewer than 4 genders.

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Great, don't come here, tell your loud shitty friends to keep out too. Nobody likes New Yorkers.

Funny how so many tradesgoys on Jow Forums make 80k, 100k, 250k a year

Minneapolis isnt quite as bad as some on here make it out to be. The suburbs are large enough that you can find some that are pretty nice. Cost of living is expensive though. As I get older I want to move further away....

TRUTH. Nothing beats that world famous, authentic NYC pizza.

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Chicago deep dish from Pequods is the best.

Truth brother

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Unironically this.

>live in Jew York Shitty
>pay $1500 at a minimum for a shoebox apartment
>can't drive or park anywhere
>constant stench of homeless garbage
>niggers force you to buy their mixtapes
>can't have a gun
>pay $20 for a salad
>cuck mayor
>even cuckier governor

so great

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Thin and watery

Looks like a cheap frozen pizza you get at menards.

This, Detroit is like the cities from Hokuto No Ken.

>not calling soda 'pop'
I hate you generic globalist millenial hipster faggots. I really do. Someday I will take one of your faces and grind a broken whiskey bottle into it while I scream UPCYCLE over and over again.

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That totally makes up for the fact the whole city is just a hellscape of crumbling art deco architecture dotted with post modern ugliness,where everyone is confrontational and angry all the time and everyone you meet needs to name drop some d list celebrity they know.

you forgot we have to ask the corn before the missionary sex, and we must have an ear watching.

>Just look at the migration. New York and San Francisco are some of the few counties in the USA where the number of white children are increasing.

Most of the Midwest have white birth rates above replacement level. Meanwhile California and Texas have the lowest. You’re pulling shit out your ass. The part of Pittsburgh I live in, the only nonwhite kids are a few pajeets and blacks. The overwhelming majority of babies are white.

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He who walks behind the rows blesses you

Most of blue counties in the Midwest and Northwest are native reservations. If you don’t count them, they’re entirely an ethnostate.

It’s fucking easy to get paid big in the trades because none of the basedboys want to work in them

>What do you do for fun?
meth
dogsex
wifebeat
speed
crank

I grew up in Seattle but live in Saint Paul, MN now.
I would never fucking go back. MN is 1000x better than WA.
Yet I tell all my friends its a shithole so no one will move here.

Hamms and Strohs aren't that good but they're making a comeback I think. Molson is at best a palette cleanser and no one bother siwht labatt piss and moosehead.

+1 on the euchre but be careful bub if you're playing cedar rules people here can get pretty intense about that. we also play hockey and hang out in the woods and blow shit up from time to time

t. michigander

>Never been to St. Louis, just watch the Ferguson riots on TV.
what? ferguson was a two horse town and all the rioters were bussed in a la soros
eat some ribs at pappy's

You are so stupid. What do you have wherever you are that you believe they don't have there?????? We are all waiting. There are movie theaters, clothing stores, internet access... What the fuck do you expect? Metropolitan Opera House in every city or you're shit? Do you attend shit like that? What was the last museum you visited? They don't need a 24hr chinese delivery in Cleveland, if that's all you have that they don't.

>Picture is missing the rest of the states that make up the midwest.
What did they mean by this?

>Saint Paul, MN
The "Somali of America"...how nice is it, muhammed?

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Dude, it is a legitimate question. You guys live different lives than us on the coast.

we don't need you to defend us.

and we do have an opera house btw
michiganopera.org/detroit-opera-house/

>Tfw live on the west bank of the Mississippi River. Feels good.

no
>We even listen to Korn
Opportunity missed

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we do proud boy shit. bet you do real nigger shit hmm famalama

Bless you user. Same for me. My family is spread throughout ND and my wife's family is predominately congregated an hour east of the border between ND and MN. Need to keep the family together to build ourselves up.

Yoop here...

Fish, hunt, hike, beat up college faggots in Marquette.

Hell yea, mang!

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Well said.
Jew Yorkers will never know the joys of playing bar dice.

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from South Eastern Wisconsin, place is shitty and really fucking cold in winter and was snowing this year until may apparently

alot of meth happens outside madison and milwaukee, theres alot of immigrants in minneapolis and milwaukee and madison as well

Madison is a shithole to me and I would never live there, milwaukee is ok but its got nothing noteworthy

Wisconsin has huge drinking culture and fandom for the Packers, but in the off season theres not shit to do until summer

Now I live in LA and the weathers fucking awesome but the mexicans and fucking lefties are killing me more and more

Oh shit, fellow yooper spotted.
Incidentally we need to do something about the Marquette problem, hey we're the only blue county in 2016 and if they want to pretend to be California that bad they can fuck off there.

>panera bread.
You know, I just tried that for the first time the other day, had something they call a Taco Bacon Bravo, and it was really good. It was so simple, but the ingredients were proportioned just right and everything was so fresh, it was delicious.

Normally my idea of a perfect sandwich involves taking a Philly cheesesteak, and adding bacon to it, along with some caramelized onions. And some pulled pork, and a couple chicken tenders, and a handful of french fries. Then a bit of Cincinnati chili, some extra cheddar cheese, and then batter and deep fry the whole thing.

But for food that doesn't kill you, that Panera Bread shit is pretty tasty.

I asked for one example and you have none, but you cling to the idea it's so different. It's not. The Urban Outfitters and Simon Malls are the same here as there.

>Greeks is only in funcie

Wrong

*Turkey Bacon Bravo
I just wasted double trips on that typo.

Pretty much this. Everything normal people do that are not coastal degenerates and trannies.

Born and raise in So. IL. IL on the the whole is a sinking ship. Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula are the comfiest places in the Midwest.

Moderately correct for city people. Midwest cities, where everyone on the sidewalk is broke as fuck but still spends double for the cheese at the food co-op while giving all their change and smokes to the drunk crack heads/prostitutes.

Oh come on, there is still Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, and Cincinnati. Those all match your description.

They grow the food that keeps the niggers from eating you.

We drink and have shitty retail jobs.

-Q

Figure out how to remove the college professors and most of the problems would be solved.

>Dayton is nice

HAHAHAHAH

Michigan here. We mostly fish, hunt, and enjoy the wonderful gifts of nature that God has provided for us. The southern part of Michigan is mostly libs and niggers.

Okay, watch in 2 years dumb fuck. Two words, kike: “Bail-In.”
Good luck!

We have saying for beaners in Michigan, 'All mexicans above the 45th parallel are the laziest sons of bitches you will ever find'

Go past a construction crew you'll see 2 white guys working and 6 beaners twiddling their thumbs.

Other than that they are welfare queens, had beaner neighbors that bought a bunch of land off their son's settlement money (accident at some workplace), always borrow shit without returning it or it comes back absolutely trashed.

fuck chicago
t. south illinois

This. Also own two homes and live in a secret awesome city. Stay the fuck out. Keep your gayness, tranny bullshit, and criminals to yourselves.

You've obviously never been to Chicago, Detroit, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, or St. Cloud.