Overconsumption

Jesus.
Christ.

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>black hand

Why is that black man selling martian scrotums for $17?

>17 canadian cuckbucks
That's like 10 real dollars, small price to pay for a perfectly ripened avocado

>pay more than 10 dollars for an egg size shitty vegetable, 90% of which is seed and has no nutritional value when you could buy three dozen actual eggs for the price

Doing your daily shoplifting run?

Actually they are plenty nutritous but eggs are dirt cheap and the better bang for your buck.

Each seed turns into a tree. I have tons of two- three year old avacado trees in my yard from going trough this hipster girls trash.

>90% is seed
Haha look at this europoor faggot. When was the last time you ate fresh vegetables?

This. Next thread.

Yes but what's the point when it olny grows avocados
You could have an apple, pear, plum, peach or cherry tree

right now, peppers from my own garden not that liberal cuck ass mexican shit

Yeah but fresh avacados are a chick magnet my dude.

In America, a real country, we have grafted trees. I have a tree that grows oranges, limes and grapefruits, all on the same tree.

Only for shit chicks tho

the ali g ice cream glove could unironically be a real product for sale in 2018.
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What kind?

Did he shoplift this?

Kek

Why not have three healthy trees and six times the yield at that point

There isn't any other type left in America.

But avacados are just one thing I grow. I mostly eat pecans, dewberries, and greens.

>people shouldn't have the freedom to buy what they want
Communist

fpbp

Green hot, for sandwiches

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Nice peppers friend.

Because I don't want a citrus orchard. The yield is surprisingly good. I also have a plum, nectorean peach tree

Mabey he only has room for one tree

Imagine a trendy leftist buying something like this instead of redistributing their own wealth to the needy.

What's wrong with yall?

It's a sock that makes the avocado good to eat...

Nice I grow a similar pepper in my garden.

Why not just use a sock and not spend $17?

thank, i also get red from my grandma
what about in the wilderness behind your plot tho

next pic is a mugshot, cause he pocketed it

Thanks for the Data.

/CIA.

People who buy produce should take it upon themselves to seed a bit and grow new plants in order to mutiply abundance. But we just feed it to the (((rats))). It's a great metaphor for our civilization.

hungarians, your wax peppers are not hot, stop this meme

>from going trough this hipster girls trash.
There's more to this story than avocado trees

>everyone implying I took the photo

Avocados aren't ten dollars. That avocado sock might be, but it's reusable, so if you eat a lot of avocados the price per avocado goes down over time.

Where do you think you are?

Is that Spanish or African hand? Not sure if that's just paint or dirt.

Not the shitty shop version that's for sure
Though it's the small red ones that are actually for heat

>CIA will track down a Hungarian pepper farmer

Don't expect much from mutts.

Idk, ive had some firey ones from that region. I find them more flavorful than Mexican ones which don't balance the pain with flavor as well

You're still my friend if it is, hermano :)

>from going trough this hipster girls trash.
How is that cunt, Rachel, doing these days?

Damned crony capitalism, we wouldnt have things like this in real capitalism...

>tfw drumpf puts tariffs on avocado socks

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Americans love this sort of shite, I've noticed

I GET IT, THE SOCK IS TO STOP BLACK PEOPLE FROM RUINING AVOCADOS WITH THEIR BLACK HANDS

My property is a garden I live under a tree. At night I go through the neighbors trash for bits of produce seeds or stems to grow in my garden. I have a battery that I harvested solar wind and kinetic energy for which charges this phone

This is why I think we’ve already reached post scarcity. If we only produced actually usefull things workweeks would only be around 5 hours.

And I don't think anyone is even aware that I live here.

>Nigger
>completely useless shit
>made in canada
lel

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How The FUCK Am I Meant To Enjoy My Avocado Toast Without My Avocado Sock AND My Gluten Free Bread?????

We are not in late stage capitali-

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>Not only are americans mongs, so are their trees

I just wonder why a person couldn't just stick their avocado in a real sock and save 17 canadian peso's.

Because leafs like to sell useless shit to Americans

>furry

says the Chinaman

>Proudly made in Canada

What the fuck user, you need to wash your hands at least once in a month for fucks sake.

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So you're the homeless guy that lives in the park

I know you Forest Elves have an obscene respect and love of nature, but here in America, if we can't fuck or eat it, we don't need it.

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1 hour in ms paint

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I own the property, 11.4 acres