Think they're number 1

>think they're number 1
>couldn't even get into the world cup
JUST.
Even fucking MEXICO is in the world cup.
>inb4 we dun care about football!!!
>inb4 it's "soccer"
COPE

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>not one Amerimutt ITT
Scared, huh?

>implying we care about soccer

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You care enough to have a national team, which failed to qualify for the world cup.

sorry, we're not into semen slurping sports.

But you're into baseball and pussyfied rugby.

Someone put the WC on at work yesterday. Seemed like every 5 minutes someone was faking an injury. Yeah, we're not pussy enough to make the cut.

Sports are for retarded meat heads and nigger trash. Learn to fight you sissy faggot.

Your national sport is a pussyfied version of rugby.

Shut your mouth you ugly fat fuck or ill snap your neck.

"Pussified version of rugby" is still not as pussy as soccer

I didn’t even know the World Cup was happening desu

Italy and the Netherlands aren't in the World Cup either Bong.

We also (probably) have a national ping pong team. Nobody gives a fuck about that either. Soccer is for 12 yr old girls and shitholes.

Soccer ? That's the sport for autistic kids in grade school right ?

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Do any white American's even watch the World Cup? I'm sure lots of inbred Mexican's shoot their guns off in the air and shit when they score a goal, but real Americans have much better things to do then watch a sport that's even more boring than golf.

yeah like circumcise their kids and do school shootings

We have at least 5 private companies capable of space launch. The Chad American space industry laughs at your Virgin Galactic not even capable of sub orbital flight. Who the fuck has time for football when we're busy doing we mars now?

>buttball

Keep your bread and circus. Only sport we play is war.

Soccer is for fags

Stay mad mohammed

VIETNAM 1:0 USA

Your country has muzzie rape gangs, jails those who speak out against it and you're talking shit about soccer? Sort yourself out buddy.

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We literally couldn't give less of a flying fuck about a bunch of faggy yuropoors prancing around a pitch faking injuries.
We watch men's sports like Baseball and Football that involve wearing armor because of the huge speeds and forces involved.

TLDR, stay the fuck outta 'Murica with your gay ass shit

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All sportsball is pretty fucking gay

fuck you and your countrymen ability to free kicks.

Aye but at least we didnt get REKT by an ICELANDIC DENTIST.

Dentistry, forever the bane of the British

Nobody I know gives a single shit about the world cup, or soccer in general.

Lol calm down Mohammad. You're acting like a faggot, and last I checked, your religion isn't too fond of those.

What is the world cup? Is that like the world series?

itt lets list things we can do that bongs cant. ill start.have a butter knife in my glove box.carry a potato peeler in my back pocket.smile without grossing people out.

>Brits haven't been to ONE Super Bowl
>Haven't been to ONE World Series
"Great" Britain

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why didn't we just let you get bombed

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Fuck off, you are in the cuss pool of faggots