Reminder that the Italian Armed Forces are the third strongest in the world right behind America and Russia

Tony somebody has got to do something about those doctor without borders terrorists. They're trafficking people to other countries and not facing a firing squad? why?

But that's fucking wrong you retard.

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I think we are behind Usa, Russia, France, UK and China. (And maybe Israel and India because nukes)

Dont think the Dutch should talk since they don't have a military. The last time they got send for a mission it was the balkan war. The Americans and the rest of the world accused the Dutchbat to be gay and that's why they failed. I guess they are right, the Dutch are indeed pathetic

I'm sure the Kruats wish that was actually true.
They may have won the war if it was.

>stronger than Israel’s army
The one that make US does all it's work ?
The one that only fight against all braindead shitskin with weapons they made in their basement ?
The one that got BTFO by fucking Lebanon out of any country ?
Please. Even the french wouldn't surrender when facing Israel's.

The italians have been a total failure in the abissinian war, and an embarassment in ww2.

You have been notorious military imbeciles since the collapse of the roman empire. Sorry pasta man.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutchbat

7 year investigation? holy shit.

hows the officer corps in the french military like jupiter ? I remember some french general spoke out a bit after funding was getting cut a few years ago.

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OP said "behind America". So, the US being Israels bitch, means that Goymerican military = Israeli Army

Did you forget that China exists?

The Italians are too smart to die for any new world government or corporations so they don't make an effort in war, even if they are well trained and equipped. Of course there are exceptions but average Italian soldier just wants to enjoy life on his sunny peninsula with a cup of coffee and cannoli.
It is a reasonable choice.
Czechs btw are the same.
Both countries went ok with this strategy.

The important thing is that we have a bigger and more functional army than Germoney's, the rest doesn't matter because nukes

China is a paper tiger.

+ the emerging EU Army with new soldiers enlisting by the boat load makes them verehh stronk

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Handicappato negro di merda

>Allah marks them with that nose. Always

Su Filindeu men would be too worried about how their uniform looks to be effective in combat.

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Times change.

>be dutch army
>know about war crimes of serbian nationalists
>"we got u surrounded, nato cant help you"
>invite General Ratko in and drink wine with enemy. Let him talk shit about me and he got me a nice gift
>" J-just take t-them General Ratko"
>8k civilians die
>get home, cry ptsd
>Thomas the battalion leader is retired now in spain.

Not to mention he got promoted when he came back.

>dont get your air support cuz some other 50 dutch bat guys got held hostage

shitty deal all around. they got left in the wind with their deeks out. poor dutch.

where the fuck was the air support those guys shoulda have been terrified, howd they capture 50men?

The virgin Royal Regiment vs the chad Bersaglieri

youtube.com/watch?v=uVpFkho1HLM

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>serbian cotton hill

OP is baiting, we're good and a strong military power thanks not only to our army but also to our naval assets, but 3rd in the world? he's baiting
Sometimes I still watch this. I love our Bersaglieri, they do a great job representing us. I'm so proud.

The virgin bersagliere vs the chad Folgore

>youtube.com/watch?v=_SKdN7A1jF4

Panzerlied at 0:52

>youtube.com/watch?v=bpoMBC7Jxx4

SS Marschiert in Feindesland

What other army in europe still sings old SS/wehrmacht songs?

>youtube.com/watch?v=mVcYZD7i_Yc

San Marco/ Arditi

>youtube.com/watch?v=7eqlyFAX2aE

Frecce tricolori + brigata sassari Dimonios

Not much better in WW1, they managed to lose 700kms while defending a mountainous region. See: Breakthrough of Caporetto.

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we aren't that high.
i don't think we even reach the top ten

Yes, but paper is still stronger than your military

>one battle lost in 1917
>3 years passed holding back alone the biggest european empire with less numbers and equipment while in france england and france put together + all their colonies could not manage to do shit against half of the german army

yea sure complete failure, I would go as far as to say the italian army is one of those that performed better in the whole war, and this still with their terrible logistic, language difficulties and excessively severe discipline

>tfw if Japan wanted they could join forces with South Korea and outperform the chinese army easily
>tfw you realize how huge the Japanese economy is and how hard-working and proud their people are

Even at the most weakest estimate, the chinks outperform the spaghetti military.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Military_Strength_Index

8th strongest army worldwide and second strongest in europe not counting russia

Also the classify is from 2015 and considering the state of disrepair of many cucked western armed forced the score in our favour is most likely even better

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While said empire was fighting on a second front, being cut off from international supplies, and you being aided by British and French divisions on your front.

The french and the british were in laughable numbers, don't hide behind this shit. Besides you're not taking into account that AH was a much powerful country in general than us. People always forgot to consider that we always were a regional power, at fucking best.
But maybe you're only butthurt, considering most soldiers on italian front were hungarians

what kind of tanks do pastas have?

1. USA
2. Russia
3. UK
4. France
5. China
6. India
7. Pakistan
8. Israel
9. North Korea
10. Japan
11. Turkey
12. Italy
13. Germany
14. South Korea
15. Poland

(1-9 have nuclear weapons so are at a large advantage)

I don't know what they consider with "tanks", but our MBT is the C1 Ariete. We have many Centauro tank destroyers and Dardo IFV too

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your two carriers in service? if not ill put fronce at 3 m8.

Still pretty impressive for an army half the size against the biggest political empire of the time in europe with centuries of military tradition at its back.
Saying the italian army performed badly in wwi is just bias on your behalf they most likely performed better than the rest of the faction, the amount of british/french divisions was 0 until caporetto since they needed all of their manpower to hold off the germans.
And even then they accounted only for a fraction of the whole italian army.
Give caesar's what's caesar's italian army in wwi performed extremely well given the circumstances.

>bigger and stronger land army
>2 carriers vs 1 carrier
>UK is above France
bong pls

I worked with the Italian Army everyday in Afghanistan. They were incompetent, retarded, and lazy. I would put them barely above the Afghan Army. The Carabinieri were pretty good though.

UK army is shit now, that classify is kinda faked because it takes into account the nato forces stationed and not the actual army only, also other factores such as political stability according financial rating firms it's retarded. At the current state of things in europe the classify is russia, france, italy

The Italians literally bribed the Taliban to leave them alone in the one AO the had in Afghanistan. The Italians are fucking losers.

austria hungary and the austrian empire before it was btfo in every war it fought.

And they still can’t fend off a bunch of niggers on a dingy

Then why does Corsica still belong to the frogs?

Reminder that I served in Afghanistan around these fucks. They care more about having booze and pizzeria and the right types of fashion scarfs and mustaches then killing shitskins... sssaaaaagggeeee

because we sold it to them?

Yes they got only btfod in the wars against italy and won all the rest

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Herat province? I was in Shindand

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What an ugly looking horde.

Doesn't mean anything if they always pick the strongest side.

>the americans expect everybody in the world to follow blindly the will of their puppeteer Israel in their proxy wars just like they do
Instead of offending italians, take a good look at the state of your country and think about what the fuck you're doing to yourself and the world

I worked in the Farah, Herat, and Faryab provinces. The Italians had a presence in all 3.

Let's not kid ourselves. France's and Britain's armyies are stronger than ours, and they actually use it for their own interests, instead of following UN's (((peace missions)))

>>Be me
>>Be in Munich
>>Want to visit Italy, so I drive to Bolzano
>>Surprised 40% of all people I see are African niggers and Middle eastern Muhammad's.
>>Leave before night time because I don't want to get gangraped
Pic related it's what 40 percent of Italy now looks like

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go to afghanistan then, they are whiter there

Same. Spent Christmas with them in Shindand OEF 13. They had built themselves a nice pizza place with Italian gudio TV and Electronics shop. But had the shittiest barracks basically supersmall tents ANA and ANP would have loved in lmao that's because they used all their budget buying that dumb shit

>Mfw this germanfag does not understand 40% of bolzano is niggers because they all pass through there only to go in germany to enrich his girlfriend

Oh the irony

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Been there done that got the T shirt and the shit skin trophies
Let me speak to you in your native language so you understand though ... bebopity boppidy bopity bopity bopppidiy calzone bop bop spghaetti bittidiy Mario

Oh and btw Every Italian I have ever worked around argues with other Italians for stupid as fuck reasons all the time

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you have niggers in america,why are you afraid?

Not German Mario... so try again. If you could read which I know you're Italian so that's asking a lot and quite the challenge... You would know that already
I was only visiting Bavaria
kys

>The virgin Italians vs the chad Poles

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Good point.. our Niggers are American niggers. Not Somalis like yours. Somalis rape and plunder like hotcakes. A lot of gay rape.
trust me I've been to that side of the world too.

Until the shooting starts

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>But only have defeat wars in his records
>inb4 muh ancient Roma

i wish that you died in afhanistan

Buona serat ciao signora grazie mille

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Out of all people i expect the Americans to understand that they would fight to the death. So atleast dishonor wouldn't be upon them. They are pathetic.

>won a world war
>only defeats
really makes me think

France has more recent experience.

>only has defeated wars in its record

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Italy

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Pasta, burger, toothpaste coalition when?

According to this, you are 11th in the world.
globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.asp

Meme flag. Opinion discarded.

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Sarobi. Ever go to the Uzbin valley? That was fun. So was Tagab/Kapisa

Pretty useless. It only counts the quantity and not the quality of troops. One Italian soldier with an IQ of 100-105 equipped with hi tech stuff is worth 10 streetshitters with an IQ of 78 equipped with soviet stuff from the 70s.

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how many legions?

Those "street shitters" have nuclear weapons though, which gives them much more than a numerical advantage over Italy. Conventionally Italy are superior in quality of soldiers and tech but India's numerical advantage is nothing to be sneered at when Russia has proven that throwing as much meat into the grinder as possible is also a viable tactic.