I'm American and thinking about going to Norway or Denmark. Any Norwegians or Danes want to redpill me on your countries? I am ethnically Swedish but don't want to go there for obvious reasons.
I'm American and thinking about going to Norway or Denmark...
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I was raped twice in Norway. Don't go there.
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Stay out of Romania mutt
depends on what you want to do
if youre just gonna hang out in a city and drink, go to denmark. much cheaper than norway
if youre looking for nature experiences, go to norway. denmark is flat as a pancake and has no fjords and shit. everything is fucking expensive though. stay out of oslo. its sweden-tier
i want to live in a small little cabin surrounded by mountains and wilderness. I want to be away from the city and just have a qt wife and kids.
Welcome. Have some oil.
>t. 79.9 % white
>t. 5% sub-saharan african
75% swedish
25% german, irish, japanese
>I am ethnically Swedish
What do you mean by this? Every time I hear an Amerimutt say something like this, it turns out they are 1/124th part Swedish. If you actually are ethnically Swedish as you claim, you are welcome in both countries though.
To be honest, Denmark is more based than Norway as of now. We are literally becoming Sweden-tier and we are not even part of EU. Our politicians still nonetheless follow EU rules and regulations especially regarding refugee/migrant quotas, also we have to follow UN quotas as well.
I have been in Denmark a couple of times, and it's been good experiences all the time. I did mostly avoid Köbenhavn and Sjælland though, and mainly visited Jylland. Everything is cheaper, especially beer and alcohol. Danes are more relaxed and less politically correct. I found it quite funny, they still use the term "neger" to refer to black people, something you are not allowed to do here in Norway.
Although, Norway has a much better nature and will grant you a higher salary and probably better living standard as well if you are able to find work over here.
what as in vacation? Or "migration"? Anyways ill say head to Norway as Denmark is just two steps away from Sweden and Germany when it comes to diversity and multikulti.
Norway have been more sheltered so you will get the more retro 1980s feel of Scandinavia.
>What do you mean by this?
I'm at least 3/4 Swedish and like 95% white, the other 5% being Japanese
this and this
also don't expect any danes to post in this thread, they are all sleeping off a hangover
>5% being Japanese
?????????????????
ahahah, god
the memes are real
>especially regarding refugee/migrant quotas, also we have to follow UN quotas as well.
yeah I am glad Denmark got an opt-out of the EU migrant systems and we abandoned the UN quota system 2 years ago.
>they still use the term "neger" to refer to black people
what do you call them? Also nothing wrong with the word neger.
>Norway has a much better nature
what you dont like flat farmland and nothing else?
oh so you're moving.
well then, norway it is then. denmark doesn't have mountains (not kidding, highest one they have is like 150 meters)
but how are you going to make money ?
i can guarantee you there are nowhere you can just "get a cabin" for free, and building one is difficult.
an improvised shed wont do it.
and unless you are experienced with mountains and arctic weather you are going to get killed up there
So, Finnish
>Ethnically Swedish
>5% being Japanese
Nigger. I sometimes feel like it really is true that most whites in the US are mutts. At least I remain pure northwestern European, mostly British masterrace.
Fuck af, vi er fulde.
Pretty nice, pretty expensive, just be careful around Oslo and avoid east Oslo at all costs.
Denmark is for legoniggers but pretty redpilled
kek, reminds me of this
That's creepy as hell
My mom is 10% Japanese according to 23&me
Calm down Sven
Yes I am talking about moving. As for work this is where the real problem comes in. I have no university so I don't know what I would do for work. I am very physically capable (6'3 220lbs and strong). Is there some low end labor job I could take up until I become more qualified?
lol
ebin meme
>proud to be British
don't respond to me ever again
;_;
What is a legonigger? And ye so far everyone has said stay away from Oslo.
You will be shocked by the reduction of your purchasing power.
Nothing to do, nowhere to go. Make sure you live close to an airport and have good internet.
that physically hurt me.
yuck
Lmfao how do these retards even have acces to computers?
How is the internet is Norway I have no idea. Frankly though I am hoping to kind of leave technology behind and just live a simple life. I just want a qt wholesome wife and to have kids. I don't really care if I'm rich or not. I hardly buy anything anyway. I don't need a huge house or nice car.
the country is full of these people
Do you look Japanese? Obviously, if you have black hair and black eyes you will stand out in the crowd, just be wary of this.
Or maybe you can pass as a "grönlænder", that iglonigger minority from Greenland. Just remember to go around with a crate of Tuborg at all times to not blow your cover.
Also, can any danebros explain this pic of their coked prime minister? WTF.
euros choose quality over quantity. arabs will never reach the level of civility europeans have
>I have no university so I don't know what I would do for work.
unskilled labour then? Well then you are a lot of trouble as both Denmark and Norway get a constant flood of Slavs who do that.
Get a degree before moving friend or it properly wont work out for you.
What do you want to be redpilled on?
classic
go for norway, no-one will bother you.
we're not in the EU
Norway is nice in its own ways. Norway has a lot of fiber internet in places you wouldn't expect. I live next to farms outside town and have fiber. So I am like you basically. Nothing fancy, just want to relax after work in quiet surroundings!
without status you wont be able to have a qt trad wife you idiot. Women do not like financial losers... you dont need the big house and cash for yourself but to show potential partners that you are a safe bet.
Move to BC
I'm afraid this meme is going far over my head, mind explaining it to me? :)
I have blonde hair blue eyes pale white skin white facial features etc. If you surrounded me in a crowd of Swedes I would blend right in.
Ok what should I be looking to get my degree in?
Your politics mainly, feeling towards immigrants and muslims etc. Didn't you guys just ban headscarfs or something? Also if you had anything interesting about daily life, how it is to live in Norway etc. Thanks :)
Ye it seems very appealing. I just want a simple stable life, nothing flashy.
YES this sounds perfect! Exactly what I want.
Well I'm expecting to have to work my way up for a bit before I can attract a wife.
Ew, Gross.
I see fat men with average salary with hot women here all the time. I don't understand why but it happens.
>what do you call them? Also nothing wrong with the word neger.
We can't call them that here anymore.
There has recently been a lot of various cases with this.
HJELP OSS, DANMAG
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>vaaju.com
>p4.no
Damn you American «Norwegian» boomers really outnumber us
Why?
The USA is one of the best countries in the world to live and work in as a highly skilled professional.
You have so many tax advantages that with smart investing and saving you can retire in 15 years or so and you'd have a plethora of peaceful white low COL areas to choose from.
Norway and Denmark are rich countries but their tax system is no joke. Denmark's is especially insane with huge income tax, big capital gains tax, big VAT, big luxury taxes etc etc
The only time it makes sense to move to Europe as an American is if you're doomed to shit tier almost minimum wage jobs in the US.
t. butthurt engineer that would move to the US in a heartbeat if I could
Mental illness. Women who ignore hypergamy tend to be fucking crazy in my experience
>take taxi
>eat at a restaurant
That's 2 ways your wallet will be raped here.
>Also, can any danebros explain this pic of their coked prime minister?
yes, Loekke is a well known drunk who have no spacial awareness and that picture is nothing out of the ordinary. The only reason he has been elected the last couple of years was that the alternative was pro immigration parties. So it was the lesser of two evils.
Its also why our left are turning anti immigration now since they know they will then just win.
Stability. Women really do not care about looks as much as we do. Status is everything since by nature women are the pillars of hierarchies (they thrive and love that shit).
time for another 400 years of night then? Bare kald på onkel Jens hvis der er noget.
>Ok what should I be looking to get my degree in?
Medicine, IT (programming / software engineer) or any mechanical engineering field (large industrial machinery).
For Norway I dont know so ask a Norgebro about that.
I think I'm slightly better looking than him and my eyes are much more blue
Well I am in good shape so I'm not too worried about attracting women. I'm very shy though.
Sorry ;_; I would be 100% respectful of your people and culture, I promise
This country is quickly becoming Mexico 2.0. Also it's fucking ugly. No real scenery.
I can cook and my wife will cook too. Do you have to take a taxi everywhere? You guys have super high taxes on cars and gas right?
no more immigrants please, I don't care what race/ethnicity at this point, just make it stop
>No real scenery
what are you talking about? The US basically nearly have every time of climate and scenery except old culture.
>This country is quickly becoming Mexico 2.0
in my view the states were already Mexico tier when I visited back in 2005. Jesus niggers and browns everywhere.
>Whiter than you Achmed
Stay the fuck out faggot.
> mutt
> ethnically Swedish
Just stop.
>This country is quickly becoming Mexico 2.0. Also it's fucking ugly. No real scenery.
>us has no scenery
Starting to believe you might be a bit of a 'tard.
Anyway here's a harsh truth.
To move to Norway/Denmark as a non EU citizen you need
a) mary a local
b) be very highly skilled and specialised and have an available job offer (very difficult to do without knowing the language)
I don't see you making it. Stick to the US
We have nothing like pic related
>2005
you should see it now, it's fucking awful ;_;
whites are a minority where i live
I am literally ~95% white as I have already stated, pls calm yourself Sven. We could be friends :)
The US is largely an ugly country. I've been all over, seen most of the country. Some Croatian is going to tell me I'm wrong? As for your other points you're probably right. I'm not really seeing too much of an avenue to citizenship atm sadly ;_;
Also ugly not just in terms of landscape but in terms of architecture and design
Do you know what country you live in?
Where is something like this in the US?
WTF does ~95% white mean? What is the other ~5%? That's ~1/20th, not a rounding error.
Read the thread before you post
>The US is largely an ugly country. I've been all over, seen most of the country.
No I'm going to tell you that in most countries where the majority of the people live it gets boring.
You're not going to be able to afford to live where all the nice architecture in Oslo, Bergen or Copenhagen are. If you move there you'd probably live in some boring looking apartment building.
You're not going to live in some cabin in the fjord because you
a) don't have the capital to provide you with passive income (and even if you did it'd be heavily taxed)
b) don't own land there (and even if you did the costs of building your own home are insane)
Also Denmark is one of the flattest countries in the world, it wouldn't be my option to move for amazing scenery.
Appreciate what the US has to offer with your tax system and cheap housing.
Nah you're not that interesting, just wanted to call you a mutt, quit dickriding eurofags.
p.s. kys
Wow I'm so upset, ouch
go to Oslo, and go to a place called Holmlia for some cultural enrichment. Or got to Malmo in Sweden. Enjoy!
Fuck off, we don't want you here. Why would you even consider moving here anyway? Don't buy this "Danes are so based" meme. Scandinavias glory days are long fucking gone at this point. No guns either.
Fuck off, were full.
We're all shy here until we start drinking :)
Move to the west, north or way south. Oslo and areas around have difficult women. A lot of the women love sports and outdoors actually.
So, are you German?
Literal White nigger
norway nigger and sjw country. no point to settle in denmark because its soon to be nigger country, shit options u have. eastern bloc coutnreis are ur options if u want white country
I can add that most Danes dislike Americans, so you're pretty fucked already.
>I am ethnically Swedish but don't want to go there for obvious reasons.
I've heard Scandinavians are very reserved at first but also very warm and friendly once you get to know them. What makes the women in Oslo difficult?
Really? I thought Denmark and Norway were pretty based ;_;
Is it really that bad? Why does everything nice have to be ruined.
knowing most other Americans I don't blame them.
>Also it's fucking ugly. No real scenery.
How the hell can you say that about an entire continent? You have five times as much land as Denmark in your national alone.
>The total area protected by national parks is approximately 52.2 million acres (211,000 km2)
Montana looks like Norway from what I can tell from pictures, move there. It's got Ben "Absolute madman" Garrison's approval.
>Maybe if I give enough internet blowjobs on 4chaim I'll be accepted for the creepy bugman I am in a foreing land :^)
ahahaha if u think norway and denmark are based then idk.... norway the ultimate sjw and nigger country. they have so much money and pay them niggers so much it attracts alot sweden v2 in year or two and idk what is with that sjw stuff in norway failure country write it off...
here you go user, this is very cheap too
finn.no
I will check out Montana if this plan doesn't work out. But there is still the issue of whites being a minority in this country within the next 10 years.
t. hillbilly trash
You probably wear slippers with sandals to Walmart at midnight on your mobility scooter you hick
This is disheartening to hear
>Is it really that bad?
Dude, believe me. Denmark is expensive as fuck. You will have a poorer quality of life, i'll guarantee it. You will pay sky high taxes that will fund nigger invasions. The healthcare system is falling apart. The entire welfare state is collapsing in on itself, and you will more than likely have trouble finding a decent job here.
It's not worth it. Move to a whiter state, buy some land, keep your guns.
montana, alaska.. etc
he has no job skills he can just go on welfare, you're taking our mexicans now and will like it.
is that 850000 krones? Holy shit r.i.p ;_;
I hate to say it but it's sounding like I should just stay is U.S and move north. Fuck this gay earth ;_;
I refuse to take welfare if I'm not contributing
Ahahahahahahaha BUGMAN STRIKES BACK
Nah, I'm a suburban retard from Socal, still whiter than you though Kobeyashi (2.7% Kalash). Seriously though, when you grow up you might realize how gay you're being right now. You already live in the best country.
Unemployment is extremely high (they hide this) and they wont help fellow white people, that's my experience as a Norwegian tho.
And careful where you move, some places are nigger zones, especially Oslo.
US is an ugly country, are you batshit insane? you have not been all "over" . i swear to god if you basement dwellers don't stop with this "the us sucks im moving to europe" crap. europe doesn't want you, you're a loser.
yes i dont hate norway people hey are good ppl and the country is rlly good beautiful too but its heading to be sweden v2 and idont like it and u should not like it too so thats why write it off ur list ur only options when u come europe are eastern bloc countries from top of my head i can white countries whole baltic and poland maybe some more countries but its shit living there just these options...... u need to realize all europe is cucked except few exception countries its reality man :D
Alaska?
I really don't get why Americans would want to move here. I'm honestly envious of the opportunists you guys have.
None of my dreams could ever become a reality in my country. It's just not possible.
>another slav rapebaby with the based poland meme
because they're morons and fall for internet larps, they think because they move to a new place their life is going to be different. "i don't fit in amongst my own people so i'll obviously fit in with a completely different culture"
Don't get me wrong I love what the U.S used to be just hate what it's becoming
That picture is sad :(
I grew up in Hawaii which was pretty nice I guess, been to Alaska and saw the glaciers. Been to both costs and all major cities. Where am I missing?
I have a Polish friend, she is super qt. Wish she would just marry me so I can move there.
Perhaps. I wouldn't mind moving there actually.
Grass is always greener on the other side
i understand why u are mad and so spicy i would be too if i had to live in such nigger country :D and white poland is not meme they made mistake 2 yrs ago and since then poland has gone to such extend to soon vote to leave eu, borders shut down and poland ppl hate niggers there have been uprisings cities full of ppl... the niggers are leaving itself :D also lets not talk about ur country with the blue haired women u like and the niggers who u share living with :D
Norway is currently sending out more immigrants than taking them in. They're also proposing a bill,. which will ban any type of facemasking clothing, such as nikab and burka. We're getting more based every day FeelsOkayMan
I know. As much as i like to talk shit about burgers, you have ALL the opportunities that we don't have. ffs, you can buy land! You can't even do that here without being a literal millionaire. You have guns to protect yourself. You may be fucked demographic wise, but atleast you can DO something.
Us Eurofags are stuck. Completely.
Move back to Hawaii, you have a leg up there with your partial Nip heritage, since you're not full haole, and you grew up there. If i didn't live here i'd live there, did for awhile.
dude you need to get off this board, there are tons of mountains, colorado, washington state, applachians(oldest mountains in the world),alaska, california. you know how native hawaiians are to white people? that's what its going to be like for you in europe, you're going to look american , you're going to sound american, you're going to be american to everyone there. im in europe all the time, americans stand out like sore thumbs, my gf thinks its funny i can tell someone is american before they even speak.
Because almost all americans look the same its the effect of inbreeding
It has already happened, atleast in schools. They cannot wear that shit.
white people in america are becoming like niggers where they just claim some culture, you're american , just stop you're not irish, swedish, italian , unless you were born in those countries , you're american, your mannerisms are american, the food you like is american
>unemployment extremely high
proofs?
Also, the more north you move in Norway, the more based it gets. I live around Bodo and it's so much better here than down in Oslo